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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 09:44 PM Reply

At 2/3/13 09:08 PM, sweet21 wrote:
At 2/3/13 03:01 PM, Luis wrote: I dont like when they are sloppy with jizz. like she makes cum bubbles and has it drip all out of her mouth. i dont need to see that shit.
I second this.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 09:56 PM Reply

At 2/3/13 09:03 PM, Slint wrote: When the dog keeps barking even at the end.

I laughed so hard


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:47 PM Reply

At 2/3/13 01:05 AM, Wegra wrote: I don't know if it's just me butt these days it seems like women like to make stupid noises as they're sucking cock on purpose. I can't say it turns me on in fact it sounds stupid.

I was gonna say that. Their fuckin "Hehar hehar!" sounds... like they pretend to be shocking on the dick or whatever.

Also, dumb shots of gaping assholes. Like, they interupt the penetration to show you a gaping asshole. Seriously ? Do I look like I give a fuck what the inside of a girl's asshole looks like ?

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 11:01 PM Reply

At 2/3/13 10:47 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 2/3/13 01:05 AM, Wegra wrote: I don't know if it's just me butt these days it seems like women like to make stupid noises as they're sucking cock on purpose. I can't say it turns me on in fact it sounds stupid.
I was gonna say that. Their fuckin "Hehar hehar!" sounds... like they pretend to be shocking on the dick or whatever.

Gia Paloma does this "gack, gack, gack" sound when she gives head.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 11:14 PM Reply

When pornstars wear frilly, lacy underwear, girly, polka dot, etc. panties and bras instead of just a simple sleek thong and bra.
Also fishnets, leggings, and corsets = no.

When the guy or girl removes her clothes before or immediately before going down on him. What's the fucking rush, no foreplay or teasing come on.

Tattoos are trashy.

When pornstars in their twenties pretend and dress like they're 18 years old. Also teen porn films are a turn off anyways.

Crooked teeth, no disgusting.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 11:19 PM Reply

At 2/3/13 11:14 PM, Saen wrote: When pornstars wear frilly, lacy underwear, girly, polka dot, etc. panties and bras instead of just a simple sleek thong and bra.
Also fishnets, leggings, and corsets = no.

When the guy or girl removes her clothes before or immediately before going down on him. What's the fucking rush, no foreplay or teasing come on.

trash fashion is a must with porn tho

i love seeing loud leggings on a girl getting fucked

maybe that's just me

Tattoos are trashy.

When pornstars in their twenties pretend and dress like they're 18 years old. Also teen porn films are a turn off anyways.

Crooked teeth, no disgusting.

i agree with these three


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 11:28 PM Reply

At 2/3/13 11:21 PM, nooks540 wrote: In gay porn:

I'm gonna stop you right there

There is no such thing as good gay porn (talking about real porn, gay furry porn is amazing)


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 11:38 PM Reply

I posted here earlier, but I was high and it wasn't very good.

I can't stand fake orgasms.. especially over the top screaming. I don't like when the guy is way too rough, the girl is obviously uncomfortable. That's pretty lame and unprofessional. I also don't like when guys finger a girl super hard and fast. Most of the time it's just painful and not done right. I find it hard to watch because I had a boyfriend that tried to do that, he ended up cutting me with his fingernail which was extremely painful :)


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 11:39 PM Reply

At 2/3/13 11:35 PM, nooks540 wrote:
At 2/3/13 11:28 PM, Xenomit wrote: no such thing as good gay porn (talking about real porn, gay furry porn is amazing)
Are you one of those gays who like girls and animal drawings?

I'm bisexual, but I lean so far towards guys that I consider myself gay. 9 times out of 10, I would prefer a guy over a girl.

With that out of the way, yes, I am occasionally attracted to a girl, and if by animal drawings you mean furries, then yes, that too. When it comes to guys, I like them small and girly, and that's so increadibly hard to find in real porn that I don't even bother with it.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 11:43 PM Reply

At 2/3/13 11:39 PM, Xenomit wrote: I'm bisexual, but I lean so far towards guys that I consider myself gay. 9 times out of 10, I would prefer a guy over a girl.

Should I feel special, Xenomit?


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 11:44 PM Reply

At 2/3/13 11:42 PM, nooks540 wrote:
At 2/3/13 11:39 PM, Xenomit wrote: small and girly, and that's so increadibly hard to find in real porn that I don't even bother with it.
Well for some reason or another I'm not attracted to girly features or girls for that matter, so it's not hard for me.

