Attempting to smartass your way around forum rules won't really get you banned.
19 out of 20 users won't change their mind after debating you you. .
Posting in spam threads will get you banned, even if you didn't intend to spam in the thread. .
Don't try to be nice to users. They will use and abuse your kindness.
There are some cyber bullies here and you better give them your cyber lunch money. .
Many people will call you troll for the sole reason of disagreeing with them. .
Don't you ever,ever mention the word apple when you talk about Adam and Eve. You will receive tens of replies scolding you for not mentioning it as forbidden fruit, because bible says forbidden fruit instead of apple.
Flame wars are something you don't really wanna get into, unless you have your whole day arguing with others while everybody is aware of the fact that the second tip in this post is true.
Don't post memes. They are not approved here. You will be eaten alive after being burned and then thrown in the sea.
Being an asshole will instantly make you a good and funny user.
The forum here is not that great. .
Although sucking other important users' assholes has been proved to be a good way to be become famous, don't do it. You will then have to say to everybody that you love 'em and send them silly "<3" things.
Knuckle cracking is silly. Cut it off.