I was on an online dating service because I'm a total loser and I started talking to someone. And I got the gist it was a fifty-fifty coin flip; either I was talking to a girl who was somewhat desperate or Steve Buscemi.
Essentially the convo went as follows. I was contacted by this person some time near mid-night. Feel asleep. Got back up in the morning to see her(?) sending me two messages, one telling me she hoped she didn't scare me off because I have beautiful blue eyes. Around 5 am.
So I was like, ok. Maybe something going on, at five in the morn. So I tossed a hardball and sort of questioned her about a book. Then she essentially offered to read it to me while I give her a massage. I responded with some faggot shit like "sure maybe wen we get 2 kno each other." and asked for her hobbies.
She then responded "I don't want to seem like a serial killer but..." then sent me like, 4 messages.
So tell me newgrounds, is the primitive need to create genetic copies of yourself enough credit to risk the idea of waking up in a tub full of ice, completely naked, without your kidneys? What would you have done, besides make a thread justifying rape and trolling each other.