To me it just feels like there are too many "Straight guys" in gay porn. It's too much of a turn off.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 11:50 PM Reply

At 2/3/13 03:07 PM, Cootie wrote: When they treat the woman with respect and don't reduce her to tears.

Guys talking/derp-grunting and music.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Feb. 4th, 2013 @ 01:34 AM Reply

I hate when people are naked and having sex.

I also hate people who have sex with clothes on or partial clothes on.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Feb. 4th, 2013 @ 05:20 AM Reply

Umm... no "WE" don't... you shouldn't generalize... there are rare people that don't like porn of any sort... albeit... few, rare and far in between... but still


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Feb. 4th, 2013 @ 05:22 AM Reply

I hate it when half the hentai animation team don't even know the vaginal anatomy.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Feb. 13th, 2013 @ 12:44 PM Reply

Scat. Bad acting (I mean unnatural moaning, stupid expressions and quarter-assed scripts). Fat. Predictability (there's nothing new, it's always the same old same old). Also, not enough creativity, they need to start using more props, special effects, camera tricks etc, all to make the scenes more livid and intense. Everything doesn't have to be real either, it just has to look real. Where's all the creative quality porn?! :/

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Jan. 12th, 2014 @ 08:55 PM Reply

Poor acting. I know I'm not getting anything good, it's porn, but sometimes the acting is just so fucking bad it seems like I'm watching a parody of porn on SNL or something.

It also irritates me when I'm browsing through pictures and I come across furry, loli, yuri, etc. It just kills the mood so fucking much.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Jan. 12th, 2014 @ 08:58 PM Reply

When the guys constantly talk and sometimes in a very creepy way that's so unnecessary. JUST SHUT UP AND FUCK THE GIRL! YOU DON'T NEED TO TALK! YOU'RE GETTING PAID FOR HAVING SEX!


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Jan. 12th, 2014 @ 09:19 PM Reply

At 2/4/13 05:22 AM, MrsXenomit wrote: I hate it when half the hentai animation team don't even know the vaginal anatomy.

Since vaginas are always cencored in Japan, i can't blame em.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Jan. 12th, 2014 @ 09:27 PM Reply

At 1/12/14 08:55 PM, Scarface wrote: Poor acting. I know I'm not getting anything good, it's porn, but sometimes the acting is just so fucking bad it seems like I'm watching a parody of porn on SNL or something.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Jan. 12th, 2014 @ 09:48 PM Reply

At 1/12/14 09:19 PM, ManDeep wrote:
At 2/4/13 05:22 AM, MrsXenomit wrote: I hate it when half the hentai animation team don't even know the vaginal anatomy.
Since vaginas are always cencored in Japan, i can't blame em.

Anime aren't realistic in anyway. The faces, the body frame, anything...

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Jan. 12th, 2014 @ 10:57 PM Reply

Unnecessary high pitched screaming.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Jan. 12th, 2014 @ 11:00 PM Reply

The constant whining and moaning as if it actually hurt or felt good to the girl.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Jan. 12th, 2014 @ 11:38 PM Reply

I don't know what it is about being a male pornstar that gives you this proclivity to constantly be sucking air in through your teeth and going "uuggghh" over and over again for the entirety of the 30 minute video.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Jan. 13th, 2014 @ 10:18 AM Reply

I hope you guys realise that real sex is very often even more ridiculous than porn.

Given that you guys don't just strip and start fucking some tattooed bitch who yells and plays with your cum after while groaning youself the whole time, of course;

You can end up in bed with someone who has some kind of deformation, or skin disease that's visible only after that person strips completly and let's suppose this person was too shy to tell you about this.

Suppose you're typical 24 year old someone who considers himself "lucky", because he's having sex with semi-attractive woman who you find a good catch. And you both are semi-intelligent and after cumming you say "You're too awesome", and when you're just about to add "We should marry", and even start the sentence, she responds "No... You're awesome", and despite ignoring this moment, you both will probably remember this supid situation till the end of your lives.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Jan. 13th, 2014 @ 11:08 AM Reply

Girl-on-girl sequences makes me feel like my tests were cut off and my penis sucked itself back in.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Jan. 13th, 2014 @ 11:15 AM Reply

PORN STARS TRYING TO ACT!!! ITS AWFUL!!!!


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Jan. 13th, 2014 @ 11:26 AM Reply

Cum and mouth. Male or female.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Jan. 13th, 2014 @ 03:21 PM Reply

Turning to see the mans face, shut up, I just want to see your butt.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) Jan. 13th, 2014 @ 03:34 PM Reply

It's annoying when it's all going well, until one of them starts shitting on the other.


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