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I Will Review... 2013-02-05 13:03:33 Reply

...You!

Post a comment below and I will write a short review on you, the man (or nerdy woman) behind that post based solely on user icon, sig and content of the reply.

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Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 13:07:12 Reply

At 2/5/13 01:05 PM, Natick wrote: I get paid by the government to set cars full of baby antelopes on fire.

5/10. Points for honestly. It goes a long way, friend.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 13:08:26 Reply

I rub my dick in peanut butter and feed the elderly with it.


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 13:09:45 Reply

I cried at the end of Journey.


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never forgetti, like mom's spaghetti Credit to @pussyshark

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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 13:11:55 Reply

At 2/5/13 01:07 PM, selena wrote: I get paid by the government to set cars full of baby Naticks on fire.

3/10. Works for the government.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 13:13:50 Reply

At 2/5/13 01:08 PM, Boomstick wrote: I rub my dick in peanut butter and feed the elderly with it.

8/10 takes care of the elderly and is an octopus.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 13:15:17 Reply

At 2/5/13 01:07 PM, selena wrote: I get paid by the government to set cars full of baby Naticks on fire.

Or like this.

At 2/5/13 01:11 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote:
At 2/5/13 01:07 PM, selena wrote: I get paid by the government to set cars full of baby Naticks on fire.
3/10. Works for the government.

You should multi quote so you dont reach your 4 post limit immediately.

At 2/5/13 01:08 PM, Boomstick wrote:
I rub my dick in peanut butter and feed the elderly with it.

Kinda like this.


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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 13:19:54 Reply

I dare you yo.


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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 13:20:25 Reply

At 2/5/13 01:03 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote:

14/f/cali :))
im so random x) :D


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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 13:36:22 Reply

At 2/5/13 01:15 PM, sweet21 wrote: You should multi quote so you dont reach your 4 post limit immediately.

2/10. Domineering personality. Most likely stemming from mother issues and insecurities from small penis.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 13:38:01 Reply

I...uh...
I can't touch my toes without bending down anymore.


Nintentrix. Presto Sprites! Retro Sights!

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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 13:39:26 Reply

I'm only here for the unicorns with dick horns.

I Will Review...


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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 13:58:12 Reply

I burned my tongue drinking tea.


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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 14:02:23 Reply

At 2/5/13 01:19 PM, satanbrain wrote: I dare you yo.

7/10. Lost points for spelling.

At 2/5/13 01:20 PM, Gumburd wrote:
At 2/5/13 01:03 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote:
14/f/cali :))
im so random x) :D

Rocks/10. Go sit in the corner and think about your life.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 14:04:23 Reply

I steal cars and beat up old ladies


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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 14:05:50 Reply

bitched and spring break mix well with alcohol


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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 14:08:18 Reply

At 2/5/13 02:04 PM, LiquidFire wrote: I steal cars and beat up old ladies

You must a big hit with ladies, right?


Nintentrix. Presto Sprites! Retro Sights!

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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 14:10:24 Reply

At 2/5/13 02:08 PM, Pkmn2 wrote: You must a big hit with ladies, right?

Well, fuck. There goes my grammar.


Nintentrix. Presto Sprites! Retro Sights!

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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 14:13:12 Reply

I do stuff and things, except for that kind of stuff and things.

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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 14:19:22 Reply

At 2/5/13 02:04 PM, LiquidFire wrote: I steal cars and beat up old ladies

Pity/10. Poor role models and low self esteem led to your life of crime and face painting fetish.

At 2/5/13 02:05 PM, Jumbe wrote: bitched and spring break mix well with alcohol

Rapist/10. You got those shifty eyes....


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 14:21:28 Reply

I don't really want to play but I'm a sucker for anything that involves evaluation of myself from an outside source, even if its pseudo at the very best.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 14:21:46 Reply

I am really good at being me


Example of my singing here

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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 14:23:33 Reply

At 2/5/13 02:21 PM, Gagsy wrote: I don't really want to play but I'm a sucker for anything that involves evaluation of myself from an outside source, even if its pseudo at the very best.

10/10. This is healthy behavior.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 14:36:21 Reply

At 2/5/13 02:23 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote:
10/10. This is healthy behavior.

I now feel shamelessly, if not unnecessarily validated.

Thank you.


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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 14:40:46 Reply

Sure, why not! :)


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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 14:50:45 Reply

I don't have a sig, my user icon looked a lot cooler when I rendered it in high resolution, and this reply is the result of a complex mathematical equation and is impossible to rate accurately without 10 decimal places at the very least.

Your move (I'm white)

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It made more sense in my head.

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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 14:59:32 Reply

At 2/5/13 02:34 PM, ClockworkSpace wrote: Threads like this are shit.

Yeah, most of the time nothing/no one gets rated. Probably because the reviews just keep piling up and the reviewer just says "fuck it."


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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 15:01:40 Reply

At 2/5/13 02:34 PM, ClockworkSpace wrote: Threads like this are shit.

0/10. Secretly seeking validation in a shitty thread.

At 2/5/13 02:36 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 2/5/13 02:23 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote:
10/10. This is healthy behavior.
I now feel shamelessly, if not unnecessarily validated.

Thank you.

Gullible/10.

At 2/5/13 02:40 PM, UVSoaked wrote: Sure, why not! :)

3/10. Makes terrible decisions.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 15:02:10 Reply

I'll re-view this thread when there's a review for me too.

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Response to I Will Review... 2013-02-05 15:06:24 Reply

You are such a gigantic faggot you can suck a golf ball out of a garden hose and I do believe post birth abortion should be made avaiable for you only since it would cause a major improvement in all of your relatives lives as well as raise the international IQ.


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