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2. Putting the lid down before you flush
The majority of mine are likely to be toilet related which is why it would be great if other people could chip in
3. No matter how they beg, let none escape. Attack!
(הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים אָמַר קֹהֶלֶת, הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים הַכֹּל הָבֶל. דּוֹר הֹלֵךְ וְדוֹר בָּא, וְהָאָרֶץ לְעוֹלָם עֹמָדֶת. (קהלת א ג, ה
8. Join more social activities.
PsychoZoid/Andrew Berry: The most uninteresting man in the world
9. Taking time to reflect on your life.
Those who do not learn from the mistakes of their past are doomed to repeat them.
putting a leach on your erection.
14. say 'hello' to strangers on the street, and chat with them about anything if you are going to spend some time with them (e.g. wait for a bus)
15. keep a diary every day. write down the things that happened and your thoughts, etc...
Yeah, I make no sense.
16. Read a book, if just for 20 minutes, before going to bed
17. Entrepreneur yourself a multinational globocorporation
26. make your own shoes FROM SCRATCH. you even have to kill the cow to get the leather.
28: Try not to rape anyone, ever.
At 2/9/13 09:47 PM, shitposter wrote: 1001. put this thread in the recycle bin
1002. Pondering what it's like to have sex with everthing in this world
I have a penis