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ITT: We confess our crimes.
When I'm at Goodwill, I'll switch price tags so I can get things cheaper. Also, if it comes in a box or with a compartment, I'll put smaller shit in said box.
I'm a criminal
At 2/5/13 10:46 PM, Ma1achi wrote: That's really sad, especially how the prices are already low. I hope that you die.
At least I'm honest.
At 2/5/13 10:44 PM, 3Flay wrote: When I'm at Goodwill, I'll switch price tags so I can get things cheaper.
I thought I was the only one...
well... let's see... I walk to the discounted/quick sale aisle of my local supermarket, grab some tags and put them on bread or milk... from 2.98/gal to 1.98... yes please
I killed three people, raped two underage girls, hijacked a car, burned down a house, littered, urinated in public, stole a woman's purse, yelled racist remarks to a group of black people, threatened a cop, robbed a bank, and called in a bomb threat at my local school.
"It's taking all my might to restrain from dick riding." - HomicidalFrog
IF is best waifu.
Sig by Homicidee
I steal too much from supermarkets.
I can't remember the last time I paid for my monthly PS3 magazine. Its too easy to steal.
At 2/5/13 10:51 PM, 3Flay wrote:At 2/5/13 10:46 PM, Ma1achi wrote: That's really sad, especially how the prices are already low. I hope that you die.At least I'm honest.
No your honest about being dishonest.
You aren't generally an honest person.
At 2/5/13 11:28 PM, Viper50 wrote: I never committed a crime in my life ._.
"19, Male" wtf? by that time I've already spend a total of 3 weeks in jail D': What is wrong with you?
At 2/5/13 11:30 PM, DevourerJay wrote:At 2/5/13 11:28 PM, Viper50 wrote: I never committed a crime in my life ._."19, Male" wtf? by that time I've already spend a total of 3 weeks in jail D': What is wrong with you?
I don't know.
I honestly don't know -_-
At 2/5/13 11:45 PM, DevourerJay wrote:At 2/5/13 11:43 PM, 372 wrote: I cheat on tests whenever I can :(that's not a crime.... that's just part of school...
You're gonna be a cool dad man :')
I got drunk when I was 16 and shot at people with a crossbow, man the things people with autism can get away with.
Yes, I did it. I did it! I took the boots!
inb4 stole a balloon on free balloon day
I eat grapes at the store. I have 70 gigs of pirated music. I ate a whole box of TIm Tam chocolates yesterday in one sitting.
Assault and battery, shoplifting, lots of illegal drugs, littering, disturbing the peace. Nothing too serious.
PSN ID/Gamertag: KittensWithBeer
At 2/6/13 12:10 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: I eat grapes at the store.
That's totally fine if you only take one or two of each kind and pretend like you're trying to decide which kind to buy!
The sig that I'm wearin? Awesomely made by Skaren!
Also, I like annoying Americans by calling English football "real football" and American football "rugby".-Lost-Chances
Instead of taking one milk in the school lunch line, I take 4, maybe 6 if nobody sees me. I'm a sly bastard.
Oh, and I've pirated about 4 and a half Gigs of music through YouTube downloader. Making it somewhat legal.
Got caught having sex behind a mall by the police. Me and my friends used to trespass on a Ford car lot so much eventually the place was swarmed by four police cars but we escaped. They later installed more security features and we never went back.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
i let the dogs out
three of them, pitbulls, on an unfortunate postman. I was on my man-period and did it to let off steam.
nope, no sig.