proof jesus didn't exist

[Gimmick]

jesus is a swell guy and all but if he really existed there would be free energy

puts on flame and shit shield

[HighWay]

jesus does exist he's the guy who mows my lawn

[JBK]

Then explain to me who planted the dinosaur bones?

[Jester]

Nobody could tell at the time without the appropriate technology but Jesus actually gave off a free wifi signal.

[SmartyPants]

Proof that Jesus does exist

[KatMaestro]

At 2/10/13 10:24 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Proof that Jesus does exist

I didn't know his last name is "condom". So sexy.

[MrPercie]

At 2/10/13 10:24 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Proof that Jesus does exist

Hmmm, this gives me an idea for Jesus brand condoms.

"you will only penetrate this condom if you nail it to a cross"

[SONNYISAWSOME]

Jesus DID really existed,idiot.

[BlowbackPrinciple]

Jesus doesn't exist, it's just an old tail by stone age goons wanting free physical labor because some divine power says they deserve it.

[JBK]

At 2/10/13 10:34 AM, SONNYISAWSOME wrote: Jesus DID really existed,idiot.

None of the false msssiahs existed. They're all made up. As if anyone ever wanted to fool people into worshipping them.

[KatMaestro]

At 2/10/13 10:34 AM, SONNYISAWSOME wrote: Jesus DID really existed,idiot.

Doesn't believe in Jesus aka scam artist = idiot.

[WirelessBrain]

I thought everyone grew out of believing fictional entities.

[Cyberdevil]

At 2/10/13 10:18 AM, HighWay wrote: jesus does exist he's the guy who mows my lawn

Jesus is a helpful person. :P

[Gimmick]

At 2/10/13 10:49 AM, WirelessBrain wrote: I thought everyone grew out of believing fictional entities.

'swat i'm saying, SONNYISAWESOME is one of the few who got left behind

[Elephly]

At 2/10/13 10:24 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Proof that Jesus does exist

I feel so sorry for this kid.

[Cyberdevil]

At 2/10/13 10:33 AM, MrPercie wrote:

At 2/10/13 10:24 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Proof that Jesus does exist

Hmmm, this gives me an idea for Jesus brand condoms.

"you will only penetrate this condom if you nail it to a cross"

It already exists:
http://youtu.be/SFQkFoiMuak

[Piemix]

At 2/10/13 10:34 AM, SONNYISAWSOME wrote: Jesus DID really existed,idiot.

your god is a cunt and the bible is flawed

[BumFodder]

Jesus was a child molester

[SmartyPants]

At 2/10/13 01:30 PM, BumFodder wrote: Jesus was a child molester

Children always turned him on

[ImlunchBoxx]

At 2/10/13 10:11 AM, Gimmick wrote: jesus is a swell guy and all but if he really existed there would be free energy

puts on flame and shit shield

and fish fror all

[AmericanZero]

time has really ruined the ability to tell if he existed or not, but whether or not he did still doesn't negate the fact that it's a pretty crazy story.

Take what you can out of the bible, it's the first guide of living life it's very valuable.. just ignore the BS people try to shove down your throat using the bible.

Religion is a scam, the Bible is really a useful tool though it has every guide on how to be a good person in it..

and it's about finding yourself, not worshiping false ideas.. but look up at the sky and there is definitely something somewhere out there.

Agnostic >

[Ericho]

At 2/10/13 10:24 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Proof that Jesus does exist

And that he also supports safe sex!

[HipnikDragomir]

At 2/10/13 04:02 PM, AmericanZero wrote:

I'd rather live by the Tao Te Ching. Much less b.s.

[4761]

If Jesus didn't exist then how come we have wine?

[Slint]

Holy shit undeniable proof you heard it here first folks.

[Spiderwebbie]

At 2/10/13 03:55 PM, SmartyPants wrote:

At 2/10/13 01:30 PM, BumFodder wrote: Jesus was a child molester

Children always turned him on

wtf!!!!

[Powerage]

At 2/10/13 01:30 PM, BumFodder wrote: Jesus was a child molester

Yeah, he is a pervert. Seriously, he's a sex offender, with a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

[Slint]

At 2/10/13 06:40 PM, Spiderwebbie wrote:

At 2/10/13 03:55 PM, SmartyPants wrote:

At 2/10/13 01:30 PM, BumFodder wrote: Jesus was a child molester

Children always turned him on

wtf!!!!

How new can you be.

[Dr-Worm]

At 2/10/13 04:02 PM, AmericanZero wrote: it's the first guide of living life

Uh...what? Socrates, Epicurus, Plato, Aristotle, Cicero, Lao Tzu, Confucius, Gautama Buddha, et al. gave plenty of solid advice about living life in pre-Christian times.

Not to mention that the Christian Bible itself is essentially Torah 2: Electric Jesusloo.

Religion is a scam, the Bible is really a useful tool though it has every guide on how to be a good person in it..

Sure, there are some good bits in there that are worth cherry-picking, and it's obviously had a big impact on the past two thousand years of philosophy and culture, but it has been two thousand years. Our understanding of life and the world is much, much different now than it was then, and there's such an enormous variety of religious, philosophical, scientific, and artistic works from all different time periods and locations available to inform people's ideas about what makes a good person that it would be silly to say that this one two-thousand-year-old book alone somehow has all the answers you'll ever need.

and it's about finding yourself, not worshiping false ideas.. but look up at the sky and there is definitely something somewhere out there.

Cool, but it's kind of presumptuous, intellectually limiting, and even weirdly a little pessimistic to think that that "something" can only be defined in supernatural spiritual terms.

[Dr-Worm]

At 2/10/13 06:42 PM, Powerage wrote: Yeah, he is a pervert. Seriously, he's a sex offender, with a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

Eight year olds, Dude.