Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 03:58 AM Reply

Who the hell steals porn?

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 04:07 AM Reply

At 2/22/13 03:58 AM, LiquidFire wrote: Who the hell steals porn?

Whoever it was is now 7K richer..

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 08:01 AM Reply

At 2/22/13 01:47 AM, TheKlown wrote: This made the News.

It didn't make the news were I live...

Anyway, I guess this proves a point: keep your porn collection! It might become valuable someday! :P

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 08:13 AM Reply

At 2/22/13 02:09 AM, Boomstick wrote: I would say "Why doesn't he use the internet?"
When I kept reading and found out most of his pornos haven't even been on the internet.

This is funny and sad all at once.

Imagine if you actually managed to use up porn at such a rate that the Internet didn't update fast enough for your wanking tendencies and you had to seek out rare porn that doesn't exist in digital format just to keep up.

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 08:26 AM Reply

american news is so bad

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 09:06 AM Reply

Bet I could rip this fucking hippy in half

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 12:31 PM Reply

i took it

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 12:40 PM Reply

That is a LOT of porn.

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 12:41 PM Reply

Every African American to be in porn since the 1970s?

Most people can only dream of such a collection.

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 09:06 PM Reply

What gets me is he reported his porn was stolen. I'd be too embarrassed.

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 09:07 PM Reply

At 2/22/13 09:06 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: What gets me is he reported his porn was stolen. I'd be too embarrassed.

I'd rather get my $7500 worth of porn back than be a pussy because I'd be too embarrassed to tell a police officer that I masturbate

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 12:09 AM Reply

Ahahah, porn stolen....that must suck for him...xP

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen Mar. 14th, 2013 @ 02:34 PM Reply

who the hell buys porn?

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen Mar. 14th, 2013 @ 05:03 PM Reply

How the fuck could porn be worth seven grand?!

Is it a top-secret snuff of Honey Boo Boo that was passed through the black market or something?

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Response to Earlie Johnson's $7,500 porn stolen Mar. 14th, 2013 @ 05:07 PM Reply

At 3/14/13 05:03 PM, T3XT wrote: How the fuck could porn be worth seven grand?!

Is it a top-secret snuff of Honey Boo Boo that was passed through the black market or something?

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