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So basically I go on Skype and get a notification that this lovely samulis chap is having his 18th birthday today!
Happy Birthday, dear friend! I wish you success in your musical endeavours and happiness in your life.
But who the fuck am I kidding. You're just one year closer to death, herp.
Happy birthday, dudemanbroperson. I absolutely do not know you and have no respect for your music. Also that was ABSOLUTELY a serious, COMPLETELY TRUE statement with NO HINT OF JOKING in it.
My AIM piece is found if you clicky the image.