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So right 2013-02-16 19:17:31 Reply

I was on an online dating service because I'm a total loser and I started talking to someone. And I got the gist it was a fifty-fifty coin flip; either I was talking to a girl who was somewhat desperate or Steve Buscemi.
Essentially the convo went as follows. I was contacted by this person some time near mid-night. Feel asleep. Got back up in the morning to see her(?) sending me two messages, one telling me she hoped she didn't scare me off because I have beautiful blue eyes. Around 5 am.
So I was like, ok. Maybe something going on, at five in the morn. So I tossed a hardball and sort of questioned her about a book. Then she essentially offered to read it to me while I give her a massage. I responded with some faggot shit like "sure maybe wen we get 2 kno each other." and asked for her hobbies.
She then responded "I don't want to seem like a serial killer but..." then sent me like, 4 messages.

So tell me newgrounds, is the primitive need to create genetic copies of yourself enough credit to risk the idea of waking up in a tub full of ice, completely naked, without your kidneys? What would you have done, besides make a thread justifying rape and trolling each other.


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Response to So right 2013-02-16 19:20:20 Reply

is she hot

have you seen her live on webcam

if you get more than one no to the questions above, you fucked up


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Response to So right 2013-02-16 19:24:17 Reply

Admittedly no and no


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Response to So right 2013-02-16 19:25:55 Reply

get skype and get her to skype with you.. and then explain that you are worried about truth and everything else, and get her to show you around her room or do something on Q so that you know its her ... and just talk to her

if its legit.. see where it goes... she may want the dick.. really badly.. and or shes assendine ugly


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Response to So right 2013-02-16 19:27:29 Reply

yeah but like, fuck all that effort I have masturbation


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Response to So right 2013-02-16 19:28:26 Reply

At 2/16/13 07:27 PM, Idioteque123 wrote: yeah but like, fuck all that effort I have masturbation

with that attitude, that is all you will ever have


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Response to So right 2013-02-16 19:29:36 Reply

I would satisfy my reproductional instincts by masturbating. 100% safe!


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Response to So right 2013-02-16 19:58:32 Reply

At 2/16/13 07:28 PM, tox wrote:
At 2/16/13 07:27 PM, Idioteque123 wrote: yeah but like, fuck all that effort I have masturbation
with that attitude, that is all you will ever have

Indeed, people who claim to not need such affection due to having porn and masturbation will forever have a lonely life.


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Response to So right 2013-02-16 20:02:01 Reply

At 2/16/13 07:27 PM, Idioteque123 wrote: yeah but like, fuck all that effort I have masturbation

Look kiddo, masturbation is fun and all, but masturbating with your girlfriend is like double the fun. Think about this for a second.


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Response to So right 2013-02-16 20:11:15 Reply

At 2/16/13 08:02 PM, SmartyPants wrote:
At 2/16/13 07:27 PM, Idioteque123 wrote: yeah but like, fuck all that effort I have masturbation
Look kiddo, masturbation is fun and all, but masturbating with your girlfriend is like double the fun. Think about this for a second.

masturbating each other while you make out = best masturbation.


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Response to So right 2013-02-16 20:13:52 Reply

At 2/16/13 08:11 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: masturbating each other while you make out = best masturbation.

This guy thinks like a champ


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Response to So right 2013-02-16 20:20:01 Reply

At 2/16/13 07:28 PM, tox wrote: with that attitude, that is all you will ever have

Yeah, I get that perspective man, but fuck.

Damn you Steve Buscemi

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Response to So right 2013-02-17 01:22:00 Reply

At 2/16/13 07:17 PM, Idioteque123 wrote: So tell me newgrounds, is the primitive need to create genetic copies of yourself enough credit to risk the idea of waking up in a tub full of ice, completely naked, without your kidneys?

Oh sure, definitely. You could invite her (if it is a her) over to your place though, that way the risk of waking up in a tub full of ice, completely naked, without your kidneys would be a bit lesser.

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Response to So right 2013-02-17 01:26:45 Reply

Doesn't sound too safe, if you're really interested in "her", you should maybe Skype chat with her just to see if she's actually a chick, build bridges not walls.


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Response to So right 2013-02-17 01:27:58 Reply

and I almost forgot, don't get in a situation where the person leads you into a questionable situation and then trolls you and you get severally humiliated.


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Response to So right 2013-02-17 01:29:46 Reply

At 2/17/13 01:26 AM, GrizzlyOne wrote: Doesn't sound too safe, if you're really interested in "her", you should maybe Skype chat with her just to see if she's actually a chick, build bridges not walls.

That sounds wise. Either that, or... meet up! :L

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Response to So right 2013-02-17 09:49:32 Reply

At 2/17/13 01:22 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Oh sure, definitely. You could invite her (if it is a her) over to your place though, that way the risk of waking up in a tub full of ice, completely naked, without your kidneys would be a bit lesser.

naw bro that's some creeper shit inviting her to my place


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Response to So right 2013-02-17 10:46:08 Reply

At 2/17/13 09:49 AM, Idioteque123 wrote: naw bro that's some creeper shit inviting her to my place

Sounds like you need to meet on neutral ground then, like, a cinema. Just get tickets to a not-so-popular movie in a not-so-popular place and if you're lucky you'll have the whole room to yourselves!

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Response to So right 2013-02-17 11:00:08 Reply

At 2/16/13 07:17 PM, Idioteque123 wrote: I was on an online dating service because I'm a total loser.

Lol'd.


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Response to So right 2013-02-17 11:03:16 Reply

At 2/16/13 07:28 PM, tox wrote:
At 2/16/13 07:27 PM, Idioteque123 wrote: yeah but like, fuck all that effort I have masturbation
with that attitude, that is all you will ever have

Lol burn. Any way just Skype her if not then meeting her face to face is way safer


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