I Will Review...

[BizzarroPMP]

...You!

Post a comment below and I will write a short review on you, the man (or nerdy woman) behind that post based solely on user icon, sig and content of the reply.

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[BizzarroPMP]

At 2/5/13 01:05 PM, Natick wrote: I get paid by the government to set cars full of baby antelopes on fire.

5/10. Points for honestly. It goes a long way, friend.

[selena]

I get paid by the government to set cars full of baby Naticks on fire.

[Boomstick]

I rub my dick in peanut butter and feed the elderly with it.

[sweet21]

I cried at the end of Journey.

[BizzarroPMP]

At 2/5/13 01:07 PM, selena wrote: I get paid by the government to set cars full of baby Naticks on fire.

3/10. Works for the government.

[BizzarroPMP]

At 2/5/13 01:08 PM, Boomstick wrote: I rub my dick in peanut butter and feed the elderly with it.

8/10 takes care of the elderly and is an octopus.

[selena]

At 2/5/13 01:14 PM, Natick wrote: I had no idea that I was still at war.

I liked your other name better, what did you do!!!!!!1?!!

[sweet21]

At 2/5/13 01:07 PM, selena wrote: I get paid by the government to set cars full of baby Naticks on fire.

Or like this.

At 2/5/13 01:11 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote:

At 2/5/13 01:07 PM, selena wrote: I get paid by the government to set cars full of baby Naticks on fire.

3/10. Works for the government.

You should multi quote so you dont reach your 4 post limit immediately.

At 2/5/13 01:08 PM, Boomstick wrote:

I rub my dick in peanut butter and feed the elderly with it.

Kinda like this.

[satanbrain]

I dare you yo.

[Gumburd]

At 2/5/13 01:03 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote:

14/f/cali :))
im so random x) :D

[BizzarroPMP]

At 2/5/13 01:15 PM, sweet21 wrote: You should multi quote so you dont reach your 4 post limit immediately.

2/10. Domineering personality. Most likely stemming from mother issues and insecurities from small penis.

[Pkmn2]

I...uh...
I can't touch my toes without bending down anymore.

[MilkyChocolate]

I'm only here for the unicorns with dick horns.

[Mismo]

I burned my tongue drinking tea.

[BizzarroPMP]

At 2/5/13 01:19 PM, satanbrain wrote: I dare you yo.

7/10. Lost points for spelling.

At 2/5/13 01:20 PM, Gumburd wrote:

At 2/5/13 01:03 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote:

14/f/cali :))
im so random x) :D

Rocks/10. Go sit in the corner and think about your life.

[LiquidFire]

I steal cars and beat up old ladies

[Jumbe]

bitched and spring break mix well with alcohol

[Pkmn2]

At 2/5/13 02:04 PM, LiquidFire wrote: I steal cars and beat up old ladies

You must a big hit with ladies, right?

[Pkmn2]

At 2/5/13 02:08 PM, Pkmn2 wrote: You must a big hit with ladies, right?

Well, fuck. There goes my grammar.

[The-Great-One]

I do stuff and things, except for that kind of stuff and things.

[BizzarroPMP]

At 2/5/13 02:04 PM, LiquidFire wrote: I steal cars and beat up old ladies

Pity/10. Poor role models and low self esteem led to your life of crime and face painting fetish.

At 2/5/13 02:05 PM, Jumbe wrote: bitched and spring break mix well with alcohol

Rapist/10. You got those shifty eyes....

[Gagsy]

I don't really want to play but I'm a sucker for anything that involves evaluation of myself from an outside source, even if its pseudo at the very best.

[FairSquare]

I am really good at being me

[BizzarroPMP]

At 2/5/13 02:21 PM, Gagsy wrote: I don't really want to play but I'm a sucker for anything that involves evaluation of myself from an outside source, even if its pseudo at the very best.

10/10. This is healthy behavior.

[ClockworkSpace]

Threads like this are shit.

[Gagsy]

At 2/5/13 02:23 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote:

10/10. This is healthy behavior.

I now feel shamelessly, if not unnecessarily validated.

Thank you.

[UVSoaked]

Sure, why not! :)

[Provoke]

I've had a naughty relationship with a dolphin.

[Tremulos]

I don't have a sig, my user icon looked a lot cooler when I rendered it in high resolution, and this reply is the result of a complex mathematical equation and is impossible to rate accurately without 10 decimal places at the very least.

Your move (I'm white)