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Set Up For a Joke? 2013-02-04 23:05:46 Reply

Have you ever been in a situation where someone said something that set you up for the perfect zinger/reference/comeback?

Here's my example. A friend commented that he's had the Malcolm in the Middle theme song suck in his head. I responded with an appropriate lack if interest in his inane ramblings, but he took this as lack of knowledge in the subject.

He said, with much unnecessary fervo and incredulity, "please tell me you know what Malcolm in the Middle is?!"

As he finished his sentence I knew it was my duty as totally not-tiresome-at-all self proclaimed comedian and party animal to respond hilariously. So, very dryly, I responded as such:

"Yes.....no....maybe..I don't know. Could you repeat three question?"

Many Lulz were had around the while table as backs were patted and drinks were poured in my honor.

Now, sure, some might describe me as, "suave"...a, "lady killer"...or, "the perfect combination of funny, handsome and debonair. A real James Bond type"...but hey, I'm just a normal dude like you. Except better and stuff.

So have any others got a story of the perfect setup? Let's hear em, guys.

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Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to Set Up For a Joke? 2013-02-05 01:56:44 Reply

-Hitting on this girl at some venue
-She tells me she's lesbian
-I respond with a raised eyebrow, "I have a tongue!"
-She laughs her ass off and I spend the rest of the night hanging out with her and her dyke friends


"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Set Up For a Joke? 2013-02-05 12:41:42 Reply

At 2/5/13 01:56 AM, Phobotech wrote: -Hitting on this girl at some venue
-She tells me she's lesbian
-I respond with a raised eyebrow, "I have a tongue!"
-She laughs her ass off and I spend the rest of the night hanging out with her and her dyke friends

Excelsior! You are indeed the life of the party. Your Type-A personality and devilish good looks will take you places.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to Set Up For a Joke? 2013-02-05 13:05:35 Reply

this one time i told a 14 year old boy that his mother is fat


Example of my singing here

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Response to Set Up For a Joke? 2013-02-05 13:14:57 Reply

At 2/5/13 01:05 PM, FairSquare wrote: this one time i told a 14 year old boy that his mother is fat

I can see you're more into the classics.

I can respect that.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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