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Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-08 12:06:10 Reply

What are some awkward everyday things , of course almost everything is awkward is for me , I can barely order a pizza over the phone.

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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-08 12:08:43 Reply

talking about races


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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-08 12:09:05 Reply

At 2/8/13 12:06 PM, WirelessBrain wrote: What are some awkward everyday things , of course almost everything is awkward is for me , I can barely order a pizza over the phone.

Passing someone on the sidewalk that you haven't talked to in a while. No one knows if the other is in a hurry so you don't stop to chit-chat, but you try to get the pleasantries out quick as you're gaining distance... Just strange.

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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-08 12:09:06 Reply

LIVING IS PAIN

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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-08 12:18:49 Reply

At 2/8/13 12:06 PM, WirelessBrain wrote: What are some awkward everyday things , of course almost everything is awkward is for me , I can barely order a pizza over the phone.

order online, far easier and not awkward at all, not to mention you have all the time you need to think about what toppings and making any changes.


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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-08 12:29:19 Reply

I woke up early today. It was awkward.

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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-08 13:12:29 Reply

At 2/8/13 12:09 PM, esko-man wrote:
At 2/8/13 12:06 PM, WirelessBrain wrote: What are some awkward everyday things , of course almost everything is awkward is for me , I can barely order a pizza over the phone.
Passing someone on the sidewalk that you haven't talked to in a while. No one knows if the other is in a hurry so you don't stop to chit-chat, but you try to get the pleasantries out quick as you're gaining distance... Just strange.

same thing happens to me... but it happens differently... when i pass sideway to a person while i'm listening to music.. it's strange


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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-08 13:17:37 Reply

At 2/8/13 12:06 PM, WirelessBrain wrote: I can barely order a pizza over the phone.

lol, I know exactly what you mean. I always get super anxious whenever it's anything of a social situation, I'd rather not be involved at all, rather than risking making myself look silly/weird.


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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-08 13:37:13 Reply

when i talk to elders of the tribe


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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-08 17:14:39 Reply

At 2/8/13 12:09 PM, esko-man wrote:
At 2/8/13 12:06 PM, WirelessBrain wrote: What are some awkward everyday things , of course almost everything is awkward is for me , I can barely order a pizza over the phone.
Passing someone on the sidewalk that you haven't talked to in a while. No one knows if the other is in a hurry so you don't stop to chit-chat, but you try to get the pleasantries out quick as you're gaining distance... Just strange.

Yeah this. Especially if the last conversation you had ended on a weird note and you never really knew them that well to start with but well enough to feel like you should saying something.

Weird shit.

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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-08 17:16:04 Reply

Any social interaction.

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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-08 17:17:41 Reply

Ordering food can be awkward sometimes, I agree. So I guess I'll go with that. I also don't like talking on the phone.

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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-08 17:20:36 Reply

When you're stomach's super upset and you have to drop a deuce in a public washroom.


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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-08 17:31:40 Reply

At 2/8/13 12:09 PM, BumFodder wrote: LIVING IS PAIN

This.
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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-10 00:43:37 Reply

i have troubles just talking with anyone on the phone

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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-10 00:56:58 Reply

At 2/8/13 12:06 PM, WirelessBrain wrote: What are some awkward everyday things , of course almost everything is awkward is for me , I can barely order a pizza over the phone.

How is that awkward?


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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-10 00:59:17 Reply

When you wake up and you don't know what day it is, or where you are.


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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-10 01:02:24 Reply

Buying Plan B.


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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-10 02:21:03 Reply

Whenever you're walking down the sidewalk and you see one of your friends walking towards you, that moment when you're walking toward eachother not saying anything. That's hell. It's not as if you can just stare at them the whole time, that's creepy. So you have to awkwardly look around at your surroundings until you reach each other. For example.


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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-10 02:24:41 Reply

12 years and every period is as awkward to me as the very first one.


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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-10 02:26:31 Reply

At 2/10/13 12:58 AM, shitposter wrote: when i masturbate in public and people ask me which way the park is and i accidentally blow a load all over them. i'm like "oh sorry i didn't mean to cum all over you" and then it just gets all weird

That happens to me ALL THE TIME

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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-10 03:53:49 Reply

At 2/8/13 12:06 PM, WirelessBrain wrote: What are some awkward everyday things

Talking to people.

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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-10 04:40:38 Reply

At 2/10/13 03:53 AM, FistofGreedo wrote: Talking to people.

Practice makes perfect. :P

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Response to Awkward everyday things? 2013-02-10 04:54:49 Reply

For me, the most awkward thing is keeping eye contact with people I don't know. I mean really, I have to fight every muscle in my face from ticking. This is because I know, somewhere deep down, whatever person I am dealing with people did something disgusting that day, or maybe you can just sense something about them that's a little off, or maybe they are just an asshole outright.

I realize that not making eye contact is exactly the kind of shit that makes me look kind of strange to others, but I seriously just don't fucking trust any one of you. You could have just beat off or something before you're handing me my change from a purchase. Or maybe you didn't wash your hands after you used the bathroom, and now your some kid making my food at Burger King.

For the most part, I just don't even want to look at people. If I see an attractive girl, I will get kind of nervous and avoid eye contact because there is always a certain amount of shame and judgment when you want so badly to fuck someone.

The most awkward thing about me is the way I am in front of women. I know I'm not a bad looking guy, but I also no that whatever attractive girl I'm looking at is probably a huge whore. Women get penis like anytime they want it, (well not the fat and ugly ones but you know what I mean) and so that kind of slays any hope I have for actually having the fantasy that a hot girl could also be a good girl. I'm married anyway so it doesn't really even matter. I just have some fucked up abandonment issues piled on top of those first few girls I ever had a crush basically laughing in my face making me feel like a creep for liking her in the first place in front of classrooms full of immature dickheads who would then add insult to injury and join in the laughing.