Two annoying children

[entropy]

My father runs an electronic filing business and there are two very spoiled obnoxious kids belonging to two of his clients outside of his office. I'm on the same level as his office and they keep yelling and playing on their DSi on full blast and shit. Damn whippersnappers. As I type this, they're approximately 20 feet away from me.

They're going to be here awhile and I can barely endure their prepubescent hollers and antics. So newgrounds, what should I do in this situation?

[notYert]

be calm

[abbiegale]

Chloroform.

[Dopamine]

its not a test

[Painbringer]

Register yourself as a sex offender.

That'll show them!

[Emma]

At 2/13/13 07:39 PM, Painbringer wrote: Register yourself as a sex offender.

That'll show them!

I support this as it will also prevent similar problems in the future!

[Jester]

very few problems cannot be solved with rape

[k6ka]

Why are you so bitchy about little children? You have no sense of fun with them.

[DarkMatter]

Go over to them
and calmly pull out your....

........Yu GI Oh cards, then stair them in the eye for a few seconds before yelling..

"WANNA DUEL BITCH!?"

[ClockworkSpace]

murder them

eat the entrails

yes

[Gimmick]

At 2/13/13 07:44 PM, Jester wrote: very few problems cannot be solved with rape
At 2/13/13 07:39 PM, Painbringer wrote: Register yourself as a sex offender.

asssuming you're still there, do this
you know you want to

[SmartyPants]

Kill them and dump the dump bodies in the nearest body of water.

[hecticjon]

At 2/13/13 07:23 PM, notYert wrote: be calm

kill them

[Sword-of-Kings]

At 2/13/13 07:21 PM, entropy wrote: They're going to be here awhile and I can barely endure their prepubescent hollers and antics. So newgrounds, what should I do in this situation?

Scream "shut the fuck up" at them.

[Ganon-Dorf]

Form a union.

[BigBadtheBazz]

At 2/13/13 08:46 PM, DarkMatter wrote: Go over to them
and calmly pull out your....

........Yu GI Oh cards, then stair them in the eye for a few seconds before yelling..

"WANNA DUEL BITCH!?"

I lost my shit.

[Chrausner]

Put on your earphones/headphones.

Set volume at 100%.

Press play.

Drop the bass.

If you still hear them yelling 'n shit, run to them, grab their DSi's, throw the devices out of the window like a madman, and yell 'video games are GAY, go outside and get a life'.

[Nakatomi2013]

There ya go.

[satanbrain]

Lock them in the warehouse. Set them free a day after.

[BumFodder]

They sound cute

[BlueBeef]

Give them both a BJ.
I sure would stfu :l

[BlueBeef]

Nevermind, you're a guy.

[DarkMatter]

At 2/13/13 09:39 PM, BigBadtheBazz wrote:

At 2/13/13 08:46 PM, DarkMatter wrote: Go over to them
and calmly pull out your....

........Yu GI Oh cards, then stair them in the eye for a few seconds before yelling..

"WANNA DUEL BITCH!?"

I lost my shit.

I'm glad I could bring a smile to your face today =D

[UVSoaked]

Just repeat "Neptune, give me strength."

Or "serenity now!"

[Stereocrisis]

The obvious answer is you need to convince your dad that you are having very gay thoughts about the two children. It's a small sacrifice. He will make sure to never put you within 1000 feet of them ever again.

[yurgenburgen]

go over and hand them business cards
I don't know why it makes children shut up but it works

[Cyberdevil]

At 2/13/13 07:21 PM, entropy wrote: So newgrounds, what should I do in this situation?

Use headphones to keep out the noise. Either that, or start blasting your own music. Also, a bucket of cold water might make them chill...

[JBK]

Did they look like this?