I hope you guys realise that real sex is very often even more ridiculous than porn.
Given that you guys don't just strip and start fucking some tattooed bitch who yells and plays with your cum after while groaning youself the whole time, of course;
You can end up in bed with someone who has some kind of deformation, or skin disease that's visible only after that person strips completly and let's suppose this person was too shy to tell you about this.
Suppose you're typical 24 year old someone who considers himself "lucky", because he's having sex with semi-attractive woman who you find a good catch. And you both are semi-intelligent and after cumming you say "You're too awesome", and when you're just about to add "We should marry", and even start the sentence, she responds "No... You're awesome", and despite ignoring this moment, you both will probably remember this supid situation till the end of your lives.