For me, the most awkward thing is keeping eye contact with people I don't know. I mean really, I have to fight every muscle in my face from ticking. This is because I know, somewhere deep down, whatever person I am dealing with people did something disgusting that day, or maybe you can just sense something about them that's a little off, or maybe they are just an asshole outright.
I realize that not making eye contact is exactly the kind of shit that makes me look kind of strange to others, but I seriously just don't fucking trust any one of you. You could have just beat off or something before you're handing me my change from a purchase. Or maybe you didn't wash your hands after you used the bathroom, and now your some kid making my food at Burger King.
For the most part, I just don't even want to look at people. If I see an attractive girl, I will get kind of nervous and avoid eye contact because there is always a certain amount of shame and judgment when you want so badly to fuck someone.
The most awkward thing about me is the way I am in front of women. I know I'm not a bad looking guy, but I also no that whatever attractive girl I'm looking at is probably a huge whore. Women get penis like anytime they want it, (well not the fat and ugly ones but you know what I mean) and so that kind of slays any hope I have for actually having the fantasy that a hot girl could also be a good girl. I'm married anyway so it doesn't really even matter. I just have some fucked up abandonment issues piled on top of those first few girls I ever had a crush basically laughing in my face making me feel like a creep for liking her in the first place in front of classrooms full of immature dickheads who would then add insult to injury and join in the laughing.