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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 09:17 PM Reply

If there is ever a rule you need to follow on here, it is this:

Never be an extremist!

Extreme opinions or attitudes tend to piss people off. The same applies to streamlined thinking and opinions. If you are going to state an opinion, make sure you consider the other sides of the argument first.

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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 09:18 PM Reply

At 2/13/13 08:43 PM, Ma1achi wrote: Life is pointless, which is why you give no fucks.

If you have fucks to give, you have a false sense of security.

Fuck security


Example of my singing here

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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 09:27 PM Reply

Isn't a guide on how to survive the NG BBS counter-productive since it will encourage everyone to be a huge asshole, and if we're all assholes, we'll have nobody to fuck with.

And I don't want to fuck with assholes.

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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 09:34 PM Reply

At 2/13/13 09:17 PM, Sectus wrote: If there is ever a rule you need to follow on here, it is this:

Never be an extremist!

I have a better rule. Don't be this guy.

Please don't hurt me Secypoo

Stretch those glutes, Flitter!
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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 10:19 PM Reply

Rule 636: Please leave your brain at the door. This forum has the depth of a fucking silverback gorilla.


For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.

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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 01:27 AM Reply

At 2/13/13 02:31 PM, Emma wrote:
At 2/13/13 02:08 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 2/13/13 02:06 PM, Emma wrote:
Insider's Tip #2
When in doubt, post more spiderman.

No

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Stretch those glutes, Flitter!
"You are a generally happy and carefree person." - Sectus
"It's taking all my might to restrain from dick riding." - HomicidalFrog

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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 01:59 AM Reply

Wtf is this shit? Newgrounds is so fucking tame, "Survive" really?

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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 02:28 AM Reply

Okay 1, theKlown has got to be the most successful troll of all time.

2, this is not 4chan, where the slightest information you leak about yourself will end up in 4 months of harassing phone calls and degrading photoshops of your mom. You don't need to "survive" here.


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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 03:20 AM Reply

At 2/14/13 02:28 AM, naronic wrote: Okay 1, theKlown has got to be the most successful troll of all time.

Not really

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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 03:36 AM Reply

At 2/13/13 06:36 PM, FairSquare wrote: Trying to find something that you do give a fuck about?
If you don't give a fuck about anything, life is pretty much pointless.

If you don't give a fuck about anything, you can chose to do anything you want! :)

At 2/13/13 08:43 PM, Ma1achi wrote: Life is pointless, which is why you give no fucks.

Good point.

If you have fucks to give, you have a false sense of security.

Kinda like owning a Mac...

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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 04:28 AM Reply

At 2/14/13 03:58 AM, Ma1achi wrote:
At 2/14/13 03:36 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Kinda like owning a Mac...
I have had PC after PC slow and crash to oblivion. What about Mac? No viruses > No crash
You make it sound like some hacker is going solely target me and write a mac virus and infect my computer. What are the odds of that happening?

I was talking about the false sense of security. The odds may be small, but the security is non-existent if the odd thing does happen. I have an old MAC myself though, it hasn't crashed once in around 15 years. That's pretty impressive!

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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 05:36 AM Reply

At 2/14/13 04:59 AM, Ma1achi wrote: I find this hilarious that you insist on using a PC even proving yourself wrong.

Huh? The MAC I have is ancient, it can't handle a modern browser, I use it mostly to play old games now. Macs are overpriced now though so I'm not buying a new one anytime soon. :/

The point was they give a false sense of security, heh, not saying they're unreliable!

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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 05:45 AM Reply

Don't poke the bears and don't feed the monkeys.


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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 05:49 AM Reply

At 2/14/13 05:45 AM, JBK wrote: Don't poke the bears and don't feed the monkeys.

And watch out for the banana peels.

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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 12:38 PM Reply

This is inane. You are gay.


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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 12:47 PM Reply

2012 sign up....eat doo doo

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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 02:31 PM Reply

At 2/13/13 05:03 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: 1) Ignore assholes
2) Become an asshole
3) Make fun of assholes

The guide is complete.

Proud to be an asshole. Thank you for the honest guidance.


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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 03:54 PM Reply

At 2/14/13 02:31 PM, Elitistinen wrote: Proud to be an asshole. Thank you for the honest guidance.

Option 1) and 3) doesn't seem to be applicable at the moment. You're welcome. :P

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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 05:13 PM Reply

Give saqwert pictures of your titties

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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 14th, 2013 @ 06:27 PM Reply

At 2/14/13 12:47 PM, ZyklonB wrote: 2012 sign up....eat doo doo

What about 2013?

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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 04:52 AM Reply

At 2/14/13 12:47 PM, ZyklonB wrote: 2012 sign up....eat doo doo

ru shure i shud eat poo cuz my mom told me not to plzzzz reply thnx!


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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 05:09 AM Reply

At 2/16/13 04:52 AM, wankwest wrote:
At 2/14/13 12:47 PM, ZyklonB wrote: 2012 sign up....eat doo doo
ru shure i shud eat poo cuz my mom told me not to plzzzz reply thnx!

Nah, it's doo doo. The birds, you know, the extinct ones? They were so delicious they just ate them all up.

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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 09:52 AM Reply

fuck with milo
he'll get you what ya need


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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 12:49 PM Reply

At 2/16/13 09:48 AM, The777Demon wrote:
At 2/14/13 03:58 AM, Ma1achi wrote:
I have had PC after PC slow and crash to oblivion. What about Mac? No viruses > No crash
You make it sound like some hacker is going solely target me and write a mac virus and infect my computer. What are the odds of that happening?
Mac users swear by their machine. PC users swear at their machine.

Thank you for encouraged me to create a working virus for OS X. Who want a sample?


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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 01:10 PM Reply

I have no clue who he is, I can't make friends here anyway. XD


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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 01:32 PM Reply

At 2/16/13 01:09 PM, Ma1achi wrote:
At 2/16/13 12:49 PM, Elitistinen wrote:
At 2/16/13 09:48 AM, The777Demon wrote:
At 2/14/13 03:58 AM, Ma1achi wrote:
Thank you for encouraged me to create a working virus for OS X. Who want a sample?
You got along way to go considering you didn't even know what Unix was.

I don't need to know everything in UNIX to know how it works, right? A kernel mode virus with privilege escalation exploits, just less than 200 LOCs. Again, samples are free. You are welcome to test out and tell me the result.


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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 01:46 PM Reply

It's called the internet, you fucking idiot.

also Addict is cool
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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 01:53 PM Reply

Anything intelligent you say will be ignored, just go for the lul's...

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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 02:09 PM Reply

At 2/16/13 01:53 PM, 372 wrote: Anything intelligent you say will be ignored,

Yeah, you release this pretty quickly

just go for the lul's...

eww, wtf

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Response to Tips On How To Survive Here Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 02:16 PM Reply

At 2/16/13 01:53 PM, 372 wrote: Anything intelligent you say will be ignored, just go for the lul's...

Far too many times I've typed a post with reasoned points, deep consideration and a hope to add something rich to a conversation, (not even long posts) and discover it's lost in a flame war or ends the thread.

Still, be the change you want to see, eh.

nah fuck you guys

This is a song about cum on hotel walls.

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