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Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 10:52 AM
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Change Your Life..style
For the better, or whatever
1. Scented toilet paper
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2. Putting the lid down before you flush
The majority of mine are likely to be toilet related which is why it would be great if other people could chip in
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Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 11:45 AM
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3. No matter how they beg, let none escape. Attack!
I am always correct till I am proven otherwise.
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4. Shitting at least twice per day.
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Feb. 9th, 2013 @ 11:57 AM
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6. Cutting off your nose.
Manly-Chicken, you make me laugh a good amount of times... -FunnyHomeBoy
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7. Depositing EXP at NG on a daily basis.
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8. Join more social activities.
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9. Taking time to reflect on your life.
Those who do not learn from the mistakes of their past are doomed to repeat them.
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putting a leach on your erection.
Kiss my ass
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11) Switch off all the appliances you're not using.
"Fuck you,your sister,your mother,your father,your father's father,your grandma,actually,fuck your whole ancestry,in the ass,with a large cactus" FallenMartyr
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12. use conditioner on your pubic hair
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13. Post valuable advice on how to improve your life
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14. say 'hello' to strangers on the street, and chat with them about anything if you are going to spend some time with them (e.g. wait for a bus)
15. keep a diary every day. write down the things that happened and your thoughts, etc...
My model (2012): God exists and it is impossible to predict God's plans.
It supersedes all scientific theories because all mysteries are then resolved.
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16. Read a book, if just for 20 minutes, before going to bed
17. Entrepreneur yourself a multinational globocorporation
18. Profit
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20. masturbate in time with the date, 1 on the first, 2 on the second etc
MrPercie on Dromedary: "smug santa claus face, bringing nicieties to those he likes but shite to those he hates - which is everyone"
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22 Genetically engineer racist spiders
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23. Dominate the world with genetically engineered mutant spiders
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24. watch the series 24
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25. Don't forget to breath.
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26. Learn at least one foreign language.
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26. make your own shoes FROM SCRATCH. you even have to kill the cow to get the leather.
#grassroots
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28: Try not to rape anyone, ever.
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29) Always use your credit card.
30) Always pay more than the minimum.
"Fuck you,your sister,your mother,your father,your father's father,your grandma,actually,fuck your whole ancestry,in the ass,with a large cactus" FallenMartyr
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31) Be less with girls, jerk off more
I love ducks
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32: not making shit threads
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If you want good Iced Coffee, pour coffee into a ice tray and serve cold coffee that way.
