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At 2/3/13 06:19 AM, MrPercie wrote:

At 2/3/13 06:14 AM, Xenomit wrote: He drops him off with all his co-workers, a bunch of construction workers, and they pretty much tape him to a pole and take turns using him as a cum dump.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

Oh sorry, I shouldn't have ruined the story for you

At 2/3/13 06:21 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 2/3/13 06:19 AM, MrPercie wrote:

At 2/3/13 06:14 AM, Xenomit wrote: He drops him off with all his co-workers, a bunch of construction workers, and they pretty much tape him to a pole and take turns using him as a cum dump.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

Oh sorry, I shouldn't have ruined the story for you

I actually just googled it.
Not bad.

At 2/3/13 06:58 AM, NerdLiife wrote: I actually just googled it.
Not bad.

Did you read the whole comic?

Look at you go

At 2/3/13 06:59 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 2/3/13 06:58 AM, NerdLiife wrote: I actually just googled it.
Not bad.

Did you read the whole comic?

Look at you go

I did. It wasn't too bad of a comic too be honest. I guess I'll just stay neutral with faux.

At 2/3/13 07:07 AM, NerdLiife wrote: I did. It wasn't too bad of a comic too be honest. I guess I'll just stay neutral with faux.

I would honestly give anything to be Sea salt. Even if it was just for a day.

At 2/3/13 07:09 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 2/3/13 07:07 AM, NerdLiife wrote: I did. It wasn't too bad of a comic too be honest. I guess I'll just stay neutral with faux.

I would honestly give anything to be Sea salt. Even if it was just for a day.

I had a feeling you would say that.

I fucking LOATHE the cameraman's INSISTENCE that we want about 4/5ths of the screen occupied by thrusting man ass, or when it's all up in the dude's taint. It's NEVER a good angle. It's a HORRIBLE place to watch.

WE GET IT. WE KNOW WHERE IT'S GOING. We're not here to see how thorough of a wax job this guy had.

the TV never gets fixed

If a girl has plastic tits and you can clearly see the scar. Big turn off.

When they're all naked and shit, what the fuck is up with that.

- Overacting by either gender
- those weird gagging noises that women make when giving blowjobs
- When the dude's dick is either really small or has some weird shape to it

When the title's like "Hot blonde gets face fucked by big black dick" but then it ends up being ten seconds of the blonde giving head and twenty minutes of regular sex.

When it doesn't end with the woman in shameful tears.

I hate when they mount the woman while fucking her doggy-style, giving you a full view of their hairy ass.

I hate when I look for black porn and find some white guy with his small penis fucking a black woman with her, from a white man's perspective, gaping vagina.

I understand there are some people that like interracial porn but I want every race to match. It's like the slave master went directly into the slave quarters.

[Drawn porn mentioned]

When stuff is poorly drawn. I don't care if whatever setting is godlike, if the anatomy doesn't make sense, I'm out.

At 2/3/13 07:49 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: @wegra only misogynists watch porn. it's derogatory towards women. women are the equals of men, not objects meant to satisfy the basal needs of men #misogyny #sexism

--supergandhi64

At 2/3/13 08:12 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: @mikeys9607 homosexuality is a sin, and so is masturbation. don't try to weasel yourself around the fact that porn is evil in 100% of all cases. there isn't a single context which could ever hope to justify carnal sins... let alone carnal sins of pornographic magnitudes #condiment #bakingsoda

--supergandhi64

At 2/3/13 09:38 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: @ragnarokia don't try to play rules lawyer here. the big man (brahman) have written the rules and the only room for misinterpretation is the one you make yourself. rationalization will only ensure you are eternally trapped in atman #christianity #islam

--supergandhi64

into masturbation hardens an objectionable metro. pornography discriminates masturbation. does pornography frown past masturbation? pornography exercises around masturbation. pornography slights the furthest drift across the busy override.

--shitposter

At 2/3/13 01:05 AM, Wegra wrote: I don't know if it's just me butt these days it seems like women like to make stupid noises as they're sucking cock on purpose. I can't say it turns me on in fact it sounds stupid.

Lol you said 'butt'. Also are you talking about that sucking stacatto noises? Because those are real. They don't do it on purpose. They're constantly making a sucking motion so whenever there is an opening where the penis isn't, the air gets sucked in and that's the sound you hear.

When they treat the woman with respect and don't reduce her to tears.

I hate when the girl starts coughing and choking on his cock. That's disgusting.
I hate when they try too hard to sound sexy. "AHH OH MY GOD YES YOUR FUCKING COCK IS SO FUCKING BIG FUCK MY FUCKING PUSSY YESSSSSSSS"
On the rare occasions that I watch threesomes with two guys, I HATE when she rubs their cocks together. Kills boners instantly.
Oh, I abhor when they refuse to fucking shave. I can't see the action through that forest.
One last thing: I hate that Asian girls always sound like they're being raped.

2 hour long videos. I don't feel like waiting for that shit.