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Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 01:50 AM Reply

Suck some guys dick for $1,000,000

or

let that guy shit on your face for $3,000,000???

You can also let a girl shit on your face for $2,000,000

If they set that android free it will be THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 01:52 AM Reply

I'll suck the dick. Better than having some bum shit on me.

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 01:54 AM Reply

3rd option

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 01:56 AM Reply
At 2/13/13 01:50 AM, Dave4554 wrote: let that guy shit on your face for $3,000,000???

I'd chose that. For those kind of mounds of money, certain shame and disgrace is acceptable.

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 01:59 AM Reply

I'd be surprised if the majority of users here didnt choose the girl.

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 02:02 AM Reply

Who wouldn't suck the guy off?

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 02:04 AM Reply
At 2/13/13 02:02 AM, Provoke wrote: Who wouldn't suck the guy off?

It's less money

If they set that android free it will be THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!
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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 02:06 AM Reply
At 2/13/13 02:04 AM, Dave4554 wrote:
At 2/13/13 02:02 AM, Provoke wrote: Who wouldn't suck the guy off?
It's less money

But less degrading

Stretch those glutes, Flitter!
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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 02:09 AM Reply
At 2/13/13 02:06 AM, SmartyPants wrote:
At 2/13/13 02:04 AM, Dave4554 wrote:
At 2/13/13 02:02 AM, Provoke wrote: Who wouldn't suck the guy off?
It's less money
But less degrading

Well she's a girl so it would be something positive for her

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 02:11 AM Reply

Question: Does it count as twice the money if you suck off scatman?

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 02:12 AM Reply
At 2/13/13 02:09 AM, Dave4554 wrote:
At 2/13/13 02:06 AM, SmartyPants wrote:
At 2/13/13 02:04 AM, Dave4554 wrote:
At 2/13/13 02:02 AM, Provoke wrote: Who wouldn't suck the guy off?
It's less money
But less degrading
Well she's a girl so it would be something positive for her

If you would rather have an asshole hover over your face and shit on you than suck a dick there is something wrong with you.

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 02:15 AM Reply
At 2/13/13 02:06 AM, SmartyPants wrote: But less degrading

I'd consider getting shit on less degrading than actually giving a blowjob.

At 2/13/13 01:59 AM, JBK wrote: I'd be surprised if the majority of users here didnt choose the girl.

For one million dollars less? Insanity...

At 2/13/13 02:02 AM, Provoke wrote: Who wouldn't suck the guy off?

For two million dollars less? That's just uneconomic...

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 02:16 AM Reply
At 2/13/13 02:11 AM, Provoke wrote: Question: Does it count as twice the money if you suck off scatman?

No, it counts twice as much if he shits on your face

If they set that android free it will be THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!
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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 02:18 AM Reply
At 2/13/13 02:16 AM, Dave4554 wrote:
At 2/13/13 02:11 AM, Provoke wrote: Question: Does it count as twice the money if you suck off scatman?
No, it counts twice as much if he shits on your face

You're no fun.

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 05:43 AM Reply

Let a guy shit on my face, whoopie 3mil.

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 06:21 AM Reply

Option one and two, at the same time.

Maybe even option three too if I'm feeling bicurious enough.

More money and life achievements for me.

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 06:26 AM Reply
At 2/13/13 01:53 AM, Protagonist wrote: This thread is stupid.

But, I'd let that guy shit on my face. That's an obscene amount of money for something so trivial.

I agree. For 3 Million Dollars, I wouldn't even care if my mouth was open. I'd spit it out, hygiene thoroughly and immediately, then laugh-cry all the way to the bank.

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 06:43 AM Reply
At 2/13/13 06:26 AM, Phobotech wrote: I agree. For 3 Million Dollars, I wouldn't even care if my mouth was open. I'd spit it out, hygiene thoroughly and immediately, then laugh-cry all the way to the bank.

Imagine if you were scammed.. O_o

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 06:46 AM Reply
At 2/13/13 06:43 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Imagine if you were scammed.. O_o

And someone made a video of you getting shat on, which then became viral on social media.

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 06:46 AM Reply
At 2/13/13 01:53 AM, Protagonist wrote: something so trivial.

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 06:50 AM Reply

Does the guy have diarrhea?

Heads or tails?

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 07:05 AM Reply
At 2/13/13 06:50 AM, Mismo wrote: Does the guy have diarrhea?

For three million dollars, would it matter?

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 07:11 AM Reply
At 2/13/13 07:05 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/13/13 06:50 AM, Mismo wrote: Does the guy have diarrhea?
For three million dollars, would it matter?

You have no idea how much it matters.

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 07:25 AM Reply
At 2/13/13 07:11 AM, Mismo wrote: You have no idea how much it matters.

With just one million dollars you could buy enough weed for two people to smoke daily for 369 years.

You could also own 50 cars, run 50 concerts, buy 250 rifles, operate a network of 50 stores, spend the year in 5 different houses, have 5 military vehicles or own 5 startups (source).

And that's just 1/3...

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 07:27 AM Reply
At 2/13/13 01:50 AM, Dave4554 wrote: You can also let a girl shit on your face for $2,000,000

This. The more money was tempting, but I would probably love this, because no-one loves me.

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 07:46 AM Reply

i'd suck the dick for free

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 07:48 AM Reply

Face shit on by guy, easy 3 mil

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 08:23 AM Reply
At 2/13/13 07:25 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: And that's just 1/3...

Yeah but still, diarrhea poop is fucking nasty.

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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 08:29 AM Reply
At 2/13/13 08:23 AM, Mismo wrote:
At 2/13/13 07:25 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: And that's just 1/3...
Yeah but still, diarrhea poop is fucking nasty.

But that is a lot of money...
Think about it, what would you not do for 3 million?

I'm assuming you don't have 3 million already.
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Response to Would you rather?? Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 08:42 AM Reply

Let a guy shit on my face for 3 million dollars?
Yes, i'd do that. Just hold in my breath, think of nice things and it'll be over before i know it.
If option 2 and 3 weren't available, i would also suck a guy off for a million dollars. Come on, it's just a dick.

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