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My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 00:41:19 Reply

My parents will probably be lenient with me staying with them for the next few years after I turn 18 but eventually (actually now) I will want to have my own place. Now I just want to ask if you would say I have it in the bag, or out of it.

Now before we get started, this plan is if I hypothetically get screwed over in college and have to stick a grey-collar job.

THE NOs

1. No Wife (I value my space, and plan to have MMORPG relationships when I get lonely, they work better than IRL ones in my experience)
2. No Kids (I hate kids, and they annoy me easily, plus I'm not going to go through 10 different parenting methods for 18 years, what if I fail and they become a serial killer or some crap?)
3. Not going to visit a soul when I get older, if it's a Funeral, Baby shower, wedding, vacation or something, I'm only going if it's within a 10 mile radius, otherwise I pass. They tend to be a waste of time and money (I never enjoyed them that much anyway). Parents or siblings die? Only going if it's within a 10 mile radius. I'm not being selfish, I'm being logical.
-Wow I thing that saves me a couple thousand bucks right? Haha there we go nice start

The Essentials

1. An Apartment (I don't care for a house, I'm living by myself serving myself, anything above that is unnecessary)
2. A Computer (I've had my Windows 7 for 2 years and it still proves to be a trusty companion in any situation including this)
3. A Phone (A Windows Smartphone ofcourse, I might just get by with WiFi If I need to cut back)
4. Internet connection

Luxuries
1. A TV (I'm just gonna take the same HDTV I have right now, I've had it for years and hasen't doubted me since)
2. A Tablet (It will speed things up, but If I can't have one hey I can't have one)
3. Decent car (I'll take the bus If I need to)
4. Shitty care insurance (if it's legit)
5. An Xbox 360 (I only use it for media, like YouTube and netflix, I'm just gonna use the one I have now but if it breaks i'll get one of those things that has hulu/netflix and stuff)

Hygiene Tools
1. Toothpaste;Toothbrush
2. Shampoo;Conditioner
3. Body Wash
-The cheep kind, I don't care too much about my appearance

Tell me how am I going to fare? If all goes south then I will probably commit suicide (I'll think of something stylish don't worry, gun to the head is overused), not out of "z0mg I WANNA DIE AND IM BUTTHURT >:(", I'll do it out of logic. So yeha


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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 00:47:28 Reply

So you want to live a lonely life with your videogames? Once you grow up and realise you hate it, you'll go out and find a nice woman and things will get better. You'll become a man.


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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 00:48:33 Reply

At 2/21/13 12:47 AM, selena wrote: So you want to live a lonely life with your videogames? Once you grow up and realise you hate it, you'll go out and find a nice woman and things will get better. You'll become a man.

Then what happens when that man gets screwed over one way or another?


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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 00:52:36 Reply

At 2/21/13 12:41 AM, PurpleCandy wrote: My parents will probably be lenient with me staying with them for the next few years after I turn 18 but eventually (actually now) I will want to have my own place. Now I just want to ask if you would say I have it in the bag, or out of it.

Now before we get started, this plan is if I hypothetically get screwed over in college and have to stick a grey-collar job.

THE NOs

1. No Wife (I value my space, and plan to have MMORPG relationships when I get lonely, they work better than IRL ones in my experience)
2. No Kids (I hate kids, and they annoy me easily, plus I'm not going to go through 10 different parenting methods for 18 years, what if I fail and they become a serial killer or some crap?)
3. Not going to visit a soul when I get older, if it's a Funeral, Baby shower, wedding, vacation or something, I'm only going if it's within a 10 mile radius, otherwise I pass. They tend to be a waste of time and money (I never enjoyed them that much anyway). Parents or siblings die? Only going if it's within a 10 mile radius. I'm not being selfish, I'm being logical.
-Wow I thing that saves me a couple thousand bucks right? Haha there we go nice start

You will become a very lonely person if you do this. There is absolutely no problem with spending your spare time online and playing games, however having friends and especially a partner is an amazing thing. It is clear you have not experienced such things so far, as otherwise you would know how much struggling it is worth to eventually find someone to share your life with.

If you do have a long term relationship with a female, then chances are you will open up to the idea of children also. Of course they are annoying, but you would want a child as your partner would want a child. The child will be a drain on time and resources, but be more satisfying than anything else you have ever done in your entire life.

If you truly do wish to grow up completely isolated and alone, I pity you. We are social creatures, being with a partner and friends is in our nature.


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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 01:08:07 Reply

You will have to go out for one reason or another and eventually you will be manipulated by pussyinto ruining your plan

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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 01:11:40 Reply

At 2/21/13 12:48 AM, PurpleCandy wrote:
At 2/21/13 12:47 AM, selena wrote: So you want to live a lonely life with your videogames? Once you grow up and realise you hate it, you'll go out and find a nice woman and things will get better. You'll become a man.
Then what happens when that man gets screwed over one way or another?

You will. It's part of life. But eventually it all fits into place.


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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 01:13:55 Reply

Fuck all that; become homeless with me and we'll explore the world as a team (I'm turning 18 in a few days)

What skills do you have


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 01:14:26 Reply

You'll also need food and water to survive. If you don't have those things you will die.

Overall, your plan for this life you yearn for so much will probably not work out and you will be seeing yourself as a monster and then change your ways and leave your apartment.

But then again, your plan could work perfectly and you can live the rest of your days as a lonely hermit who doesn't give two shits about anyone or anything. Have fun with that.

