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My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 01:08 AM Reply

She loves it when I say she's beautiful or gorgeous, but she actually says she hates the words sexy or hot. What do I do?


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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 01:09 AM Reply

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My girlfriend is broken.


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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 01:10 AM Reply

At 2/17/13 01:08 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: She loves it when I say she's beautiful or gorgeous, but she actually says she hates the words sexy or hot. What do I do?

Call her beautiful and gorgeous but not sexy or hot. What's to get?


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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 01:14 AM Reply

I thought a compliment was a compliment. She truly is broken.


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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 01:15 AM Reply

At 2/17/13 01:08 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: She loves it when I say she's beautiful or gorgeous, but she actually says she hates the words sexy or hot. What do I do?

Keep telling her she's sexy or hot until she gets over it.

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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 01:21 AM Reply

tell her you want to plow her if you're interested in sexual activities.


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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 01:38 AM Reply

At 2/17/13 01:10 AM, Jezuz wrote:
At 2/17/13 01:08 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: She loves it when I say she's beautiful or gorgeous, but she actually says she hates the words sexy or hot. What do I do?
Call her beautiful and gorgeous but not sexy or hot. What's to get?

This guy speaks the truth.


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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 01:48 AM Reply

I think she's insecure about the sexy or hot compliments. My friends girlfriend doesn't like to be called sexy or hottie because she doesn't want to feel like shes some slut or whore. So your GF might feel the same way about it IDK.


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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 02:13 AM Reply

if i had a girlfriend, i would call her nice things every day


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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 02:29 AM Reply

At 2/17/13 01:40 AM, Painbringer wrote: Take her to Computech for maintenance.

I hear they are quite expensive.

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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 02:34 AM Reply

At 2/17/13 02:29 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/17/13 01:40 AM, Painbringer wrote: Take her to Computech for maintenance.
I hear they are quite expensive.

Did you just call her a cheap slut?


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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 03:12 AM Reply

Maybe as child she's not ready to feel sexy.


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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 03:15 AM Reply

At 2/17/13 03:12 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Maybe as child she's not ready to feel sexy.

are you ready to feel sexy

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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 03:32 AM Reply

At 2/17/13 02:34 AM, tonypar16 wrote: Did you just call her a cheap slut?

I can't find a good comeback for that. :/

Something about how expensive woman can be.
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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 08:04 AM Reply

you have a weird imaginary girlfriend

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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 08:46 AM Reply

At 2/17/13 03:32 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/17/13 02:34 AM, tonypar16 wrote: Did you just call her a cheap slut?
I can't find a good comeback for that. :/

Something about how expensive woman can be.

I hope you've thought of a good comeback, because I've already made a list of mine.


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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 08:47 AM Reply

At 2/17/13 08:04 AM, BumFodder wrote: you have a weird imaginary girlfriend

Are you saying yours isnormal? :P

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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 08:48 AM Reply

Bring her to Home Depot and see what they can do to fix her. That's what I do when I break my girlfriend.

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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 08:49 AM Reply

At 2/17/13 08:47 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/17/13 08:04 AM, BumFodder wrote: you have a weird imaginary girlfriend
Are you saying yours isnormal? :P

My imaginary girlfriend is very normal! Dont make her cry :(

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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 08:52 AM Reply

At 2/17/13 01:08 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: She loves it when I say she's beautiful or gorgeous, but she actually says she hates the words sexy or hot. What do I do?

Sounds like she's come down with a case of feminism. You need to slap her up a bit.


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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 09:00 AM Reply

At 2/17/13 08:49 AM, BumFodder wrote: My imaginary girlfriend is very normal! Dont make her cry :(

My bad, tell her I didn't mean it! Here, give here some of this imaginary consolation!

At 2/17/13 08:46 AM, tonypar16 wrote: I hope you've thought of a good comeback

I'm back.

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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 09:05 AM Reply

Tell her she's smoking. Unless she is actually smoking, because then I'd suggest you put her out as quickly as possible.


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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 09:33 AM Reply

At 2/17/13 09:05 AM, Mismo wrote: Tell her she's smoking. Unless she is actually smoking, because then I'd suggest you put her out as quickly as possible.

Or at least the cigarette. That shit's not healthy.

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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 10:06 AM Reply

At 2/17/13 01:08 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: She loves it when I say she's beautiful or gorgeous, but she actually says she hates the words sexy or hot. What do I do?

Say shes beautiful and you love her and kiss her, lol...


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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 10:07 AM Reply

At 2/17/13 01:08 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: She loves it when I say she's beautiful or gorgeous, but she actually says she hates the words sexy or hot. What do I do?

Because beautiful and gorgeous hint that she is truly beautiful, while sexy and hot basically just say "I want sex."


It's the only way out!

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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 10:11 AM Reply

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My girlfriend is broken.


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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 10:12 AM Reply

deflate her


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Response to My girlfriend is broken. Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 10:38 AM Reply

I change my mind, fuck her, like a real man should.


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