I'm calling bullshit

[Sensationalism]

on this whole bathhroom thing. Women's bathrooms are messier than men's? YEAH RIGHT. Okay woman bleed out their vaginas, you'd think the bathrooms should be messier. And yet they are almost always completely clean. Men? OMG.
Now granted I am complaining about children but omfg how is that hard to piss IN the toilet? Why does your bathroom smell like urine almost all the time? Why am I constantly cleaning piss off the seat, floor, walls, and even the handicap guardrail? I swear to bog little boys must whirl their dicks around like helicopters while they are pissing. I can't understand how else the whole aiming thing could be so difficult.
Also men think it's funny to poop in urinals.
Mens bathrooms: totally way more disgusting than women's.

[HighWay]

public bathrooms are disgusting in general

[hecticjon]

At 2/8/13 10:06 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Women's bathrooms are messier than men's?

i've never heard anyone say that in my life

[Saen]

The reason why women's toilets are dirtier than mens is because women don't want to sit on the seat in a public restroom, so they squat and piss all over the seat.

[Sandman99999]

At 2/8/13 10:06 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

:Women's bathrooms are messier than men's?

I dunno who the fuck told you that. I took a shit in the girls bathroom after playing at a football game and my god was that place clean. They had doors for their stalls too, so I didn't have to worry about someone busting in and raping while I was shitting. And they drew flowers and shit on the stalls.

Overall a pleasant experience.

[Tobi]

At 2/8/13 10:06 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Mens bathrooms: totally way more disgusting than women's.

About 6/10 times I use a unisex restroom, it's dirty after a woman uses it. I haven't seen the same for men, unless it was a school bathroom.

Women are disgusting by nature.

[Spedmallet]

I dunno, I have a sister and her apartment bedroom is like ten times messier than mine

[Viper50]

At 2/8/13 10:09 PM, shitposter wrote:

At 2/8/13 10:06 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Women's bathrooms are messier than men's?

i've never heard anyone say that in my life

Same here

[YellowisCOOL]

Women's toilets are pretty clean, being a girl myself, but sometimes you see toilet paper stuck to the ceiling and some graffiti. But other than that, it ain't too bad.

[FIGMENTUM]

There's a unisex toilet at work. It usually smells like period. But the general condition is better, yes.

[steph2568]

You should see the girl's bathrooms in my school. The girls here are grimy as fuck.

[hecticjon]

At 2/8/13 10:22 PM, steph2568 wrote: bathrooms
school

the cleanest public bathrooms in existence

[Sensationalism]

At 2/8/13 10:14 PM, Tobi wrote:

At 2/8/13 10:06 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Mens bathrooms: totally way more disgusting than women's.

About 6/10 times I use a unisex restroom, it's dirty after a woman uses it. I haven't seen the same for men, unless it was a school bathroom.

Women are disgusting by nature.

I got to use a unisex handicap bathroom once. It was heaven. I took my pants off and peed in the urinal, it was fun. All of it went INTO the urinal with no mess or splatter or anything. And yet men with penises can't aim?

[Provoke]

The mess depends on the location, I've seen bathrooms with the tampon despenser broke open and blood on the sinks in a bad neighborhood, yet I've seen so-clean-you-can-eat-off-it bathrooms in other parts of town.

[Viper50]

At 2/8/13 10:32 PM, Provoke wrote: I've seen bathrooms with the tampon despenser broke open and blood on the sinks

o_o

[ctrlaltandDELETE]

Shitting in the urinal is 2012. Nowadays we shit in sinks.

[Provoke]

At 2/8/13 10:33 PM, Viper50 wrote:

At 2/8/13 10:32 PM, Provoke wrote: I've seen bathrooms with the tampon despenser broke open and blood on the sinks

o_o

Nasty stuff, possibly a hooker fight.

[Viper50]

At 2/8/13 10:38 PM, Provoke wrote:

At 2/8/13 10:33 PM, Viper50 wrote:

At 2/8/13 10:32 PM, Provoke wrote: I've seen bathrooms with the tampon despenser broke open and blood on the sinks

o_o

Nasty stuff, possibly a hooker fight.

I honestly don't know how I'd react if I walked into a bathroom that had blood on the sinks and whatnot ._.

[Provoke]

At 2/8/13 10:41 PM, Viper50 wrote: I honestly don't know how I'd react if I walked into a bathroom that had blood on the sinks and whatnot ._.

You know what I did? I ignored it and went to the toilet.
I had to go.

[Telepathine]

At 2/8/13 10:06 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

:Why does your bathroom smell like urine almost all the time?

Because it's a bathroom... it's where you piss! Do you expect the cook's kitchen not to smell like food?

[Elephly]

At 2/8/13 10:06 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

I've never seen or heard of anything you've mentioned... The worst thing I ever encounter is the odd "un-flushed" toilet.

[Metal-Therapy]

At 2/8/13 10:06 PM, Sensationalism wrote: how is that hard to piss IN the toilet?

Fucking hard. I've taken to pissing sitting down because I'm so sick of having to clean my own piss of the toilet bowl when I'm done taking a leak. It doesn't matter how careful I try to be; it still goes everywhere. Hell, there was even one morning I pissed into the trash can that's adjacent to the toilet. And don't even get me started on multiple streams. Fuck, I just gave up.

[HipnikDragomir]

I FUCKING LOVE STEREOTYPES AND GENERALISATIONS

capz

[Painbringer]

At 2/8/13 10:06 PM, Sensationalism wrote: how is that hard to piss IN the toilet?

If a man's aim isn't off, the water still splashes all over the place.

Also, most men treat a bathroom as a shitting hole and nothing more - Myself included.

[Gagsy]

I was disgusted the other day at work.

We have one toilet here that we the staff use and the drivers use when they pop by. The other morning, one out of two men left urine droplets on the seat (didn't even put the lid up) and a couple of questionable black hairs.

Men you disgust me.

[icecreammac]

I agree that public restrooms are messy in general. However, I used to work at McDonald's, and I always had to clean the bathrooms. The women's restroom was worse 9 times out of 10. Sure, there were times that the men's bathroom sucked to clean, but the women's were generally worse, with unflushed toilets, sticky floors, toilet paper filling the bowls, used tampons on the floor. Now, this may be a tad unfair, since the women's restroom was much bigger, with three stalls and two sinks, while the men had one stall, one urinal, and one sink, but it happened way too many times to be a coincidence. So yes, I still think that women's restrooms are messier than men's.

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

Damn son what kind of Men's bathrooms you be going in ? You must be referring to the ones in Elementary schools which are for boys

[RE-Uploader8]

"I swear to bog little boys must whirl their dicks around like helicopters while they are pissing"

I have never read such a descriptive sentence to a topic like this. Bravo.

[RE-Uploader8]

At 2/9/13 02:01 AM, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote: Damn son what kind of Men's bathrooms you be going in ? You must be referring to the ones in Elementary schools which are for boys

Those bathrooms smell like pure utter shit no matter what. It's like they are never cleaned.

Dem idiots can't even piss in the toilet.

[PoisonHeart]

actually, i was a custodian for a while @ a bigtime super-zoo, and the womens bathrooms were always the messiest. mens were the grossest, because you had dads taking their little kids to the zoo and letting them go to the bathroom unsupervised so they could make a nasty poop-mess everywhere, while most moms i think are less prone to that lack of supervision.