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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 01:18:33 Reply

At 2/21/13 12:41 AM, PurpleCandy wrote:
I value my space, and plan to have MMORPG relationships when I get lonely, they work better than IRL ones in my experience

Ohhh god, maybe you should just live with your parents dude.

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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 01:24:07 Reply

At 2/21/13 01:18 AM, Saen wrote:
At 2/21/13 12:41 AM, PurpleCandy wrote:
I value my space, and plan to have MMORPG relationships when I get lonely, they work better than IRL ones in my experience
Ohhh god, maybe you should just live with your parents dude.

What is an MMORPG relationship anyway?


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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 01:26:19 Reply

At 2/21/13 12:41 AM, PurpleCandy wrote:

1. No Wife (I value my space, and plan to have MMORPG relationships when I get lonely, they work better than IRL ones in my experience)

This is bar none the saddest thing I have ever read on the internet.


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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 01:26:28 Reply

At 2/21/13 01:24 AM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 2/21/13 01:18 AM, Saen wrote:
At 2/21/13 12:41 AM, PurpleCandy wrote:
I value my space, and plan to have MMORPG relationships when I get lonely, they work better than IRL ones in my experience
Ohhh god, maybe you should just live with your parents dude.
What is an MMORPG relationship anyway?

I think it's where a male character and a female character get "together" in the game and do things together like raids whatever.


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 01:35:15 Reply

At 2/21/13 01:26 AM, Tremulos wrote: I think it's where a male character and a female character get "together" in the game and do things together like raids whatever.

I play WOW with my man but we've never stooped so low as to do that "im totally giving you a blowjob in this game" crap. We have seen a couple of things like that, pretty hilarious and pathetic.
Man OP is scary sad.


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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 03:02:52 Reply

At 2/21/13 12:41 AM, PurpleCandy wrote: Now I just want to ask if you would say I have it in the bag, or out of it.

I am actually living your dream as we speak.
If you want to grow up to be like me, go for it.

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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 03:26:55 Reply

At 2/21/13 03:02 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: I am actually living your dream as we speak.
If you want to grow up to be like me, go for it.

Is the odd taste in art optional? This might be important for PurpleCandy to know.


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 03:37:16 Reply

At 2/21/13 12:41 AM, PurpleCandy wrote: THE NOs

Doesn't sound like that's going to work in the long around. :/ Otherwise? It sounds like you'll fare the well!

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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 05:10:52 Reply

Ask Reddit.com or something.


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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 05:50:45 Reply

At 2/21/13 12:52 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: You will become a very lonely person if you do this. There is absolutely no problem with spending your spare time online and playing games, however having friends and especially a partner is an amazing thing. It is clear you have not experienced such things so far, as otherwise you would know how much struggling it is worth to eventually find someone to share your life with.

If you truly do wish to grow up completely isolated and alone, I pity you. We are social creatures, being with a partner and friends is in our nature.

i aggre with Ragnarokia. love is a fantastic thing. your pretty much wasting your life away by isolating yourself from this world.

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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 06:58:01 Reply

you'll have the strongest right arm in the history of internet porn, this will give you a momentous handshake. Here you will land your 1st job @ a prestigious corporation based on the strength of said handshake impressing all the senior partners. This is your life so far.


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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 07:28:35 Reply

At 2/21/13 05:10 AM, Halberd wrote: Ask Reddit.com or something.

Something as in Newgrounds, right?

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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 07:29:31 Reply

At 2/21/13 06:58 AM, weazelGmr wrote: you'll have the strongest right arm in the history of internet porn, this will give you a momentous handshake. Here you will land your 1st job @ a prestigious corporation based on the strength of said handshake impressing all the senior partners. This is your life so far.

When I yearn for sex I'll just buy a mannequin, or skip masturbating for 2 weeks and do it again


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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 07:32:12 Reply

This sounds like a great plan. You've thought about everything and i think you'll lead a happy and satisfying life this way.
Good luck!


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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 07:32:23 Reply

At 2/21/13 01:14 AM, SeekerFang17 wrote: You'll also need food and water to survive. If you don't have those things you will die.

I plan to eat thing like ramen and those quick macaroni deals, cheep foods you know. I'll probly get a pizza every weekend though


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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 07:43:15 Reply

Seems like your plans are similar to mine.

I'd just like to give you a great tip: learn to sit on the floor without back support. You'll save lots of money you otherwise would have to spend on furniture and you'll stay physically healthy even if you sit in front of the computer all day. If you spend all your waking time sitting in a chair, you'll gradually turn into a vegetable. You'll become considerably less agile, which will make all kinds of daily activities more difficult and painful, and drastically increase the likelihood of accidents and physical injury.

Do you have hobbies to keep yourself busy? I have so much fun to do everyday, so I'm pretty much busy all the time. If you don't keep yourself busy you're gonna fall into a spiral of depression, which isn't a fun way to live at all.


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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 11:13:53 Reply

At 2/21/13 12:41 AM, PurpleCandy wrote:
Tell me how am I going to fare?

Poorly. Especially when, in 20 years, you're still on your x-box 360 while everyone else is in the cybermatrix having space sex with venusian pornmongers.


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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 11:25:06 Reply

I don't understand? Why do you want to not see people? I want to move to the city. Things with my Father the last few weeks have been horrible. Stuff's gotten better but it would be nice. Really nice. I can't wait to move.

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Response to My Future Plan (Will it work) 2013-02-21 14:09:20 Reply

At 2/21/13 03:26 AM, Tremulos wrote: Is the odd taste in art optional? This might be important for PurpleCandy to know.

Yes just replace art with video games and that will be his life.