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We confess our crimes Feb. 5th, 2013 @ 10:44 PM Reply

ITT: We confess our crimes.

When I'm at Goodwill, I'll switch price tags so I can get things cheaper. Also, if it comes in a box or with a compartment, I'll put smaller shit in said box.

I'm a criminal

We confess our crimes


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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 5th, 2013 @ 10:51 PM Reply

At 2/5/13 10:46 PM, Ma1achi wrote: That's really sad, especially how the prices are already low. I hope that you die.

At least I'm honest.


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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 5th, 2013 @ 11:19 PM Reply

At 2/5/13 10:44 PM, 3Flay wrote: When I'm at Goodwill, I'll switch price tags so I can get things cheaper.

I thought I was the only one...

well... let's see... I walk to the discounted/quick sale aisle of my local supermarket, grab some tags and put them on bread or milk... from 2.98/gal to 1.98... yes please


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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 5th, 2013 @ 11:25 PM Reply

I killed three people, raped two underage girls, hijacked a car, burned down a house, littered, urinated in public, stole a woman's purse, yelled racist remarks to a group of black people, threatened a cop, robbed a bank, and called in a bomb threat at my local school.

YOLO


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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 5th, 2013 @ 11:28 PM Reply

I never committed a crime in my life ._.


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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 5th, 2013 @ 11:29 PM Reply

I steal too much from supermarkets.

I can't remember the last time I paid for my monthly PS3 magazine. Its too easy to steal.


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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 5th, 2013 @ 11:30 PM Reply

At 2/5/13 10:51 PM, 3Flay wrote:
At 2/5/13 10:46 PM, Ma1achi wrote: That's really sad, especially how the prices are already low. I hope that you die.
At least I'm honest.

No your honest about being dishonest.

You aren't generally an honest person.


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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 5th, 2013 @ 11:30 PM Reply

At 2/5/13 11:28 PM, Viper50 wrote: I never committed a crime in my life ._.

"19, Male" wtf? by that time I've already spend a total of 3 weeks in jail D': What is wrong with you?


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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 5th, 2013 @ 11:37 PM Reply

At 2/5/13 11:30 PM, DevourerJay wrote:
At 2/5/13 11:28 PM, Viper50 wrote: I never committed a crime in my life ._.
"19, Male" wtf? by that time I've already spend a total of 3 weeks in jail D': What is wrong with you?

I don't know.
I honestly don't know -_-


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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 5th, 2013 @ 11:43 PM Reply

I steal a lot of spray paint and markers from a local arts and crafts store and I cheat on tests whenever I can :(

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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 5th, 2013 @ 11:44 PM Reply

I stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 5th, 2013 @ 11:45 PM Reply

At 2/5/13 11:43 PM, 372 wrote: I cheat on tests whenever I can :(

that's not a crime.... that's just part of school...


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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 5th, 2013 @ 11:48 PM Reply

At 2/5/13 11:44 PM, Klik wrote: I stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

You are such a bad boy


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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 5th, 2013 @ 11:48 PM Reply

At 2/5/13 11:45 PM, DevourerJay wrote:
At 2/5/13 11:43 PM, 372 wrote: I cheat on tests whenever I can :(
that's not a crime.... that's just part of school...

You're gonna be a cool dad man :')

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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 5th, 2013 @ 11:51 PM Reply

I got drunk when I was 16 and shot at people with a crossbow, man the things people with autism can get away with.

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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 6th, 2013 @ 12:01 AM Reply

Yes, I did it. I did it! I took the boots!

inb4 stole a balloon on free balloon day

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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 6th, 2013 @ 12:02 AM Reply

I'm so handsome it should be illegal.


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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 6th, 2013 @ 12:10 AM Reply

I eat grapes at the store. I have 70 gigs of pirated music. I ate a whole box of TIm Tam chocolates yesterday in one sitting.


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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 6th, 2013 @ 12:13 AM Reply

Assault and battery, shoplifting, lots of illegal drugs, littering, disturbing the peace. Nothing too serious.


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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 6th, 2013 @ 12:13 AM Reply

I might be a pedophile.


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 6th, 2013 @ 12:13 AM Reply

At 2/6/13 12:13 AM, kisame wrote: I might be a pedophile.

someone call someone on this guy!


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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 6th, 2013 @ 01:02 AM Reply

At 2/6/13 12:10 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: I eat grapes at the store.

That's totally fine if you only take one or two of each kind and pretend like you're trying to decide which kind to buy!


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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 6th, 2013 @ 01:15 AM Reply

I stole a miniature gumby figurine from a flee market

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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 6th, 2013 @ 01:31 AM Reply

At 2/6/13 12:01 AM, ohbombuh wrote: Yes, I did it. I did it! I took the boots!

This is the hardest I've ever laughed

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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 6th, 2013 @ 01:33 AM Reply

Instead of taking one milk in the school lunch line, I take 4, maybe 6 if nobody sees me. I'm a sly bastard.


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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 6th, 2013 @ 01:38 AM Reply

Oh, and I've pirated about 4 and a half Gigs of music through YouTube downloader. Making it somewhat legal.


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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 6th, 2013 @ 01:40 AM Reply

You're all a bunch of baaaaad apples.

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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 6th, 2013 @ 01:44 AM Reply

I'm really Luis's alt account.

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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 6th, 2013 @ 01:46 AM Reply

At 2/6/13 01:44 AM, FBIpolux wrote: I'm really Luis's alt account.

DISGUSTING

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Response to We confess our crimes Feb. 6th, 2013 @ 01:53 AM Reply

nigguh i didn't do shit


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