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proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 10:11:04 Reply

jesus is a swell guy and all but if he really existed there would be free energy

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 10:18:03 Reply

jesus does exist he's the guy who mows my lawn


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 10:22:29 Reply

Then explain to me who planted the dinosaur bones?


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 10:22:40 Reply

Nobody could tell at the time without the appropriate technology but Jesus actually gave off a free wifi signal.

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 10:24:08 Reply

Proof that Jesus does exist

proof jesus didn't exist


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 10:28:00 Reply

At 2/10/13 10:24 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Proof that Jesus does exist

I didn't know his last name is "condom". So sexy.

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 10:33:17 Reply

At 2/10/13 10:24 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Proof that Jesus does exist

Hmmm, this gives me an idea for Jesus brand condoms.

"you will only penetrate this condom if you nail it to a cross"


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 10:34:57 Reply

Jesus DID really existed,idiot.

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 10:35:25 Reply

Jesus doesn't exist, it's just an old tail by stone age goons wanting free physical labor because some divine power says they deserve it.


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 10:44:41 Reply

At 2/10/13 10:34 AM, SONNYISAWSOME wrote: Jesus DID really existed,idiot.

None of the false msssiahs existed. They're all made up. As if anyone ever wanted to fool people into worshipping them.


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 10:48:55 Reply

At 2/10/13 10:34 AM, SONNYISAWSOME wrote: Jesus DID really existed,idiot.

Doesn't believe in Jesus aka scam artist = idiot.

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 10:49:53 Reply

I thought everyone grew out of believing fictional entities.

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 10:52:58 Reply

At 2/10/13 10:18 AM, HighWay wrote: jesus does exist he's the guy who mows my lawn

Jesus is a helpful person. :P

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 10:54:35 Reply

At 2/10/13 10:49 AM, WirelessBrain wrote: I thought everyone grew out of believing fictional entities.

'swat i'm saying, SONNYISAWESOME is one of the few who got left behind


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 10:59:12 Reply

At 2/10/13 10:24 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Proof that Jesus does exist

I feel so sorry for this kid.


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 12:38:23 Reply

At 2/10/13 10:33 AM, MrPercie wrote:
At 2/10/13 10:24 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Proof that Jesus does exist
Hmmm, this gives me an idea for Jesus brand condoms.

"you will only penetrate this condom if you nail it to a cross"

It already exists:
http://youtu.be/SFQkFoiMuak

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 13:29:00 Reply

At 2/10/13 10:34 AM, SONNYISAWSOME wrote: Jesus DID really existed,idiot.

your god is a cunt and the bible is flawed

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 13:30:34 Reply

Jesus was a child molester

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 15:55:20 Reply

At 2/10/13 01:30 PM, BumFodder wrote: Jesus was a child molester

Children always turned him on

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 15:57:09 Reply

At 2/10/13 10:11 AM, Gimmick wrote: jesus is a swell guy and all but if he really existed there would be free energy
puts on flame and shit shield

and fish fror all


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 16:02:20 Reply

time has really ruined the ability to tell if he existed or not, but whether or not he did still doesn't negate the fact that it's a pretty crazy story.

Take what you can out of the bible, it's the first guide of living life it's very valuable.. just ignore the BS people try to shove down your throat using the bible.

Religion is a scam, the Bible is really a useful tool though it has every guide on how to be a good person in it..

and it's about finding yourself, not worshiping false ideas.. but look up at the sky and there is definitely something somewhere out there.

Agnostic >


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 16:12:38 Reply

At 2/10/13 10:24 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Proof that Jesus does exist

And that he also supports safe sex!


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 16:23:15 Reply

At 2/10/13 04:02 PM, AmericanZero wrote:

I'd rather live by the Tao Te Ching. Much less b.s.


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 18:06:39 Reply

If Jesus didn't exist then how come we have wine?


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 18:37:27 Reply

Holy shit undeniable proof you heard it here first folks.


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 18:40:55 Reply

At 2/10/13 03:55 PM, SmartyPants wrote:
At 2/10/13 01:30 PM, BumFodder wrote: Jesus was a child molester
Children always turned him on

wtf!!!!


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 18:42:22 Reply

At 2/10/13 01:30 PM, BumFodder wrote: Jesus was a child molester

Yeah, he is a pervert. Seriously, he's a sex offender, with a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 19:04:07 Reply

At 2/10/13 06:40 PM, Spiderwebbie wrote:
At 2/10/13 03:55 PM, SmartyPants wrote:
At 2/10/13 01:30 PM, BumFodder wrote: Jesus was a child molester
Children always turned him on
wtf!!!!

How new can you be.


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 19:04:54 Reply

At 2/10/13 04:02 PM, AmericanZero wrote: it's the first guide of living life

Uh...what? Socrates, Epicurus, Plato, Aristotle, Cicero, Lao Tzu, Confucius, Gautama Buddha, et al. gave plenty of solid advice about living life in pre-Christian times.

Not to mention that the Christian Bible itself is essentially Torah 2: Electric Jesusloo.

Religion is a scam, the Bible is really a useful tool though it has every guide on how to be a good person in it..

Sure, there are some good bits in there that are worth cherry-picking, and it's obviously had a big impact on the past two thousand years of philosophy and culture, but it has been two thousand years. Our understanding of life and the world is much, much different now than it was then, and there's such an enormous variety of religious, philosophical, scientific, and artistic works from all different time periods and locations available to inform people's ideas about what makes a good person that it would be silly to say that this one two-thousand-year-old book alone somehow has all the answers you'll ever need.

and it's about finding yourself, not worshiping false ideas.. but look up at the sky and there is definitely something somewhere out there.

Cool, but it's kind of presumptuous, intellectually limiting, and even weirdly a little pessimistic to think that that "something" can only be defined in supernatural spiritual terms.


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Response to proof jesus didn't exist 2013-02-10 19:07:49 Reply

At 2/10/13 06:42 PM, Powerage wrote: Yeah, he is a pervert. Seriously, he's a sex offender, with a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

Eight year olds, Dude.


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