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No you're not.
At 2/18/13 04:24 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: give me some tips on how to stop newgrounds :[
You mean you want to stop masturbating altogether....forever? like never again?
That's fucking stupid. You're stupid.
Seriously, it's part of life. It's in your nature. Cutting down is fine if you're doing it too much, but completely stopping is just ludicrous.
Stop being an idiot.
one of the four horsemen of the Metal Hell
sig by Jay11
Get a good working antiaphrodisiac, something that won't harm your hormone levels too much but will help you stave off sexual thoughts.
Take said antiaphrodisiac and don't fantasize about sex for at least 5 to 9 days and your interest level will drop drastically.
Unless you're trolling of course...
Fapping is good for the mind, body, and soul.
Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.
I could use a strapping young man to do some chores around the house!
If you want to stop because you're ashamed or because you feel bad about it, for the love of god don't stop! It feels good, your body is there to be enjoyed, you're not doing anything wrong. If you try and stop for that reason, you're also basically doomed to failure, because the allure will always be there, and you can try to hide from it, but you know on some primal level that it is really what you want, and there is nothing wrong with having it.
Some people who you even respect might say there's something wrong with it. But just because they are impressive in one (or many) areas (charismatic, strong, witty, smart, etc), doesn't mean they are sorted out in all areas (i.e. sexually). Sometimes you have to trust your own intuition.
If you want to give up just for fun, you might like to experiment with trying to go without for a while, just to see what that's like. But if there are heavy/painful emotions involved, it is a signal that perhaps the problem that needs addressing isn't that you masturbate, but that something is stopping you?
At 2/18/13 05:39 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:At 2/18/13 04:46 PM, ohbombuh wrote: No you're not.Cat ears are bad. Get that picture the fuck out of my face.
What about bat wings? You know you can't resist forever.
People saying to have sex, that wouldn't help since masturbating each other / together is a part of love making.
As for wanting to stop masturbating...why? Masturbation is perfectly good in reasonable quantities, of course don't over do it, but don't not do it either. If you don't masturbate you will only build up more sexual frustration as a result and end up being less relaxed and more likely to do undesirable things.
At 2/18/13 07:05 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: If you don't masturbate you will only build up more sexual frustration as a result and end up being less relaxed and more likely to do undesirable things.
This, the last time I attempted to stop fapping I ended up trying to genetically engineer my own army of flesh eating scorpion-like monsters.
That pent-up stress did shit to me.
If the cuckoo does not sing, kill it.
"I believe in the democratization of fear." - Darth Jadus
At 2/18/13 07:05 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: People saying to have sex, that wouldn't help since masturbating each other / together is a part of love making.
Eww. I'm not gonna sit and watch you masturbate.
A cock lock device throw the key away and reinforce it
have your testicles and dick removed if you dont want to use it
become overwhelmingly stressed or start doing heroin so you wont cum
At 2/18/13 04:47 PM, Darthdenim wrote: What's all this crap about no fap February, and trying to stop fapping?
Not masturbating doesn't make you a better person, or better than anybody else.
There was No Fap November, No Fap December, No Fap February...
It's like there's something controlling to stop us fapping, like it's some form of sin.
No...it couldn't be...