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proof jesus didn't exist

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-16 11:16:17


At 2/10/13 07:04 PM, Dr-Worm wrote: Religion is a scam, the Bible is really a useful tool though it has every guide on how to be a good person in it.

Religion is a scam, yet the Bible is useful? I don't get it. I'm thinking if you hate religion, you're not going to think too highly of the Bible either. Sounds like you're trying to find common ground.


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-16 11:19:21


At 2/10/13 10:22 AM, Jester wrote: Nobody could tell at the time without the appropriate technology but Jesus actually gave off a free wifi signal.

Yeeeeeehhhhaaaaaawwwwwwww!


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-16 11:29:23


i can give you a compelling argument that god in fact exists.

see my signiture. it explains everything that is not predicted by the standard model (and beyond) and solves the mystery of life.


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-16 11:30:35


At 2/16/13 11:20 AM, The777Demon wrote:
At 2/10/13 10:24 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Proof that Jesus does exist
That reminds me of this.

reminds me of a song that the choir at my school sings:

[[ j o y down in my heart
deep deep down in my heart ] (x2)
jesus came into me and nothing could destroy it (wtf?) (x2) ] (x2)


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-16 11:30:52


if god's not real then who are we praying to

checkmate, atheists

Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-16 11:31:20


At 2/16/13 11:20 AM, The777Demon wrote: That reminds me of this.

That's kind of... bizarre...

Jesus inside you? OMG!

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-16 11:33:41


At 2/16/13 11:31 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/16/13 11:20 AM, The777Demon wrote: That reminds me of this.
That's kind of... bizarre...

Jesus inside you? OMG!

Cool.

JESUS INSIDE US!? OMMGGGG!!!

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-16 13:04:35


At 2/10/13 10:11 AM, Gimmick wrote: jesus is a swell guy and all but if he really existed there would be free energy
puts on flame and shit shield

Not even gonna argue, just go to Hell.


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-16 14:01:46


If Jesus did not exist, who walked on water?

Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-16 14:45:08


At 2/16/13 11:30 AM, Jester wrote: if god's not real then who are we praying to

checkmate, atheists

If God's not real, who keeps Australians from falling off the Earth?

Checkmate Atheists.

Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-16 14:47:38


At 2/16/13 02:45 PM, Ononymous wrote:
At 2/16/13 11:30 AM, Jester wrote: if god's not real then who are we praying to

checkmate, atheists
If God's not real, who keeps Australians from falling off the Earth?

Checkmate Atheists.

If God's not real, then who keeps showing as an white bird in the nice mornings what we drink our favorite coffee?

Checkmate, Atheists.


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-16 14:49:23


At 2/16/13 02:47 PM, Dawcio510 wrote:
At 2/16/13 02:45 PM, Ononymous wrote:
At 2/16/13 11:30 AM, Jester wrote: if god's not real then who are we praying to

checkmate, atheists
If God's not real, who keeps Australians from falling off the Earth?

Checkmate Atheists.
If God's not real, then who keeps showing as an white bird in the nice mornings what we drink our favorite coffee?

Checkmate, Atheists.

If God's not real, why did cavemen not get eaten by teh dinosaurs?

Checkmate Atheists.

Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-16 14:56:39


Jesus exists based on the fact that he was written about in the Bible; Mickey Mouse exists because Walt Disney created him.

Arguing that Jesus does not exist is absurd if we are having a discussion about him ?

Checkmate

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-16 18:38:54


I thought this conversation ended here... every historian will tell you that Jesus' existence was a certainty. Whether He actually had such powers may or may not be true. But He certainly existed.

Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-16 18:41:56


At 2/10/13 10:52 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/10/13 10:18 AM, HighWay wrote: jesus does exist he's the guy who mows my lawn
Jesus is a helpful person. :P

He cooked my dinner last night.


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-16 19:14:09


At 2/16/13 06:41 PM, YellowisCOOL wrote:
At 2/10/13 10:52 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/10/13 10:18 AM, HighWay wrote: jesus does exist he's the guy who mows my lawn
Jesus is a helpful person. :P
He cooked my dinner last night.

Excuse me sir or ma'am but I would just like to interject for a second.

Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-17 00:21:59


At 2/16/13 07:14 PM, LafyKid wrote: Excuse me sir or ma'am but I would just like to interject for a second.

And then what? :/


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-17 02:34:00


At 2/16/13 09:27 PM, Chrausner wrote: I call for bullshit, Gimmick.

For two years, I prayed to Jesus before my exams in order to pass all my exams.

What happened? I passed all my exams because I prayed.

There, proof that Jesus exists.

Lol


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-17 08:14:18


At 2/16/13 11:29 AM, i-am-ghey wrote: i can give you a compelling argument that god in fact exists.

see my signiture. it explains everything that is not predicted by the standard model (and beyond) and solves the mystery of life.

citation: 0.


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-17 11:34:11


At 2/16/13 11:20 AM, The777Demon wrote: That reminds me of this.

Am I the only one who finds that dirty? Granted, that's probably because it looks like it was from the Westboro Baptist Church.


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-17 11:42:16


At 2/16/13 09:31 PM, Ma1achi wrote: I know exactly what you mean.

That doesn't look like anime...


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-17 11:53:21


At 2/17/13 11:42 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/16/13 09:31 PM, Ma1achi wrote: I know exactly what you mean.
That doesn't look like anime...

because it isn't


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-17 11:56:17


At 2/17/13 11:53 AM, Gimmick wrote: because it isn't

Well that explains it then. :/


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