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My girlfriend told me... 2013-02-08 18:39:20 Reply

My dick is just so fucking massive that she farted on it.

What should i do?


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Response to My girlfriend told me... 2013-02-08 18:42:09 Reply

You should ask her to stop lying to you about your chode.


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Response to My girlfriend told me... 2013-02-08 18:42:11 Reply

At 2/8/13 06:39 PM, Bbqbeefburgerman wrote: What should i do?

Pack your bags and say goodbye to friends and family.

Reported for sodomy.


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Response to My girlfriend told me... 2013-02-08 18:42:20 Reply

At 2/8/13 06:39 PM, Bbqbeefburgerman wrote: My dick is just so fucking massive that she farted on it.

What should i do?

Also her vagina is purple and oozing yellow goo, so i figured i'd come to newgrounds instead of going to a doctor.


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Response to My girlfriend told me... 2013-02-08 18:44:24 Reply

At 2/8/13 06:39 PM, Bbqbeefburgerman wrote: My dick is just so fucking massive that she farted on it.

What should i do?

Well..... Erm.. O.o
Does it smell funny..? You penis..


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Response to My girlfriend told me... 2013-02-08 18:45:21 Reply

At 2/8/13 06:42 PM, Bbqbeefburgerman wrote: Also her vagina is purple and oozing yellow goo

I'm so wet right now you have no idea.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
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Response to My girlfriend told me... 2013-02-08 18:46:22 Reply

feels good

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Response to My girlfriend told me... 2013-02-08 18:51:51 Reply

Sorry

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Response to My girlfriend told me... 2013-02-08 18:53:26 Reply

hot


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Response to My girlfriend told me... 2013-02-08 19:55:47 Reply

At 2/8/13 06:42 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Reported for sodomy.

Sodomy has been legal in the United States since 2003.

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Response to My girlfriend told me... 2013-02-08 20:06:08 Reply

At 2/8/13 07:55 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 2/8/13 06:42 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Reported for sodomy.
Sodomy has been legal in the United States since 2003.

Its funny because its true

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy_laws_in_the_United_State s#State_laws_prior_to_2003

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Response to My girlfriend told me... 2013-02-08 21:11:11 Reply

My recommendation would personally be to stop posting on Newgrounds.


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Response to My girlfriend told me... 2013-02-09 03:08:00 Reply

At 2/8/13 06:39 PM, Bbqbeefburgerman wrote: What should i do?

Get rid of it.

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Response to My girlfriend told me... 2013-02-09 03:14:20 Reply

At 2/8/13 06:42 PM, Bbqbeefburgerman wrote:
At 2/8/13 06:39 PM, Bbqbeefburgerman wrote: My dick is just so fucking massive that she farted on it.

What should i do?
Also her vagina is purple and oozing yellow goo, so i figured i'd come to newgrounds instead of going to a doctor.

Nyguaah, WHAT THE FUCKING HELL, HVE YOU BEEN WATCHIN'?

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