Have you ever been in a situation where someone said something that set you up for the perfect zinger/reference/comeback?
Here's my example. A friend commented that he's had the Malcolm in the Middle theme song suck in his head. I responded with an appropriate lack if interest in his inane ramblings, but he took this as lack of knowledge in the subject.
He said, with much unnecessary fervo and incredulity, "please tell me you know what Malcolm in the Middle is?!"
As he finished his sentence I knew it was my duty as totally not-tiresome-at-all self proclaimed comedian and party animal to respond hilariously. So, very dryly, I responded as such:
"Yes.....no....maybe..I don't know. Could you repeat three question?"
Many Lulz were had around the while table as backs were patted and drinks were poured in my honor.
Now, sure, some might describe me as, "suave"...a, "lady killer"...or, "the perfect combination of funny, handsome and debonair. A real James Bond type"...but hey, I'm just a normal dude like you. Except better and stuff.
So have any others got a story of the perfect setup? Let's hear em, guys.
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