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1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 10:52 AM Reply

Change Your Life..style

For the better, or whatever

1. Scented toilet paper


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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 11:26 AM Reply

2. Putting the lid down before you flush

The majority of mine are likely to be toilet related which is why it would be great if other people could chip in


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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 11:45 AM Reply

3. No matter how they beg, let none escape. Attack!


(הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים אָמַר קֹהֶלֶת, הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים הַכֹּל הָבֶל. דּוֹר הֹלֵךְ וְדוֹר בָּא, וְהָאָרֶץ לְעוֹלָם עֹמָדֶת. (קהלת א ג, ה

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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 11:51 AM Reply

4. Shitting at least twice per day.

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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 11:52 AM Reply

5. Watch more movies.


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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 11:57 AM Reply

6. Cutting off your nose.


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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 12:03 PM Reply

7. Depositing EXP at NG on a daily basis.

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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 12:06 PM Reply

8. Join more social activities.


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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 12:22 PM Reply

9. Taking time to reflect on your life.


Those who do not learn from the mistakes of their past are doomed to repeat them.

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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 12:24 PM Reply

putting a leach on your erection.


The work, which becomes a new genre itself, will be called...

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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 12:30 PM Reply

11) Switch off all the appliances you're not using.


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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 12:35 PM Reply

12. use conditioner on your pubic hair


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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 12:40 PM Reply

13. Post valuable advice on how to improve your life

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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 12:44 PM Reply

14. say 'hello' to strangers on the street, and chat with them about anything if you are going to spend some time with them (e.g. wait for a bus)

15. keep a diary every day. write down the things that happened and your thoughts, etc...


^Just another nonsensical forum post.^

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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 12:46 PM Reply

16. Read a book, if just for 20 minutes, before going to bed

17. Entrepreneur yourself a multinational globocorporation

18. Profit


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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 12:54 PM Reply

19. Watching Inception

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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 01:36 PM Reply

20. masturbate in time with the date, 1 on the first, 2 on the second etc


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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 01:38 PM Reply

21: quit


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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 02:28 PM Reply

22 Genetically engineer racist spiders

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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 04:49 PM Reply

23. Dominate the world with genetically engineered mutant spiders

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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 04:52 PM Reply

24. watch the series 24


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 05:17 PM Reply

25. Don't forget to breath.

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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 05:37 PM Reply

26. make your own shoes FROM SCRATCH. you even have to kill the cow to get the leather.
#grassroots

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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 06:52 PM Reply

28: Try not to rape anyone, ever.


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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 09:15 PM Reply

29) Always use your credit card.
30) Always pay more than the minimum.


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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 09:19 PM Reply

31) Be less with girls, jerk off more

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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 09:22 PM Reply

32: not making shit threads

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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 09:45 PM Reply

If you want good Iced Coffee, pour coffee into a ice tray and serve cold coffee that way.

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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 11:17 PM Reply

At 2/9/13 09:47 PM, shitposter wrote: 1001. put this thread in the recycle bin

1002. Pondering what it's like to have sex with everthing in this world


I have a penis

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Response to 1001 Lifestyle Changes that will Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 11:44 PM Reply

1004.jerk off while time traveling