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I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 01:52 AM Reply

My dick is only 5 inches long erect. It is chode like so it got nice fat and width to it, even though I'm not fat.

When working out, and throughout most of the day, my dick is literally 2 inches or less in length and is shriveled up.

Wtf man, anyone else have a small dick?


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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 01:53 AM Reply

Lawl.

I have a small dick


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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 01:55 AM Reply

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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 02:39 AM Reply

LOL this reminded me of a time being in a Call of Duty lobby when some dude was liek, "I hate noobs that use juggernaut" thien some dude replied to him in a serious angry tone and yelled, "I HATE SMALL PENISES BUT I HAVE ONE SO DEAL WITH IT BITCH"

I could not stop laughing after that random shit real talk


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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 02:48 AM Reply

I have no idea how big my dick is in the grand scheme of things.

I know it's bigger than most of my friends' (go ahead, ask me how I know xD)

And I used to hurt my GF with it...I don't think it's very big, but OTOH, it's bigger than other dicks I've seen, and it hurt my ex's vagina...so IDK

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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 02:54 AM Reply

I feel sorry for you


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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 03:55 AM Reply

It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it.

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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 05:22 AM Reply

Tie a string around the head and tie thw other end to an open door. Slam the door shut.


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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 06:01 AM Reply

At 2/14/13 03:55 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it.

Only guys with needle dicks say that.


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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 06:10 AM Reply

That's fucking gross.


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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 06:32 AM Reply

At 2/14/13 05:22 AM, JBK wrote: Tie a string around the head and tie thw other end to an open door. Slam the door shut.

Just like plucking a tooth out huh?

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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 07:12 AM Reply

At 2/14/13 06:01 AM, Cootie wrote:
At 2/14/13 03:55 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it.
Only guys with needle dicks say that.

Fun fact: Most of the areas of the vagina responsible for giving pleasure are within the first 3 inches of the canal (or external).


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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 07:13 AM Reply

since when was 5 inches small

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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 07:23 AM Reply

At 2/14/13 07:13 AM, BumFodder wrote: since when was 5 inches small

Also, this. 5 inches is pretty much average.


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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 07:23 AM Reply

At 2/14/13 07:13 AM, BumFodder wrote: since when was 5 inches small
At 2/14/13 07:13 AM, BumFodder wrote: since when was 5 inches small

Anything over 4 under 6 is average.


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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 07:28 AM Reply

If I remember correctly, 5.5 inches is the world average.

5 inches is not small. Anything below 3 inches is small, aka micropenis.


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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 07:31 AM Reply

At 2/14/13 07:28 AM, Chrausner wrote: If I remember correctly, 5.5 inches is the world average.

5 inches is not small. Anything below 3 inches is small, aka micropenis.

Last time I checked the average was just below 5. Maybe this one didn't count Asia.


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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 08:02 AM Reply

Nope, my dick is slightly above the average.


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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 09:09 AM Reply

Atleast you have a dick.

#penisenvy

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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 09:11 AM Reply

Bruh if you put your dick in a vacuum cleaner 30 minutes everyday for 2 months, you will see gains of up to 3 inches and you will lose your ability to get an erection
No lie, me and my buddies all did it together, I can vouch for this program

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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 09:36 AM Reply

jelq/stretch


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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 10:12 AM Reply

Should've kept your foreskin, tickle a clit with it.

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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 11:20 AM Reply

At 2/14/13 01:52 AM, Dave4554 wrote: My dick is only 5 inches long erect. It is chode like so it got nice fat and width to it, even though I'm not fat.

When working out, and throughout most of the day, my dick is literally 2 inches or less in length and is shriveled up.

Wtf man, anyone else have a small dick?

I don't have small dick like you, heheheheeh, now I going to laugh. X3

I have a small dick


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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 11:42 AM Reply

Uhhh...

I have a small dick


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Response to I have a small dick Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 12:11 PM Reply

Good for you. Your cock is probably the same size as everybody elses though. People only ever lie about it on the internet.


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