How to tie a noose?

[Nintendoobsessed]

Hello everyone, I'm really bad at tying knots, and I need some basic help.

Can someone link to or explain basic directions to tying a noose, such as one that would be tied somewhere, and then come down in a typical noose fashion?

Thanks in advance.

[dymck1]

Here ya go, you may need a string larger than a shoelace though...
http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose

[yurgenburgen]

just google it you lazy frigger

[Viper]

Why exactly do you need to know this? o.O

[Nintendoobsessed]

At 2/10/13 02:50 AM, Viper50 wrote: Why exactly do you need to know this? o.O

A school project.

Thank you, and goodbye.

[Viper]

At 2/10/13 02:58 AM, Nintendoobsessed wrote:

At 2/10/13 02:50 AM, Viper50 wrote: Why exactly do you need to know this? o.O

A school project.

Thank you, and goodbye.

Oh. Okay.

[Loki]

At 2/10/13 02:48 AM, Provoke wrote: You guys just caused a suicide.

If he can't figure out how to use google and needs a forum full of 12 years old to figure out how to tie a noose or how to drink milk without choking, he might as well go. nothing of value will be lost, so said a wise man

[Cyberdevil]

At 2/10/13 02:58 AM, Nintendoobsessed wrote: Thank you, and goodbye.

...

[jesseRYU]

May he rest in peace.

Why do you need a shitty noose anyway?
Everyone knows jumping from high shit is the fun way to go.

[YenMuffin]

At 2/10/13 02:42 AM, Nintendoobsessed wrote: Hello everyone, I'm really bad at tying knots, and I need some basic help.
Can someone link to or explain basic directions to tying a noose, such as one that would be tied somewhere, and then come down in a typical noose fashion?

WOAH THERE! Before you go committing suicide might I talk to you about God?
Okay seriously, educate yourself about Google; this website is not for boy scouts.

[JBK]

Only if you promise you'll only use it for suicide.

[Viper]

At 2/10/13 03:45 AM, YenMuffin wrote: WOAH THERE! Before you go committing suicide might I talk to you about God?
Okay seriously, educate yourself about Google; this website is not for boy scouts.

I WAS a Boy Scout ._.

[Halberd]

don't hang urself jesus wouldnt want u 2 do it #whatwouldjesusdo

[Stereocrisis]

Wow, instead of seeing this as an obvious cry for help, you fuckers are really telling him how, or bitching that he needs to learn how to use google?

Okay, first of all. Hi. My name is Adrian. What's wrong?

[TheColourAwesome]

At 2/10/13 05:00 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: Wow, instead of seeing this as an obvious cry for help, you fuckers are really telling him how, or bitching that he needs to learn how to use google?

It's a cry for attention and you're falling for it. If he really has a problem he needs addressing then he can make a thread about it.

[Stereocrisis]

At 2/10/13 05:02 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:

At 2/10/13 05:00 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: Wow, instead of seeing this as an obvious cry for help, you fuckers are really telling him how, or bitching that he needs to learn how to use google?

It's a cry for attention and you're falling for it. If he really has a problem he needs addressing then he can make a thread about it.

Okay, look. Not that this is any of your business, but I've been suicidal before. In my desperation, I've posted things like this online. You know what happened? Everyone thought I was trying to get sympathy, and they didn't see it as a legitimate problem. Not everyone comes from a good place. A cry for attention in the form of an online suicide threat in a forum shows he really doesn't have anywhere else to turn.

Now, if your properly satisfied with that information, and are thinking up a clever way to call me an angsty twat, I really don't give a shit. You're not the one whose life might be in danger.

[TheColourAwesome]

At 2/10/13 05:10 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: Now, if your properly satisfied with that information, and are thinking up a clever way to call me an angsty twat, I really don't give a shit. You're not the one whose life might be in danger.

The reason I'm out of school is because I did almost kill myself you fucking idiot. I would stare at the tree in my backyard everyday. When I was in year 8 I cried everyday in my garage. I never got any fucking handouts. I got bullied everyday. When you feel low you don't post things like OP did. It seems way too out of character and definitely fake. You don't know me cunt. How can you use your previous depression as an argument in a two sentence response like that? Is depression something you hold above your head like "i have seen sum shit give me RESPECT".

Fuck off dude. Get off your fucking high horse.

[Halberd]

At 2/10/13 05:20 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: Fuck off dude. Get off your fucking high horse.

calm down before I call the police.

[Painbringer]

At 2/10/13 05:00 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: Wow, instead of seeing this as an obvious cry for help,

Obvious troll more like it.

[TheColourAwesome]

At 2/10/13 05:20 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: Fuck off dude. Get off your fucking high horse.

And don't turn this into a fucking competition just because I don't go in great length to list all the things that have impacted my life. It's nothing but pedantic.

[TheColourAwesome]

At 2/10/13 05:26 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:

At 2/10/13 05:20 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: Fuck off dude. Get off your fucking high horse.

And don't turn this into a fucking competition just because I don't go in great length to list all the things that have impacted my life. It's nothing but pedantic.

oh wow, that sounded gay

[Gimmick]

leave this thread authorities have been contacted

it's too late now :(

[Cyberdevil]

At 2/10/13 07:03 AM, Amaranthus wrote: OP's dead?

At least his thread lives on.

[Viper]

At 2/10/13 07:24 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 2/10/13 07:03 AM, Amaranthus wrote: OP's dead?

At least his thread lives on.

For now....

[Lemonardo]

I guess the Wii U launch upset him so much, that he had to end it all.

[Jin]

Natural selection.

[Gimmick]

At 2/10/13 08:10 AM, Jin wrote: Natural selection.

It's like the kid who deleted his system32...

[Viper]

At 2/10/13 08:28 AM, Gimmick wrote:

At 2/10/13 08:10 AM, Jin wrote: Natural selection.

It's like the kid who deleted his system32...

Or the one who killed himself because a character from Naruto died.

[Gimmick]

At 2/10/13 08:31 AM, Viper50 wrote:

At 2/10/13 08:28 AM, Gimmick wrote:

At 2/10/13 08:10 AM, Jin wrote: Natural selection.

It's like the kid who deleted his system32...

Or the one who killed himself because a character from Naruto died.

but the naruto kid wasn't on newgrounds' general forum.
maybe there should be a disclaimer saying that eveything in general should be taken with a grain of salt. It's obvious, but some crapper might sue.

[Viper]

At 2/10/13 08:39 AM, Gimmick wrote:

At 2/10/13 08:31 AM, Viper50 wrote:

At 2/10/13 08:28 AM, Gimmick wrote:

At 2/10/13 08:10 AM, Jin wrote: Natural selection.

It's like the kid who deleted his system32...

Or the one who killed himself because a character from Naruto died.

but the naruto kid wasn't on newgrounds' general forum.

I know. But it was mentioned on here.

maybe there should be a disclaimer saying that eveything in general should be taken with a grain of salt. It's obvious, but some crapper might sue.

There should be haha.
Like put it in REALLY small font at the bottom of the rules page so they can't sue any of us :P