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Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 04:24 PM Reply

give me some tips on how to stop newgrounds :[

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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 04:26 PM Reply

have sex


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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 04:27 PM Reply

Why do you want to stop?


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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 04:28 PM Reply

Take part in no fap february next year.


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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 04:28 PM Reply

have sex

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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 04:29 PM Reply

Don't look at things on the internet that will lead to the inevitable whacking off.


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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 04:45 PM Reply

The only way to stop is to embrace it completely

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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 04:46 PM Reply

No you're not.

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The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.

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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 04:47 PM Reply

What's all this crap about no fap February, and trying to stop fapping?

Not masturbating doesn't make you a better person, or better than anybody else.

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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 04:49 PM Reply

At 2/18/13 04:24 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: give me some tips on how to stop newgrounds :[

You mean you want to stop masturbating altogether....forever? like never again?

That's fucking stupid. You're stupid.

Seriously, it's part of life. It's in your nature. Cutting down is fine if you're doing it too much, but completely stopping is just ludicrous.

Stop being an idiot.


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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 04:49 PM Reply

get ass


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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 04:52 PM Reply

At 2/18/13 04:24 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: give me some tips on how to stop newgrounds :[

Why would you want to stop?

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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 04:54 PM Reply

Get a good working antiaphrodisiac, something that won't harm your hormone levels too much but will help you stave off sexual thoughts.

Take said antiaphrodisiac and don't fantasize about sex for at least 5 to 9 days and your interest level will drop drastically.
Unless you're trolling of course...


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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 04:55 PM Reply

Fapping is good for the mind, body, and soul.


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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 04:55 PM Reply

just stop, END OF Discussion.


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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 05:29 PM Reply

If you want to stop because you're ashamed or because you feel bad about it, for the love of god don't stop! It feels good, your body is there to be enjoyed, you're not doing anything wrong. If you try and stop for that reason, you're also basically doomed to failure, because the allure will always be there, and you can try to hide from it, but you know on some primal level that it is really what you want, and there is nothing wrong with having it.

Some people who you even respect might say there's something wrong with it. But just because they are impressive in one (or many) areas (charismatic, strong, witty, smart, etc), doesn't mean they are sorted out in all areas (i.e. sexually). Sometimes you have to trust your own intuition.

If you want to give up just for fun, you might like to experiment with trying to go without for a while, just to see what that's like. But if there are heavy/painful emotions involved, it is a signal that perhaps the problem that needs addressing isn't that you masturbate, but that something is stopping you?

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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 05:39 PM Reply

At 2/18/13 04:46 PM, ohbombuh wrote: No you're not.

Cat ears are bad. Get that picture the fuck out of my face.

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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 05:44 PM Reply

Chop off your hands. Can't fap if you have nothing to fap with.


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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 06:57 PM Reply

At 2/18/13 05:39 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
At 2/18/13 04:46 PM, ohbombuh wrote: No you're not.
Cat ears are bad. Get that picture the fuck out of my face.

What about bat wings? You know you can't resist forever.

Going to stop fapping


The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.

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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 07:00 PM Reply

Chop it off.


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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 07:02 PM Reply

great. now just move to iceland


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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 07:05 PM Reply

People saying to have sex, that wouldn't help since masturbating each other / together is a part of love making.

As for wanting to stop masturbating...why? Masturbation is perfectly good in reasonable quantities, of course don't over do it, but don't not do it either. If you don't masturbate you will only build up more sexual frustration as a result and end up being less relaxed and more likely to do undesirable things.


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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 07:15 PM Reply

Im not going to stop fapping all together, I just want to do it less.

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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 07:16 PM Reply

At 2/18/13 07:05 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: If you don't masturbate you will only build up more sexual frustration as a result and end up being less relaxed and more likely to do undesirable things.

This, the last time I attempted to stop fapping I ended up trying to genetically engineer my own army of flesh eating scorpion-like monsters.

That pent-up stress did shit to me.


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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 07:22 PM Reply

At 2/18/13 06:57 PM, ohbombuh wrote: What about bat wings? You know you can't resist forever.

Bat wings suck too. I don't like any of that kind of bullshit in those pictures

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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 07:24 PM Reply

Cut off your hands and/or penis.

Problem solved.

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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 07:51 PM Reply

At 2/18/13 07:05 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: People saying to have sex, that wouldn't help since masturbating each other / together is a part of love making.

Eww. I'm not gonna sit and watch you masturbate.


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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 07:57 PM Reply

chemical castration
Female hormones
A cock lock device throw the key away and reinforce it
have your testicles and dick removed if you dont want to use it
become overwhelmingly stressed or start doing heroin so you wont cum

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Response to Going to stop fapping Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 08:05 PM Reply

At 2/18/13 04:47 PM, Darthdenim wrote: What's all this crap about no fap February, and trying to stop fapping?

Not masturbating doesn't make you a better person, or better than anybody else.

There was No Fap November, No Fap December, No Fap February...

It's like there's something controlling to stop us fapping, like it's some form of sin.

No...it couldn't be...

Going to stop fapping


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