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Retard of the day award Feb. 20th, 2013 @ 09:09 PM

An old circle of friends made this achievement. It simply means whoever preformed the most downright stupid action of the day was unanimously crowned retard of the day.

Some winning examples were wiping out on a wave and proceeding to land flat on my surfboard, breaking it in half, running up to hit a volley during a tennis doubles match, framing the ball and hitting it directly perpendicular to initial contact and out of the court, skimboarding while having your phone in a "water-proof" pocket and falling flat on your ass resulting in ripped trunks and a busted phone.

So, whoever feels like they've said or done the dumbest laughable thing possible in a day feel free to post it!

Today I was bending down to measure the largest seedling of the day. While bending down I placed my hand on the ground to support myself. What I initially thought was quite spongy and soft dirt was actually a fire ant bed, which my hand was wrist deep in. I didn't realize my hand was in the bed until a good 5 second of measuring had passed.

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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 20th, 2013 @ 09:10 PM

I achieved aids

Where's my medal


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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 20th, 2013 @ 09:12 PM

I saw someone post on the NG forum, what a dumbass.


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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 20th, 2013 @ 09:15 PM

I was playing around with my younger sister who is much smaller than I,and well...one thing led to another and I ended up play smacking her to the ground so hard her head hit the floor with a large *thud*. She was OK after a few seconds but fuck did that scare me. I could've really fucked her up. Do not try to play wrestle with little girls, especially when you have 50 pounds and a full foot on her.


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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 20th, 2013 @ 09:17 PM

At 2/20/13 09:15 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: I was playing around with my younger sister

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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 20th, 2013 @ 09:18 PM

At 2/20/13 09:09 PM, Saen wrote: An old circle of friends made this achievement. It simply means whoever preformed the most downright stupid action of the day was unanimously crowned retard of the day.

I never would have guessed

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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 20th, 2013 @ 09:33 PM

I didn't read this sir, but ty for posting. You're my favorite user of the day, send me some pics


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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 20th, 2013 @ 09:42 PM

supergandi.. EVERY FUCKING DAY


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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 20th, 2013 @ 09:47 PM

like.. he would have a barge of them ..


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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 20th, 2013 @ 09:48 PM

Such a surfer.

I like in that 70s show where they do that but with the football helmet. And Kelso always has to end up wearing it.


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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 20th, 2013 @ 09:48 PM

At 2/20/13 09:42 PM, tox wrote: supergandi.. EVERY FUCKING DAY

I concur.

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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 20th, 2013 @ 09:48 PM

At 2/20/13 09:47 PM, tox wrote: like.. he would have a barge of them ..

Tox, these guys weren't raised around rivers like you and me, barges aren't a common thing for them


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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 20th, 2013 @ 10:05 PM

At 2/20/13 09:10 PM, Xenomit wrote: I achieved aids

Where's my medal

It's in my pants if you want it you're going to have to get on your knees and get it


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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 20th, 2013 @ 10:06 PM

At 2/20/13 10:05 PM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote: It's in my pants if you want it you're going to have to get on your knees and get it

I'd like it sir


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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 20th, 2013 @ 10:12 PM

At 2/20/13 10:10 PM, Cherry wrote: i will also take some of that

I'm sure he doesn't have enough dick for the both of us


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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 20th, 2013 @ 10:23 PM

At 2/20/13 10:12 PM, selena wrote:
At 2/20/13 10:10 PM, Cherry wrote: i will also take some of that
I'm sure he doesn't have enough dick for the both of us

Oh I do


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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 21st, 2013 @ 04:01 AM

At 2/20/13 09:12 PM, Gumbadillo wrote: I saw someone post on the NG forum, what a dumbass.

Someone even replied to that post! :O

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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 21st, 2013 @ 04:04 AM

At 2/20/13 09:42 PM, tox wrote: supergandi.. EVERY FUCKING DAY

i don't think we see eye to eye on this . . . maybe you should elaborate why you think i qualify for that kind of an award

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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 21st, 2013 @ 05:48 AM

At 2/20/13 09:15 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: I was playing around with my younger sister who is much smaller than I,and well...one thing led to another and I ended up

I've been on the internet long enough to know where this leads to god dammit.

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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 21st, 2013 @ 11:43 AM

At 2/20/13 09:48 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Such a surfer.

I like in that 70s show where they do that but with the football helmet. And Kelso always has to end up wearing it.

Ahaha oh yes we've had plenty of awards related to surfing, kayaking, skim boarding. Man I wish we used some kind of prop like that! Whoever won though was at the butt end of everyone's jokes.

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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 21st, 2013 @ 11:48 AM

At 2/20/13 09:10 PM, Xenomit wrote: I achieved aids

Where's my medal

Here, you can have this lucky ribbon.

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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 21st, 2013 @ 11:51 AM

At 2/20/13 09:42 PM, tox wrote: supergandi.. EVERY FUCKING DAY

bra, do you even Ma1achi


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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 21st, 2013 @ 11:53 AM

At 2/21/13 11:51 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
At 2/20/13 09:42 PM, tox wrote: supergandi.. EVERY FUCKING DAY
bra, do you even Ma1achi

This right here, although gandhi is pretty terrible.
So this is what judging people feels like....

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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 21st, 2013 @ 11:57 AM

At 2/21/13 11:51 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
At 2/20/13 09:42 PM, tox wrote: supergandi.. EVERY FUCKING DAY
bra, do you even Ma1achi

4.bfp
3.mal
2 . supergandhi64
1.superganhi24 or some shit


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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 21st, 2013 @ 11:57 AM

At 2/21/13 11:53 AM, Provoke wrote: This right here, although gandhi is pretty terrible.
So this is what judging people feels like....

Don't worry. I'm sure he'll take it in good spirit.

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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 21st, 2013 @ 12:02 PM

At 2/21/13 11:53 AM, Provoke wrote:
At 2/21/13 11:51 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
At 2/20/13 09:42 PM, tox wrote: supergandi.. EVERY FUCKING DAY
bra, do you even Ma1achi
This right here, although gandhi is pretty terrible.
So this is what judging people feels like....

Judging people over the internet is fun.


Heads or tails?

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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 21st, 2013 @ 12:03 PM

So Supergandhi64 wins our retard of the day award? All in favor?

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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 21st, 2013 @ 12:04 PM

i'm not in favour, stop cyber bullying me . . . you're not "cool" or anything

--supergandhi64


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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 21st, 2013 @ 12:08 PM

At 2/21/13 12:02 PM, Mismo wrote: Judging people over the internet is fun.

you are fat and I don't like your hat
you're right, this is fun

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Response to Retard of the day award Feb. 21st, 2013 @ 12:09 PM

At 2/21/13 12:08 PM, Provoke wrote:
At 2/21/13 12:02 PM, Mismo wrote: Judging people over the internet is fun.
you are fat and I don't like your hat
you're right, this is fun

But I'm not wearing a hat, you ugly cow!


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