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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 11:27:07 Reply

I hate when I look for black porn and find some white guy with his small penis fucking a black woman with her, from a white man's perspective, gaping vagina.

I understand there are some people that like interracial porn but I want every race to match. It's like the slave master went directly into the slave quarters.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 11:27:50 Reply

[Drawn porn mentioned]

When stuff is poorly drawn. I don't care if whatever setting is godlike, if the anatomy doesn't make sense, I'm out.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 14:25:48 Reply

At 2/3/13 09:59 AM, Chdonga wrote: When the title's like "Hot blonde gets face fucked by big black dick" but then it ends up being ten seconds of the blonde giving head and twenty minutes of regular sex.

Yeah Xhamster has a LOT of that going on. It's even worse how sometimes these people can't even fucking spell


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 14:29:45 Reply

At 2/3/13 01:05 AM, Wegra wrote: I don't know if it's just me butt these days it seems like women like to make stupid noises as they're sucking cock on purpose. I can't say it turns me on in fact it sounds stupid.

Lol you said 'butt'. Also are you talking about that sucking stacatto noises? Because those are real. They don't do it on purpose. They're constantly making a sucking motion so whenever there is an opening where the penis isn't, the air gets sucked in and that's the sound you hear.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 15:01:12 Reply

I dont like when they are sloppy with jizz. like she makes cum bubbles and has it drip all out of her mouth. i dont need to see that shit.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 15:07:05 Reply

When they treat the woman with respect and don't reduce her to tears.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 16:59:06 Reply

I hate when the girl starts coughing and choking on his cock. That's disgusting.
I hate when they try too hard to sound sexy. "AHH OH MY GOD YES YOUR FUCKING COCK IS SO FUCKING BIG FUCK MY FUCKING PUSSY YESSSSSSSS"
On the rare occasions that I watch threesomes with two guys, I HATE when she rubs their cocks together. Kills boners instantly.
Oh, I abhor when they refuse to fucking shave. I can't see the action through that forest.
One last thing: I hate that Asian girls always sound like they're being raped.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 17:27:00 Reply

At 2/3/13 03:07 PM, Cootie wrote: When they treat the woman with respect and don't reduce her to tears.

Sadly I hear most porn is meant to be degrading now and aim for such things, which is just plain pathetic. At least it helps to fortify the fact I dislike most of it though.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 17:45:42 Reply

I haven't watched porn regularly since I was 16 but I remember I used to hate professional porn.

I always ended up laughing rather than fapping due to the horrible brick to brick dialogue and the seemingly mandatory anal section I always ended up skipping through as to avoid puking all of my internal organs out through my horrified ears, eyes, and nostrils.

Plus I rarely found porno women attractive. They all seemed so plastic and bleached and you just knew if you went into the picture and kicked their ass with your shoe you could inconvenience them 5000$.
I like average looking women.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 18:15:05 Reply

At 2/3/13 06:14 AM, Xenomit wrote:
treat him like a sub-human slut, calling him a faggot every chance they get, and just brutally fucking him regardless of weather or not he likes it.

you're a fucking freak man

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 18:18:01 Reply

Hentai's:
-Hentai games with a story....an unskipable one.
-Later finding out the instructions were in the story T_T
IRL:
-Anything from Japan
-Cumshot *zooms to guys face for an abnormal amount of time.*
-Male pornstars no STFU
-Good fuck, lame cumshot. We talking dripplets


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 18:30:20 Reply

I dislike it when people are hairy or ugly. Like when it pans up to their face and you're like [picture related]

:That said, I rarely watch porn.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 20:54:54 Reply

I dont like slapping, anal puckering, or drinking cum from a glass or the floor. Shits straight up nasty, and slapping is straight up mean.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 21:03:31 Reply

When the dog keeps barking even at the end.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 21:08:21 Reply

At 2/3/13 03:01 PM, Luis wrote: I dont like when they are sloppy with jizz. like she makes cum bubbles and has it drip all out of her mouth. i dont need to see that shit.

I second this.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 21:44:14 Reply

At 2/3/13 09:08 PM, sweet21 wrote:
At 2/3/13 03:01 PM, Luis wrote: I dont like when they are sloppy with jizz. like she makes cum bubbles and has it drip all out of her mouth. i dont need to see that shit.
I second this.

