At 2/11/13 08:07 PM, kisame wrote: back from some adventure I bet.

Life is a constant adventure.

"Come this way to check how that anal prolapse is doing."

You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

At 2/11/13 08:09 PM, Ma1achi wrote: i am confused

He is a walking Skyrim reference. There you go

skyrim was fun
remember that underground place where if you shouted at a big orb on the ceiling, a dragon appeared
scared the shit outta me

At 2/12/13 04:54 AM, The777Demon wrote:

"That's just what Ulfric wants you to think. If that's what you really believe, then you're a fool. Never had much patience for fools, myself."

"Why don't you go an join the Stormcloaks if you haven't already. Seems to me they're a bunch of narrow-minded bigots, just like you."

Better to be a bigot than to lust for the cock of a long dead empire.

At 2/12/13 12:08 PM, Protagonist wrote:

At 2/12/13 12:03 PM, kisame wrote: Better to be a bigot than to lust for the cock of a long dead empire.

Stormcloaks are racist, and Ulfric was just power hungry. Even though he does turn down the crown at the end, he did it to save face because so many people were suspicious, and he knew the nords would want him their Jarl anyway.

As am I. You didn't think I was gonna share power with that fucktard, did ya?

At 2/12/13 01:11 PM, Protagonist wrote:

At 2/12/13 01:08 PM, kisame wrote: As am I. You didn't think I was gonna share power with that fucktard, did ya?

As if you have a choice.

You're right I mean only a Dragonborn can truly rule....oh wait.

At 2/12/13 01:14 PM, kisame wrote:

At 2/12/13 01:11 PM, Protagonist wrote:

At 2/12/13 01:08 PM, kisame wrote: As am I. You didn't think I was gonna share power with that fucktard, did ya?

As if you have a choice.

You're right I mean only a Dragonborn can truly rule....oh wait.

You're acting like Ulfric isn't protected by plot armor.

Because he isn't

At 2/12/13 01:19 PM, Protagonist wrote:

At 2/12/13 01:18 PM, kisame wrote: Because he isn't

He is if you side with him... otherwise you'd have to join the empire.

Let's see how well his Plot armor fares in the next DLC.

At 2/12/13 01:24 PM, kisame wrote:

At 2/12/13 01:19 PM, Protagonist wrote:

At 2/12/13 01:18 PM, kisame wrote:

He is if you side with him... otherwise you'd have to join the empire.

Let's see how well his Plot armor fares in the next DLC.

You actually want to PAY for a proper ending? Dirty stormcloak.

You'd have to pay too, Imperial Cocksucker.

At 2/12/13 01:41 PM, Protagonist wrote:

At 2/12/13 01:40 PM, kisame wrote: You'd have to pay too, Imperial Cocksucker.

Empire ending has closure though. It's like you WANT to pay for DLC.

Bottoming for Elf Nazis=/= Closure.

At 2/12/13 01:46 PM, Protagonist wrote:

Bottoming for Elf Nazis=/= Closure.

Implying everything has a rainbow happy ending.

It was the lesser of two evils, Ulfric stormcloak is a savage with a chip on his shoulder. No doubt in your pay2play DLC he is going to try to take over neighboring regions because he is so arrogant and prideful.

Ax crazy tyrant> Omnicidal elf nazis.

At 2/12/13 01:46 PM, Protagonist wrote:

At 2/12/13 01:44 PM, kisame wrote: Bottoming for Elf Nazis=/= Closure.

Implying everything has a rainbow happy ending.

Life is like the rainbow road, people just keep falling off...

At 2/12/13 01:54 PM, Protagonist wrote:

At 2/12/13 01:50 PM, kisame wrote: Ax crazy tyrant> Omnicidal elf nazis.

Council of people who work in the dark, and still have to be subtle and be beneficial towards the people > selfish arrogant war hungry madman.

Hastening Armageddon=/= Beneficial.

of what method did you use to get into my house this time?

At 2/12/13 06:01 PM, drpepp wrote: of what method did you use to get into my house this time?

You gave me your key.

At 2/12/13 06:02 PM, kisame wrote:

At 2/12/13 06:01 PM, drpepp wrote: of what method did you use to get into my house this time?

You gave me your key.

drpepp does not have any memory of this. did you put acid in my drink again?

At 2/12/13 06:04 PM, drpepp wrote:

At 2/12/13 06:02 PM, kisame wrote:

At 2/12/13 06:01 PM, drpepp wrote: of what method did you use to get into my house this time?

You gave me your key.

drpepp does not have any memory of this. did you put acid in my drink again?

I'm surprised you remember your own name after all that mead you drank.

At 2/12/13 06:06 PM, kisame wrote:

At 2/12/13 06:04 PM, drpepp wrote:

drpepp does not have any memory of this. did you put acid in my drink again?

I'm surprised you remember your own name after all that mead you drank.

it cant be.you told me that there was only meth in my doctor pepper

At 2/12/13 06:07 PM, entropy wrote:

At 2/11/13 08:12 PM, The777Demon wrote: I used to make skyrim references too.

but then I took an arrow to the knee.

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLLOL SO FUNNY

You need to leave.

At 2/12/13 06:07 PM, entropy wrote: but then I took an arrow to the knee.

...

At 2/12/13 07:17 PM, The777Demon wrote:

At 2/12/13 07:15 PM, SmartyPants wrote:

At 2/12/13 06:07 PM, entropy wrote: but then I took an arrow to the knee.

...

He took an arrow to the knee.

Your kind has no place here.

Im good honey. Hey I got this mace that tells me to burn things and has been known to bring evil with it, but I dont like it. Mind if I leave it in the dresser?

*much later*

Hey honey, I got this cursed sword from the daedric prince of lies and deception, it has been sealed away for 100 years and drove a small boy insane, and has been known to drive the user insane, mind if I leave it next to out bed?

At 2/12/13 08:05 PM, sweet21 wrote: Hey honey, I got this cursed sword from the daedric prince of lies and deception, it has been sealed away for 100 years and drove a small boy insane, and has been known to drive the user insane, mind if I leave it next to out bed?

I see nothing wrong here.

At 2/12/13 08:15 PM, The777Demon wrote:

At 2/12/13 07:52 PM, kisame wrote:

Your kind has no place here.

I don't have to take that from you!

All right then

At 2/11/13 08:07 PM, kisame wrote: back from some adventure I bet.

No, I didn't get you a sammich.

At 2/12/13 08:05 PM, sweet21 wrote: Im good honey. Hey I got this mace that tells me to burn things and has been known to bring evil with it, but I dont like it. Mind if I leave it in the dresser?

*much later*

Hey honey, I got this cursed sword from the daedric prince of lies and deception, it has been sealed away for 100 years and drove a small boy insane, and has been known to drive the user insane, mind if I leave it next to out bed?

What the? That's not your wedding ring! Oh, this? It was a gift I got for deceiving a priest of Arkay, leading him to his death then feasting on his flesh with a group of cannibal psychopaths. I'm gonna keep wearing it cuz I think it looks cooler, k?