Valentines Day Gifts?!

[372]

Hey guys Valentines day is finally over; I'm sure you're all relived.
for those of you who didn't complain on the internet all day, did you receive a gift From your significant other?

I got some candy :)

[YellowisCOOL]

I got nothing 'cause I'm forever alone.

[372]

*relived

God dammit I can't proof read for shit.

[372]

RELIEVED

I don't even understand how I pulled that off.

[SmartyPants]

I received nothing but glares and insults. Just another day.

[Ragnarokia]

some romantic time. Would make my partner a nice candle lit meal and some treats when I can.

[Shauna]

Nothing. I don't celebrate it. Useless holiday. I get reminded every day how much I'm loved by my boyfriend. If he can only show it once a year, I'd be single.

On the other hand, I just got back from two weeks of vacation from Orlando, that could possible make up for presents all year. 5 grand out of the bank :(

[MiloBased]

At 2/15/13 01:16 AM, Shauna wrote: 5 grand out of the bank :(

did you buy a cuban

[Shauna]

At 2/15/13 01:19 AM, MiloBased wrote:

At 2/15/13 01:16 AM, Shauna wrote: 5 grand out of the bank :(

did you buy a cuban

A few actua-

Ooooh, you mean a Cuban person.

Nope. Should have, they work dirt cheap yo!

[TheColourAwesome]

At 2/15/13 01:04 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: I got nothing 'cause I'm forever alone.

omg guy IKTL WE R 4EVA ALONE i wonder y de gurls dnt wt our dicks??

[YellowisCOOL]

At 2/15/13 01:24 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:

At 2/15/13 01:04 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: I got nothing 'cause I'm forever alone.

omg guy IKTL WE R 4EVA ALONE i wonder y de gurls dnt wt our dicks??

I'm a girl.

[TheColourAwesome]

At 2/15/13 01:26 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: I'm a girl.

great

[ChimeraNoise]

I probably would have gotten something if I had a pair of tits.

[372]

At 2/15/13 02:17 AM, Ma1achi wrote: Did you get that from your mom?

Well you see dear, there are these magical beings known as "girls", now listen up because I know you're new to this. If you and one of these "girls" like each other in a special way, they begin "dating". No not radioactive dating you silly. Now on valentines day couples give each other small gifts to show how much they care about each other. Now take this all in, as hard as it may be, and try to understand. :) It's okay if you have to read it over a few times.

[YellowisCOOL]

At 2/15/13 01:03 AM, 372 wrote: Hey guys Valentines day is finally over; I'm sure you're all relived.
for those of you who didn't complain on the internet all day, did you receive a gift From your significant other?

I got some candy :)

That candy looks delicious.

[iamgrimreaper]

At 2/15/13 01:04 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: I got nothing 'cause I'm forever alone.

You're also homosexual, and homosexuals don't celebrate valentine's day.

[Xenomit]

My lady commissioned a porn comic for me

[TheColourAwesome]

At 2/15/13 02:17 AM, Ma1achi wrote: Did you get that from your mom?

such a cool dude

[YellowisCOOL]

At 2/15/13 03:19 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote:

At 2/15/13 01:04 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: I got nothing 'cause I'm forever alone.

You're also homosexual, and homosexuals don't celebrate valentine's day.

I'm straight, thank you very much. I'm not lesbian or bisexual or any shit like that.

[UVSoaked]

At 2/15/13 01:11 AM, SmartyPants wrote: I received nothing but glares and insults. Just another day.

Sounds romantic. Lets hope this continues!

[Chrausner]

I got nothing.

Because my significant other is in Australia atm.

But gifts don't hold much meaning to me, especially if it's some food product.

[Cyberdevil]

Nothing. :(

I gave stuff away though...

[Cootie]

I didn't get anything because I don't have a girlfriend and don't need candy anyways.

[Cyberdevil]

At 2/15/13 04:46 AM, Cootie wrote: and don't need candy anyways.

If they really loved you they wouldn't shorten your life with such defecation anyway! :/

[Cootie]

At 2/15/13 04:58 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 2/15/13 04:46 AM, Cootie wrote: and don't need candy anyways.

If they really loved you they wouldn't shorten your life with such defecation anyway! :/

Who needs fat cells, bro?

[Cyberdevil]

At 2/15/13 09:34 AM, Cootie wrote: Who needs fat cells, bro?

Nobody! Skinny cells are much more size efficient. :)

[Sword-of-Kings]

At 2/15/13 01:03 AM, 372 wrote: did you receive a gift From your significant other?

Nope. I don't have one.