I haven't watched porn regularly since I was 16 but I remember I used to hate professional porn.
I always ended up laughing rather than fapping due to the horrible brick to brick dialogue and the seemingly mandatory anal section I always ended up skipping through as to avoid puking all of my internal organs out through my horrified ears, eyes, and nostrils.
Plus I rarely found porno women attractive. They all seemed so plastic and bleached and you just knew if you went into the picture and kicked their ass with your shoe you could inconvenience them 5000$.
I like average looking women.