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NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:19 PM Reply

SwankyVagant is a down-to-earth dad raising his two kids Yert and Amaranthus, but what happens when he meets the perfect roommate, Timmy the lawyer? Tune in at 8:00 est. to find out in Black And Blue Blood!

You have any other ideas for a sitcom starring us users?

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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:21 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 01:19 PM, Provoke wrote: You have any other ideas for a sitcom starring us users?

I'd prefer a romantic series with many sex scenes, me, TheRadicalOne, Gagsy, you, and then let's see where it goes.


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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:23 PM Reply

Provoke and Natick are two con-men(women) and this summer they have decided to travel all across America and con all it is people. What crazy adventures will these two rapscallions get themselves into? Find out on HBC.


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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:24 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 01:19 PM, Provoke wrote:
You have any other ideas for a sitcom starring us users?

Oolaph and Scary are just two cool british guys who like to vibe to tunage, but what goes down when their avante garde
/mu/ visiting friend slint comes to visit?!

Tune in back here at 9pmCT


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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:25 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 01:19 PM, Provoke wrote: You have any other ideas for a sitcom starring us users?

Every day at the general forum is one. :P

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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:26 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 01:21 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 2/23/13 01:19 PM, Provoke wrote: You have any other ideas for a sitcom starring us users?
I'd prefer a romantic series with many sex scenes, me, TheRadicalOne, Gagsy, you, and then let's see where it goes.

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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:28 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 01:26 PM, BigBadtheBazz wrote: Xenomit is your run-of-the-mill furry, but boy does he get into some wacky shenanigans!

That's all I can think of. I'll let myself out.

bigbadthebazz is a struggling hollywood screenwriter who meets a charming young whore by the name of selena
she helps him regain his confidence and sucks his cock

tonight at 9pmCT


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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:29 PM Reply

Roger that, the General is full of sadists, over.


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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:30 PM Reply

Stereocrisis is a hot young man in his sexual prime. Selena is the girl with nice tits who invents a machine which turns any computer screen into a glory hole. She one day sends Stereocrisis a friend request on this new device at which point a hole appears in his screen. Not in the least bit reluctant, Stereocrisis shoves his whole dick into his computer screen, at which point Selena sucks it off.

In fact, fuck the sitcom. Doc Emmett Brown, hand me that wrench. I'm building this machine that makes glory holes appear in computer screens. Tell Marty McFly to sit this sequel out. He's not in good shape. This series isn't going to be about time travel anymore.

And then, this starts playing... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjqYEfGfPk0

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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:35 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 01:26 PM, Amaranthus wrote: More sitcoms involving me, pl0x.

Amaranthus is an ambitious young, follow his (mis)adventures as he tries to make it in the big city. Will he succeed and maybe even find that someone special? With help from his friends and wacky nextdoor neighbor Mismo he just might.

It's Amaranthus in, "Livin The Life".


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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:35 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 01:33 PM, BigBadtheBazz wrote:
At 2/23/13 01:28 PM, SwankyVagrant wrote:
bigbadthebazz is a struggling hollywood screenwriter who meets a charming young whore by the name of selena
she helps him regain his confidence and sucks his cock

tonight at 9pmCT
That's just great and all, but I don't find Selena that attractive honestly.

and im black and both of my sons are white
you dont see me killing the thread do you


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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:38 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 01:36 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 2/23/13 01:35 PM, Mismo wrote:
At 2/23/13 01:26 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
Lacks violence.

Don't worry, towards season 3 you forced into turning into a cyborg so you can fight the aliens invading earth that also have kidnapped the love of your life!

Oh yeah, in season 5 I become president of EARTH!


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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:41 PM Reply

Luis Castanon Has a Van. Each week, Luis tries to sneak illegals into the US while at the same time interview several prominent members of the NG community. Tuesdays at 10!


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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:42 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 01:41 PM, Knights wrote: Luis Castanon Has a Van. Each week, Luis tries to sneak illegals into the US while at the same time interview several prominent members of the NG community. Tuesdays at 10!

I'd watch that.


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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:52 PM Reply

Tarah was a girl like many others... but one day a boy visited her house saying that he was her son born from a short relationship with Natick...
what kind of adventures Tarah and his new son LittleGonkyboy.. discover it in this new series on CBS!
My Gonky Son!! on CBS at 21:00 pm.


