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I am going to be going on an airplane for my first time soon. I am nervous.
Will I get nauseous? Is it scary?
Halp, tips, experiences please and thanks.

I flew by myself to Ireland when I was 15, I think you can handle flying in the plane. It's the actual navigating of the airport that is a nightmare.

At 2/21/13 12:36 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Halp, tips, experiences please and thanks.

Take some anti-anxiety drugs before take-off.

You will die. Everyone who's ever been on an aeroplane died.

At 2/21/13 12:36 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I am going to be going on an airplane for my first time soon. I am nervous.
Will I get nauseous? Is it scary?
Halp, tips, experiences please and thanks.

chew bubble gum, seriously

Watch the first Final Destination.

The last time I was on a plane was when I was 4-6 years old. I don't think I felt nauseous at all. I don't recall being scared either.

Enjoy it don't be nervous. There is something beautiful about being high above the land. If you feel panicky then maybe talk to your doctor and they will give you something to calm you for the trip.

Being on a plane is really fun the first few times

At 2/21/13 12:36 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I am going to be going on an airplane for my first time soon. I am nervous.
Will I get nauseous? Is it scary?
Halp, tips, experiences please and thanks.

The first time I flew, I was 7 years old. The pressure affected my ears and it started to hurt. Aside from that, it was alright.

At 2/21/13 12:41 AM, illicit wrote:

At 2/21/13 12:36 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I am going to be going on an airplane for my first time soon. I am nervous.
Will I get nauseous? Is it scary?
Halp, tips, experiences please and thanks.

chew bubble gum, seriously

That didn't work for me.

It was the single most soul crushing experience I ever had. My sphincter literally exploded causing shit to fly in all directions. I began to bleed from my ears as we rose in elevation. The stewardesses stabbed me with rusty needles, giving me tetanus. Dead bodies crowded the aisles. I saw one girl get raped by 8 flotation devices under the seats. The pilot did 1080 degree horizontal spins at full velocity. Pure mayhem

I fly pretty much every 4-5 weeks since...I was a child up to now.

I suggest, getting insanely drunk. Just drink a bit before take off and get trashed on the plane.
I do this because I don't like flying, plus everything becomes more entertaining although it did make me end up crying at cartoons on the plane but yeah, nothing to it really, its an unusual feeling.

The plane tends to make a lot of noises ( flaps/gears/fuel dump..etc ) so don't get worried.

Drink plenty of fluids on top of that alcohol, get up and walk around every now and then. Enjoy the flight!

At 2/21/13 12:40 AM, Saen wrote: It's the actual navigating of the airport that is a nightmare.

Ain't that the truth... I remember having a 15 minute delay that involved running from one side of the airport to the other... damn that was fun!

It was a rush, scary at first but then you get over it.

I will never fly again.

At 2/21/13 12:36 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Will I get nauseous?

Unlikely unless you suffer from travel/motion sickness.

Is it scary?

It can be loud during take-off but otherwise no, it's not scary. You will be bored for most of the flight.

People dont fly
--Superghandi66

When the oxygen masks drop, don't put one on, it's the government's way of indoctrinating you with an experimental gas

At 2/21/13 01:50 AM, Xenomit wrote: When the oxygen masks drop, don't put one on, it's the government's way of indoctrinating you with an experimental gas

Everything the government does has another, darker reason behind it.

Be sure to pack a handgun in your carry-on for protection.

At 2/21/13 02:09 AM, GACBassPlayer wrote: Be sure to pack a handgun in your carry-on for protection.

You can't go wrong with a few sticks of dynamite, either

At 2/21/13 02:17 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 2/21/13 02:09 AM, GACBassPlayer wrote: Be sure to pack a handgun in your carry-on for protection.

You can't go wrong with a few sticks of dynamite, either

And don't forget to use the words "pig" "bomb" and "jihad" on-flight as frequently as possible.

At 2/21/13 02:19 AM, Sevkat wrote:

At 2/21/13 02:17 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 2/21/13 02:09 AM, GACBassPlayer wrote: Be sure to pack a handgun in your carry-on for protection.

You can't go wrong with a few sticks of dynamite, either

And don't forget to use the words "pig" "bomb" and "jihad" on-flight as frequently as possible.

Remember to be as drunk as biologically possible and punch everyone under the age of 10

At 2/21/13 12:51 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 2/21/13 12:41 AM, illicit wrote:

At 2/21/13 12:36 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I am going to be going on an airplane for my first time soon. I am nervous.
Will I get nauseous? Is it scary?
Halp, tips, experiences please and thanks.

chew bubble gum, seriously

That didn't work for me.

Really? Worked for me.

At 2/21/13 02:21 AM, Xenomit wrote: Remember to be as drunk as biologically possible and punch everyone under the age of 10

This has gone to far.

At 2/21/13 02:23 AM, Sevkat wrote:

At 2/21/13 02:21 AM, Xenomit wrote: Remember to be as drunk as biologically possible and punch everyone under the age of 10

This has gone to far.

Oh

At 2/21/13 02:21 AM, Xenomit wrote:

And don't forget to use the words "pig" "bomb" and "jihad" on-flight as frequently as possible.

Remember to be as drunk as biologically possible and punch everyone under the age of 10

Remember to wear as many towels as possible. It gets awfully chilly at that altitude.

At 2/21/13 12:48 AM, Halberd wrote: Being on a plane is really fun the first few times

You are a f*ggot
--superghandi66