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I haven't watched porn regularly since I was 16 but I remember I used to hate professional porn.

I always ended up laughing rather than fapping due to the horrible brick to brick dialogue and the seemingly mandatory anal section I always ended up skipping through as to avoid puking all of my internal organs out through my horrified ears, eyes, and nostrils.

Plus I rarely found porno women attractive. They all seemed so plastic and bleached and you just knew if you went into the picture and kicked their ass with your shoe you could inconvenience them 5000$.
I like average looking women.

At 2/3/13 06:14 AM, Xenomit wrote:
treat him like a sub-human slut, calling him a faggot every chance they get, and just brutally fucking him regardless of weather or not he likes it.

you're a fucking freak man

At 2/3/13 06:15 PM, 372 wrote:

At 2/3/13 06:14 AM, Xenomit wrote: treat him like a sub-human slut, calling him a faggot every chance they get, and just brutally fucking him regardless of weather or not he likes it.

you're a fucking freak man

I am aware of this, yes

I dislike it when people are hairy or ugly. Like when it pans up to their face and you're like [picture related]

:That said, I rarely watch porn.

When the dog keeps barking even at the end.

At 2/3/13 09:08 PM, sweet21 wrote:

At 2/3/13 03:01 PM, Luis wrote: I dont like when they are sloppy with jizz. like she makes cum bubbles and has it drip all out of her mouth. i dont need to see that shit.

I second this.

I second this

At 2/3/13 09:03 PM, Slint wrote: When the dog keeps barking even at the end.

I laughed so hard

At 2/3/13 01:05 AM, Wegra wrote: I don't know if it's just me butt these days it seems like women like to make stupid noises as they're sucking cock on purpose. I can't say it turns me on in fact it sounds stupid.

I was gonna say that. Their fuckin "Hehar hehar!" sounds... like they pretend to be shocking on the dick or whatever.

Also, dumb shots of gaping assholes. Like, they interupt the penetration to show you a gaping asshole. Seriously ? Do I look like I give a fuck what the inside of a girl's asshole looks like ?

At 2/3/13 10:47 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 2/3/13 01:05 AM, Wegra wrote: I don't know if it's just me butt these days it seems like women like to make stupid noises as they're sucking cock on purpose. I can't say it turns me on in fact it sounds stupid.

I was gonna say that. Their fuckin "Hehar hehar!" sounds... like they pretend to be shocking on the dick or whatever.

Gia Paloma does this "gack, gack, gack" sound when she gives head.

When pornstars wear frilly, lacy underwear, girly, polka dot, etc. panties and bras instead of just a simple sleek thong and bra.
Also fishnets, leggings, and corsets = no.

When the guy or girl removes her clothes before or immediately before going down on him. What's the fucking rush, no foreplay or teasing come on.

Tattoos are trashy.

When pornstars in their twenties pretend and dress like they're 18 years old. Also teen porn films are a turn off anyways.

Crooked teeth, no disgusting.

At 2/3/13 11:21 PM, nooks540 wrote: In gay porn:

I'm gonna stop you right there

There is no such thing as good gay porn (talking about real porn, gay furry porn is amazing)

At 2/3/13 11:35 PM, nooks540 wrote:

At 2/3/13 11:28 PM, Xenomit wrote: no such thing as good gay porn (talking about real porn, gay furry porn is amazing)

Are you one of those gays who like girls and animal drawings?

I'm bisexual, but I lean so far towards guys that I consider myself gay. 9 times out of 10, I would prefer a guy over a girl.

With that out of the way, yes, I am occasionally attracted to a girl, and if by animal drawings you mean furries, then yes, that too. When it comes to guys, I like them small and girly, and that's so increadibly hard to find in real porn that I don't even bother with it.

At 2/3/13 11:42 PM, nooks540 wrote:

At 2/3/13 11:39 PM, Xenomit wrote: small and girly, and that's so increadibly hard to find in real porn that I don't even bother with it.

Well for some reason or another I'm not attracted to girly features or girls for that matter, so it's not hard for me.

To me it just feels like there are too many "Straight guys" in gay porn. It's too much of a turn off.

At 2/3/13 03:07 PM, Cootie wrote: When they treat the woman with respect and don't reduce her to tears.

Guys talking/derp-grunting and music.

I hate when people are naked and having sex.

I also hate people who have sex with clothes on or partial clothes on.

Pornos need more verisimilitude in my opinion.

Umm... no "WE" don't... you shouldn't generalize... there are rare people that don't like porn of any sort... albeit... few, rare and far in between... but still

I hate it when half the hentai animation team don't even know the vaginal anatomy.