I second this


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 21:56:59 Reply

At 2/3/13 09:03 PM, Slint wrote: When the dog keeps barking even at the end.

I laughed so hard


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 22:47:33 Reply

At 2/3/13 01:05 AM, Wegra wrote: I don't know if it's just me butt these days it seems like women like to make stupid noises as they're sucking cock on purpose. I can't say it turns me on in fact it sounds stupid.

I was gonna say that. Their fuckin "Hehar hehar!" sounds... like they pretend to be shocking on the dick or whatever.

Also, dumb shots of gaping assholes. Like, they interupt the penetration to show you a gaping asshole. Seriously ? Do I look like I give a fuck what the inside of a girl's asshole looks like ?

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 23:01:39 Reply

At 2/3/13 10:47 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 2/3/13 01:05 AM, Wegra wrote: I don't know if it's just me butt these days it seems like women like to make stupid noises as they're sucking cock on purpose. I can't say it turns me on in fact it sounds stupid.
I was gonna say that. Their fuckin "Hehar hehar!" sounds... like they pretend to be shocking on the dick or whatever.

Gia Paloma does this "gack, gack, gack" sound when she gives head.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 23:14:05 Reply

When pornstars wear frilly, lacy underwear, girly, polka dot, etc. panties and bras instead of just a simple sleek thong and bra.
Also fishnets, leggings, and corsets = no.

When the guy or girl removes her clothes before or immediately before going down on him. What's the fucking rush, no foreplay or teasing come on.

Tattoos are trashy.

When pornstars in their twenties pretend and dress like they're 18 years old. Also teen porn films are a turn off anyways.

Crooked teeth, no disgusting.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 23:19:00 Reply

At 2/3/13 11:14 PM, Saen wrote: When pornstars wear frilly, lacy underwear, girly, polka dot, etc. panties and bras instead of just a simple sleek thong and bra.
Also fishnets, leggings, and corsets = no.

When the guy or girl removes her clothes before or immediately before going down on him. What's the fucking rush, no foreplay or teasing come on.

trash fashion is a must with porn tho

i love seeing loud leggings on a girl getting fucked

maybe that's just me

Tattoos are trashy.

When pornstars in their twenties pretend and dress like they're 18 years old. Also teen porn films are a turn off anyways.

Crooked teeth, no disgusting.

i agree with these three


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 23:50:37 Reply

At 2/3/13 03:07 PM, Cootie wrote: When they treat the woman with respect and don't reduce her to tears.

Guys talking/derp-grunting and music.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-04 01:34:58 Reply

I hate when people are naked and having sex.

I also hate people who have sex with clothes on or partial clothes on.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-04 05:20:12 Reply

Umm... no "WE" don't... you shouldn't generalize... there are rare people that don't like porn of any sort... albeit... few, rare and far in between... but still


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-04 05:22:07 Reply

I hate it when half the hentai animation team don't even know the vaginal anatomy.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-13 12:44:09 Reply

Scat. Bad acting (I mean unnatural moaning, stupid expressions and quarter-assed scripts). Fat. Predictability (there's nothing new, it's always the same old same old). Also, not enough creativity, they need to start using more props, special effects, camera tricks etc, all to make the scenes more livid and intense. Everything doesn't have to be real either, it just has to look real. Where's all the creative quality porn?! :/

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2014-01-12 20:55:00 Reply

Poor acting. I know I'm not getting anything good, it's porn, but sometimes the acting is just so fucking bad it seems like I'm watching a parody of porn on SNL or something.

It also irritates me when I'm browsing through pictures and I come across furry, loli, yuri, etc. It just kills the mood so fucking much.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2014-01-12 20:58:42 Reply

When the guys constantly talk and sometimes in a very creepy way that's so unnecessary. JUST SHUT UP AND FUCK THE GIRL! YOU DON'T NEED TO TALK! YOU'RE GETTING PAID FOR HAVING SEX!


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2014-01-12 21:19:55 Reply

At 2/4/13 05:22 AM, MrsXenomit wrote: I hate it when half the hentai animation team don't even know the vaginal anatomy.

Since vaginas are always cencored in Japan, i can't blame em.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2014-01-12 21:27:10 Reply

At 1/12/14 08:55 PM, Scarface wrote: Poor acting. I know I'm not getting anything good, it's porn, but sometimes the acting is just so fucking bad it seems like I'm watching a parody of porn on SNL or something.

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