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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 10th, 2013 @ 07:09 PM Reply

At 2/10/13 10:18 AM, HighWay wrote: jesus does exist he's the guy who mows my lawn

I lol'd hard.

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 10th, 2013 @ 07:12 PM Reply

hey I didn't say anything about Christianity, I just said the bible in general what ever bible you want to look at go to farthest back as you possibly can and that'll be the better of them I'm sure.

so once you understand that it's stories and not real life events you can still relate to them in many ways.

I just meant the bible, or whatever it would of been called before the english language.. idk how you got that I meant the Catholic Bible or anything like that..

FUck religion to be honest, it;smy one true hate in life.. but the bible itself isn't bad


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 10th, 2013 @ 07:47 PM Reply

At 2/10/13 07:12 PM, AmericanZero wrote:
FUck religion to be honest, it;smy one true hate in life.. but the bible itself isn't bad

Hate religion, love bible. Make so much sense.

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 10th, 2013 @ 07:51 PM Reply

At 2/10/13 06:37 PM, Slint wrote: Holy shit undeniable proof you heard it here first folks.

Just look at all the unbiased opinions and hard facts in this thread. It's simply astounding.

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 11th, 2013 @ 01:55 AM Reply

At 2/10/13 07:47 PM, Elitistinen wrote:
At 2/10/13 07:12 PM, AmericanZero wrote:
FUck religion to be honest, it;smy one true hate in life.. but the bible itself isn't bad
Hate religion, love bible. Make so much sense.

DUDE! OMG, you are an idiot way to just make stuff up I didn't even say that I LOVE the bible, I'm just saying it's a good source of good morals.. and yea, religion USES the BIBLE for corruption, you need to really not just pick out pieces then piece them back together how ever you see fit.

Why can't somebody enjoy a piece of art without being labeled with it? -_- you really frustrate me with your blatant need to be ignorant, there is X amount of religions that all follow 1 principle, so suck a dick you piece of shit.

yes, I strongly believe you deserve to choke on a giant cock..


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 11th, 2013 @ 02:07 AM Reply

It's like this.

The Earth is constantly recycling itself. All matter that is once on the surface of the Earth will end up in the middle of the Earth; and all matter in the middle of the Earth becomes the outside. This planet is constantly changing deep down underneath our feet. I'll tell you what hell probably is. Hell is a place where creatures thought to be extinct live deep in the depth of which we have not yet been able to reach.

We know more about space than our own oceans.

I believe that there are things that we can never know. Unanswerable questions erased by the vastness of time. Experienced by living being if only for a short while. I believe that their are cities and technology that we have not even seen before recycle itself back into the Earth, with it's culture, and it's society. Like the dinosaurs. Only these ancient civilizations predate the fossil record. They have been erased, and ruined into the liquid metal that is our Earth's core. All kind of ancient cities melted away. Super volcanos.

We are actually overdue for the Yellowstone Park volcanic blast. Scientists say that one is a super volcano. It would be like smothering the entire world in ashes. Blocking out the sun. Killing off our crops, our honey bees would die, and they are very important to our crops.

Not to mention an infinite number of ways it could go wrong on the surface, you also have to think about what is going to swallow you whole, like a super earthquake. They say that one day, a huge chunk of Africa is going to break off into the ocean, and cause a terrifying mega tsunami for the entire east coast of the Americas and Canada. This would of course kill everything in its path, but think about the undertow of where part of the continent of Africa is going to break off. An undertow of that proportion would suck the rest of Africa down with it and cause horrifying super earthquakes shaking apart the surrounding area of Africa.

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 11th, 2013 @ 02:25 AM Reply

At 2/10/13 07:07 PM, Dr-Worm wrote:
At 2/10/13 06:42 PM, Powerage wrote: Yeah, he is a pervert. Seriously, he's a sex offender, with a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Eight year olds, Dude.

Who could resist?


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 11th, 2013 @ 02:33 AM Reply

At 2/10/13 10:18 AM, HighWay wrote: jesus does exist he's the guy who mows my lawn

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 11:16 AM Reply

At 2/10/13 07:04 PM, Dr-Worm wrote: Religion is a scam, the Bible is really a useful tool though it has every guide on how to be a good person in it.

Religion is a scam, yet the Bible is useful? I don't get it. I'm thinking if you hate religion, you're not going to think too highly of the Bible either. Sounds like you're trying to find common ground.


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 11:19 AM Reply

At 2/10/13 10:22 AM, Jester wrote: Nobody could tell at the time without the appropriate technology but Jesus actually gave off a free wifi signal.

Yeeeeeehhhhaaaaaawwwwwwww!


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 11:29 AM Reply

i can give you a compelling argument that god in fact exists.

see my signiture. it explains everything that is not predicted by the standard model (and beyond) and solves the mystery of life.