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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:54 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 01:53 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 2/23/13 01:52 PM, littlegonkyboy wrote: Tarah was a girl like many others... but one day a boy visited her house saying that he was her son born from a short relationship with Natick...
what kind of adventures Tarah and his new son LittleGonkyboy.. discover it in this new series on CBS!
My Gonky Son!! on CBS at 21:00 pm.
Tarah and her* new son.

yeah, also.. what kind of adventures Tarah and her new son Littlegonky boy will live?


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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 02:28 PM Reply

We find a new planet to live on, a new ground. I shall call it, Newgrounds!

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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 02:29 PM Reply

@Protagonist and @Shade are two buddy cops. Protag is by the book. A straight-up good cop. Gets the job done, and is rather fond of his 1970 Dodge Challenger R/T. Shadells on the other hand is a loose cannon. He does things his own way, and isn't afraid to use "alternative" means to solve a case, preferring to let his .357 S&W do the talking, if not his fists. When the Chief (played by @Timmy) assigns the two of them together, things get wild and craaaazy. The show draws heavy influence from other 1970s buddy cop shows and films, in terms of style and music, and there's at least one good car chase every other episode.
Back2Back, the new hit action/comedy starring Protagonist and Shade, premiering next week past your bedtime, ONLY on Klobb Ultimate Network Television.

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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 02:43 PM Reply

yeah this is copied by a-team.
once upon a time a commando of 4 mercenaries specialised on NG lurking were condemned, they escaped from a max-security prison and they are still wanted.. but if you have a problem that admin can't solve and you can find them.. maybe you can rent the famous NG team:
Starts Theme
<explosions! BOOM!!!!>
<NG users who call help,NG team appears>
Starring:
Provoke as "the Problem Solver"
<a nother Michael Bay explosion>
Natick as "the tough guy"
<GunShots>
Amaranthus as "the little killer"
<Tanksman shooting>
and Yert as "the Green Beret"

NG team, every Wednesday at 20.00 on NG Channel!!!


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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 02:51 PM Reply

I don't recall being filmed - when did you guys put this together..?


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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 02:55 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 02:51 PM, Timmy wrote: I don't recall being filmed - when did you guys put this together..?

It's still going, you know. Don't check behind your vase, it has spiders.

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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 02:57 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 02:55 PM, Provoke wrote:
At 2/23/13 02:51 PM, Timmy wrote: I don't recall being filmed - when did you guys put this together..?
It's still going, you know. Don't check behind your vase, it has spiders.

You do realize you're going to have to have Timmy sign a release form, right?


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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 02:58 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 02:51 PM, Timmy wrote: I don't recall being filmed - when did you guys put this together..?

You ever see the movie Bowfinger? And how they used that one dude for a while as an actor even though he wasn't actually a part of it, and he thought the actual actors that ran up to talk to him were just a bunch of crazy people? I kinda did something like that.

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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 03:02 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 02:57 PM, Knights wrote:
At 2/23/13 02:55 PM, Provoke wrote:
At 2/23/13 02:51 PM, Timmy wrote: I don't recall being filmed - when did you guys put this together..?
It's still going, you know. Don't check behind your vase, it has spiders.
You do realize you're going to have to have Timmy sign a release form, right?

Shhhhhhhh.

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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 03:19 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 01:19 PM, Provoke wrote: You have any other ideas for a sitcom starring us users?

Moderators is what they call themselves, but they are murderers who kill (ban) other people over slight mistakes or whoever annoys them. Most people are careful around them, but in NG town there are a lot of suicidal people. They don't care about being killed. And add some random laughing after half of all the sentences. And puns, lots of puns. Then you have a sitcom, I guess.


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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 03:22 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 03:19 PM, Dragen wrote:
Then you have a sitcom, I guess.

You do understand the definition of a sitcom, right?


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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 03:23 PM Reply

Timmy needs his own show called Timmy.


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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 03:24 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 03:23 PM, Emma wrote: Timmy needs his own show called Timmy.

There's already a show called Timmy Time, Emma.


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Response to NG sitcom Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 03:25 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 03:22 PM, Knights wrote:
At 2/23/13 03:19 PM, Dragen wrote:
Then you have a sitcom, I guess.
You do understand the definition of a sitcom, right?

just..just leave it alone


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