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Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen 2013-02-22 01:47:02 Reply

http://www.wzzm13.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=244365

This made the News.

Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen


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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen 2013-02-22 01:56:59 Reply

At 2/22/13 01:53 AM, Provoke wrote: are you still mad

he mad son
he mad

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen 2013-02-22 02:02:43 Reply

some people have no scruples

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen 2013-02-22 02:09:35 Reply

I would say "Why doesn't he use the internet?"
When I kept reading and found out most of his pornos haven't even been on the internet.

This is funny and sad all at once.


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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen 2013-02-22 02:12:56 Reply

"I had a sinking felling because my porn collection is valuable, man,"

He speaks the truth.


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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen 2013-02-22 03:58:15 Reply

Who the hell steals porn?


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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen 2013-02-22 04:07:30 Reply

At 2/22/13 03:58 AM, LiquidFire wrote: Who the hell steals porn?

Whoever it was is now 7K richer..


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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen 2013-02-22 08:01:42 Reply

At 2/22/13 01:47 AM, TheKlown wrote: This made the News.

It didn't make the news were I live...

Anyway, I guess this proves a point: keep your porn collection! It might become valuable someday! :P

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen 2013-02-22 08:26:53 Reply

american news is so bad

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen 2013-02-22 09:06:50 Reply

Bet I could rip this fucking hippy in half

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen 2013-02-22 12:31:52 Reply

i took it


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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen 2013-02-22 12:40:32 Reply

That is a LOT of porn.


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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen 2013-02-22 12:41:41 Reply

Every African American to be in porn since the 1970s?

Most people can only dream of such a collection.

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen 2013-02-22 21:06:03 Reply

What gets me is he reported his porn was stolen. I'd be too embarrassed.

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen 2013-02-23 00:09:56 Reply

Ahahah, porn stolen....that must suck for him...xP


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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen 2013-03-14 14:34:21 Reply

who the hell buys porn?


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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen 2013-03-14 17:03:06 Reply

How the fuck could porn be worth seven grand?!

Is it a top-secret snuff of Honey Boo Boo that was passed through the black market or something?

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen 2013-03-14 17:07:54 Reply

At 3/14/13 05:03 PM, T3XT wrote: How the fuck could porn be worth seven grand?!

Is it a top-secret snuff of Honey Boo Boo that was passed through the black market or something?

IT ISN'T PORN ITS ART YOU IDIOT


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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen 2013-03-14 18:25:34 Reply

At 2/22/13 03:58 AM, LiquidFire wrote: Who the hell steals porn?

Someone who clearly hasn't discovered the internet.


PSN: Tysonizer, Best Thread of 2012.

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen 2013-03-14 19:01:51 Reply

Goddamn man that dude is my hero straight up.


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