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 11:30 AM Reply

At 2/16/13 11:20 AM, The777Demon wrote:
At 2/10/13 10:24 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Proof that Jesus does exist
That reminds me of this.

reminds me of a song that the choir at my school sings:

[[ j o y down in my heart
deep deep down in my heart ] (x2)
jesus came into me and nothing could destroy it (wtf?) (x2) ] (x2)


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 11:30 AM Reply

if god's not real then who are we praying to

checkmate, atheists

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 11:31 AM Reply

At 2/16/13 11:20 AM, The777Demon wrote: That reminds me of this.

That's kind of... bizarre...

Jesus inside you? OMG!
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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 11:33 AM Reply

At 2/16/13 11:31 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/16/13 11:20 AM, The777Demon wrote: That reminds me of this.
That's kind of... bizarre...

Jesus inside you? OMG!

Cool.

JESUS INSIDE US!? OMMGGGG!!!

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 12:43 PM Reply

At 2/16/13 11:30 AM, Jester wrote: if god's not real then who are we praying to

checkmate, atheists

But does the pray come true all the time?

Checkmate.

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 01:04 PM Reply

At 2/10/13 10:11 AM, Gimmick wrote: jesus is a swell guy and all but if he really existed there would be free energy
puts on flame and shit shield

Not even gonna argue, just go to Hell.


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 02:01 PM Reply

If Jesus did not exist, who walked on water?

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 02:03 PM Reply

At 2/16/13 02:01 PM, Ononymous wrote: If Jesus did not exist, who walked on water?

Did any of you see him walk on water? Oh wait Criss Angel! Oh wait, I saw a glass table.

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 02:45 PM Reply

At 2/16/13 11:30 AM, Jester wrote: if god's not real then who are we praying to

checkmate, atheists

If God's not real, who keeps Australians from falling off the Earth?

Checkmate Atheists.

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 02:47 PM Reply

At 2/16/13 02:45 PM, Ononymous wrote:
At 2/16/13 11:30 AM, Jester wrote: if god's not real then who are we praying to

checkmate, atheists
If God's not real, who keeps Australians from falling off the Earth?

Checkmate Atheists.

If God's not real, then who keeps showing as an white bird in the nice mornings what we drink our favorite coffee?

Checkmate, Atheists.


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 02:49 PM Reply

At 2/16/13 02:47 PM, Dawcio510 wrote:
At 2/16/13 02:45 PM, Ononymous wrote:
At 2/16/13 11:30 AM, Jester wrote: if god's not real then who are we praying to

checkmate, atheists
If God's not real, who keeps Australians from falling off the Earth?

Checkmate Atheists.
If God's not real, then who keeps showing as an white bird in the nice mornings what we drink our favorite coffee?

Checkmate, Atheists.

If God's not real, why did cavemen not get eaten by teh dinosaurs?

Checkmate Atheists.

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 02:56 PM Reply

Jesus exists based on the fact that he was written about in the Bible; Mickey Mouse exists because Walt Disney created him.

Arguing that Jesus does not exist is absurd if we are having a discussion about him ?

Checkmate

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 02:58 PM Reply

god is the most moe of all anime girls . . . think about it

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 06:38 PM Reply

I thought this conversation ended here... every historian will tell you that Jesus' existence was a certainty. Whether He actually had such powers may or may not be true. But He certainly existed.

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 06:41 PM Reply

At 2/10/13 10:52 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/10/13 10:18 AM, HighWay wrote: jesus does exist he's the guy who mows my lawn
Jesus is a helpful person. :P

He cooked my dinner last night.


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 07:14 PM Reply

At 2/16/13 06:41 PM, YellowisCOOL wrote:
At 2/10/13 10:52 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/10/13 10:18 AM, HighWay wrote: jesus does exist he's the guy who mows my lawn
Jesus is a helpful person. :P
He cooked my dinner last night.

Excuse me sir or ma'am but I would just like to interject for a second.

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 16th, 2013 @ 09:27 PM Reply

I call for bullshit, Gimmick.

For two years, I prayed to Jesus before my exams in order to pass all my exams.

What happened? I passed all my exams because I prayed.

There, proof that Jesus exists.


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 12:21 AM Reply

At 2/16/13 07:14 PM, LafyKid wrote: Excuse me sir or ma'am but I would just like to interject for a second.

And then what? :/

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist Feb. 17th, 2013 @ 02:34 AM Reply

At 2/16/13 09:27 PM, Chrausner wrote: I call for bullshit, Gimmick.

For two years, I prayed to Jesus before my exams in order to pass all my exams.

What happened? I passed all my exams because I prayed.

There, proof that Jesus exists.

Lol


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