Change this fine nation's anthem to the theme of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

If you ask me, the one thing our country needs more than anything is a bit of love and tolerance of ourselves and of others. I've noticed that the Brony community has shown more of this than ever before I've seen, so i would like to propose that the national anthem be changed officially to the Theme song of My little Pony: Friendship is Magic, on the behalf of myself, all Bronies and Pegasisters, and, most importantly, our nation itself.

The Stuff I find on the White House Petition site...

At 2/9/13 09:43 AM, Amaranthus wrote: You've lost all my respect, Tony-DarkGrave.

lol I thought I would just share this, I found one petition to get this guys girlfriend a visa from Turkey or something. just look at the petition list and see how stupid some of them are.

If this is declined then Obama must step down.

it will indeed put fear into the eyes of our enemies.

this would put fear in the hearts of our nations enemies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSVBcm_BZRs&feature=youtu.be

I'm all for this.

At 2/9/13 11:15 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 2/9/13 11:07 AM, MikeyS9607 wrote: I signed it for the hell of it.

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oh Amaranthus quit being so edgy. its a parody petition just like the death star one, I just want to see what Obeezy has to say about it when it gets put on his desk.

At 2/9/13 11:20 AM, Amaranthus wrote: I'm not being edgy, I'm pretending I'm panicking.

Wasn't it obvious, m8?

E-Casm is hard to read for me.... ;_;

At 2/9/13 11:23 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Also, allow me to play with my newly found BBC Comedy reaction images.

Go ahead kind sir.

Not funny, the people who make these are dumb assholes.

At 2/9/13 11:27 AM, thegarbear14 wrote: Not funny, the people who make these are dumb assholes.

Joke petitions i mean.

At 2/9/13 11:27 AM, thegarbear14 wrote: Not funny, the people who make these are dumb assholes.

The great thing about these things is that if they actually do get the signatures they have to address it in someway, like the petition with the deathstar.

It comes to show that online petitions like these are really just a joke.

Sure, why not! The current anthem is rather old anyway. :P

Now that's just kind of silly. Plus, it would probably never happen.

Why should a great nation's anthem be turned into a cartoon's theme song?

At 2/9/13 11:36 AM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote: The great thing about these things is that if they actually do get the signatures they have to address it in someway, like the petition with the deathstar.

if it gets enough signatures it goes to Obama and he would probably have to seek council from his daughters.

At 2/9/13 12:23 PM, Psych wrote: Now that's just kind of silly. Plus, it would probably never happen.

But if it did happen, it would be kind of silly.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that even if the petition received a signature representing ever US Citizen, both domestic and abroad, the decision would be "discussed" by Congress for 30 seconds before it was voted down.

Democracy wins again.

This is the stupidest shit in the World. I hope it passes just to showcase how stupid Americas population is.

At 2/9/13 01:06 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote: This is the stupidest shit in the World. I hope it passes just to showcase how stupid Americas population is.

Hmm, with all the recent freedom of speech bullshit, at least the tagline could use a change...
It's not home of the free any longer.

Okay, we do need more love and tolerance, I'll give you that. But... we certainly do not need the My Little Pony Theme as our National Anthem. Fuck we sing We Are The World... TWICE and you know what? It did FUCKING NOTHING! NOTHING!

I'm surprised this thing has signatures. This is fucking hilarious

At 2/9/13 02:17 PM, Xenomit wrote: lol

this is funny

its hilarious share it with friends and spread the word.

At 2/9/13 05:36 PM, Zachary wrote: It doesn't go to his desk and he will never even hear about it. There now your dreams are crushed go back to watching a show designed for young girls.

I don't watch but I just support stupid petitions like the Death Star one or the statue of the Master Chief on the White House lawn.

At 2/9/13 12:57 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 2/9/13 12:23 PM, Psych wrote: Now that's just kind of silly. Plus, it would probably never happen.

But if it did happen, it would be kind of silly.

I don't get what you're saying... Of course, it would be silly.

Shame it hasn't a single chance in hell of going through. Would be a vast improvement.

I'm not entirely sure how a cult of socially inept basement dwellers hypocritically preaching about love and tolerance while attacking anyone who isn't part of it somehow qualifies as national anthem material but OK.

Just when I thought this fanbase couldn't sink any lower.

Fuck that, Let's have a petition to change the national anthem to the Pokemon theme. Yes we can catch them all.

At 2/12/13 08:23 PM, SmartyPants wrote: Fuck that, Let's have a petition to change the national anthem to the Pokemon theme. Yes we can catch them all.

Hey, that's an addictive theme! Any good change is good change. :P

At 2/12/13 07:41 PM, Psych wrote: I don't get what you're saying... Of course, it would be silly.

Then you do get what I'm saying. :)