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Pissing contests 2013-02-11 19:25:42 Reply

A pissing contest is one where you aim to piss higher or farther than the opponent, but that's its literal meaning; the usual use for a pissing contest is "an argument which is completely pointless and only involves the ego of two or more people". This can happen in real life or, more commonly, over the internet, and over games with a vote system.

Did any such pissing contest occur to you?


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Response to Pissing contests 2013-02-11 19:27:38 Reply

JmdMagic v. GoryBlizzard 2013

Round 1, start!


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Response to Pissing contests 2013-02-11 19:33:43 Reply

I prefer the literal meaning, as pandas do that already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27hN7M8oc5Y


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Response to Pissing contests 2013-02-11 19:37:43 Reply

I once pissed for ten minutes, much better than anyone else I know. I win pissing contests by default because of this.

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Response to Pissing contests 2013-02-11 19:40:26 Reply

Holy shit I do that all the time.


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Response to Pissing contests 2013-02-11 19:41:54 Reply

My boss is in a continuing pissing contest with everyone in the world they just don't know it yet. He is literally one of those guys who has what is in his eyes a better opinion on something than the other person does and his own personal experiences are vastly exaggerated to make out that he has done it all.

I hate him.


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Response to Pissing contests 2013-02-11 19:45:57 Reply

I would say that Travis and I are in a pissing contest, But it's not much of a contest when the other guy pees sitting down like a little bitch.


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Response to Pissing contests 2013-02-11 19:47:31 Reply

At 2/11/13 07:41 PM, Gagsy wrote: My boss is in a continuing pissing contest with everyone in the world they just don't know it yet. He is literally one of those guys who has what is in his eyes a better opinion on something than the other person does and his own personal experiences are vastly exaggerated to make out that he has done it all.

I hate him.

Brb screenshotting and sending to your boss on facebook.

(too much quoted text. there we go.)


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Response to Pissing contests 2013-02-11 20:00:37 Reply

At 2/11/13 07:47 PM, Slint wrote:
Brb screenshotting and sending to your boss on facebook.

(too much quoted text. there we go.)

Its ok. He only uses facebook from his wifes account anyway to spy on his ex employees.


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Response to Pissing contests 2013-02-11 20:01:18 Reply

At 2/11/13 08:00 PM, Gagsy wrote: Its ok. He only uses facebook from his wifes account anyway to spy on his ex employees.

u kno id never do that gags


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Response to Pissing contests 2013-02-11 20:02:36 Reply

At 2/11/13 08:01 PM, Slint wrote:
u kno id never do that gags

I hope not <3333


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Response to Pissing contests 2013-02-11 20:07:33 Reply

sports
fashion
vehicle ownership

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Response to Pissing contests 2013-02-11 20:08:32 Reply

At 2/11/13 08:07 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: sports
fashion
vehicle ownership

Xenomit


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Response to Pissing contests 2013-02-11 21:00:31 Reply

At 2/11/13 07:34 PM, shitposter wrote:
At 2/11/13 07:25 PM, Gimmick wrote: Did any such pissing contest occur to you?
general forum

when and which thread


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Response to Pissing contests 2013-02-12 16:54:50 Reply

At 2/11/13 07:25 PM, Gimmick wrote: Did any such pissing contest occur to you?

It occurred to me.

This is general.
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Response to Pissing contests 2013-02-12 17:01:27 Reply

At 2/11/13 07:25 PM, Gimmick wrote: Did any such pissing contest occur to you?

HomocidalFrog and YenMuffin in the group chat. Though Frog makes himself look like a dumbass all the time.


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Response to Pissing contests 2013-02-12 17:02:52 Reply

All arguments are pointless.
I only begin arguments about what I know. Usually with someone who is completely ignorant to the topic pulling things out of their ass. Somehow it usually ends with them telling me I love to argue and think I know everything.


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Response to Pissing contests 2013-02-12 18:10:42 Reply

At 2/11/13 07:45 PM, kisame wrote: other guy pees sitting down like a little bitch.

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