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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 10:12 PM Reply

I'll give you a reason with my mouth. And it won't be with words, sir.

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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 10:19 PM Reply

I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 10:28 PM Reply

I have connections, that's why. If you fire me, your family may "accidentally" disappear.

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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 12:28 AM Reply

tracy chapman

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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 12:38 AM Reply

At 2/18/13 12:28 AM, CheezNapkin wrote: tracy chapman

mark david chapman

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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 12:43 AM Reply

wow that's a lot of wrinkles

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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 12:46 AM Reply

i don't even work here.

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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 12:48 AM Reply

Because I'm the best Assistant Regional Manager in Charge of Sales you've got.

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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 12:49 AM Reply

At 2/17/13 10:04 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I have a wife and kids!

Please don't fire me! PLEASE!

That is the lame-o excuse.
You need to man up, son! Grow a pair and tell him what for!

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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 02:06 AM Reply

Vera Wallace.

That's right, I know aboutr her, and if you don't want everyone else to know too, I suggest you don't fire me.

I'm looking for the guy who puts the "rapist" in "therapist". Because I'm totally not him.

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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 02:19 AM Reply

I'm your only sales manager not currently banging a hooker, doing a expensive illegal drug, and having sex with all the coworkers.

I will change my ways at the end of next week, I promise you.

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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 02:28 AM Reply

I fucked you 5 minutes ago and if I walk, so does any sex life you have left.

It's time to get pissed off.

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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 02:50 AM Reply

Because i'm a GassyDwarf, when i'm relly tall. Magick.

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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 05:22 AM Reply

At 2/17/13 10:02 PM, BigBadtheBazz wrote: Give me one good reason not to fire you right now and put your ass on the street.

Hah! You're not the boss of me!

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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 05:30 AM Reply

Put my ass on the street? Are you making me a hooker? Surely that's what I was doing for the company already?

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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 06:03 AM Reply

Because I make you laugh.

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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 06:39 AM Reply

At 2/18/13 06:03 AM, Phobotech wrote: Because I make you laugh.

That's the one thing street performers are good at. ;)

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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 06:49 AM Reply

eat shit and die

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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 06:56 AM Reply

Because I'M quitting you old fuck.

I'll love you forever
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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 09:03 AM Reply

There are ten kilos for C4 scattered over the office. I'm crashing hard from this ice trip and I don't know when I might just rage out again. I may hold the trigger - but you're the one that's gonna decide if I pull it.

My demands are simple. You re-hire me to play games all day and pay me in drugs or it's bye bye office

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Response to Give me one good reason Feb. 18th, 2013 @ 12:34 PM Reply

Because yesterday, I was filling the reports...and Dan was in the cubical opposite to me and he said "I want to hand those reports in, give them to me now bitch" and I replied "No, these took ages to do" but he was like "too bad bitch" and he took a...a chair, and he...hit me in the face...and it hurt, and now I have this black eye:

Give me one good reason