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At 2/3/13 07:09 AM, Xenomit wrote:At 2/3/13 07:07 AM, NerdLiife wrote: I did. It wasn't too bad of a comic too be honest. I guess I'll just stay neutral with faux.I would honestly give anything to be Sea salt. Even if it was just for a day.
I had a feeling you would say that.
I fucking LOATHE the cameraman's INSISTENCE that we want about 4/5ths of the screen occupied by thrusting man ass, or when it's all up in the dude's taint. It's NEVER a good angle. It's a HORRIBLE place to watch.
WE GET IT. WE KNOW WHERE IT'S GOING. We're not here to see how thorough of a wax job this guy had.
At 2/3/13 01:07 AM, DarkMatter wrote: When the camera man (or woman) won't shutup, or feel like they need to be a part of the film.
I'm not gay or nothin' but I really want to suck that cock.
the TV never gets fixed
If a girl has plastic tits and you can clearly see the scar. Big turn off.
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At 2/3/13 08:12 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: @mikeys9607 homosexuality is a sin, and so is masturbation. don't try to weasel yourself around the fact that porn is evil in 100% of all cases. there isn't a single context which could ever hope to justify carnal sins... let alone carnal sins of pornographic magnitudes #condiment #bakingsoda
It is "spilling your seed on the floor" which is seen as a sin, so do it into someones mouth or a sock and it should be all okay.
When the title's like "Hot blonde gets face fucked by big black dick" but then it ends up being ten seconds of the blonde giving head and twenty minutes of regular sex.
I hate when I look for black porn and find some white guy with his small penis fucking a black woman with her, from a white man's perspective, gaping vagina.
I understand there are some people that like interracial porn but I want every race to match. It's like the slave master went directly into the slave quarters.
[Drawn porn mentioned]
When stuff is poorly drawn. I don't care if whatever setting is godlike, if the anatomy doesn't make sense, I'm out.
At 2/3/13 09:59 AM, Chdonga wrote: When the title's like "Hot blonde gets face fucked by big black dick" but then it ends up being ten seconds of the blonde giving head and twenty minutes of regular sex.
Yeah Xhamster has a LOT of that going on. It's even worse how sometimes these people can't even fucking spell
I have a penis
At 2/3/13 01:05 AM, Wegra wrote: I don't know if it's just me butt these days it seems like women like to make stupid noises as they're sucking cock on purpose. I can't say it turns me on in fact it sounds stupid.
Lol you said 'butt'. Also are you talking about that sucking stacatto noises? Because those are real. They don't do it on purpose. They're constantly making a sucking motion so whenever there is an opening where the penis isn't, the air gets sucked in and that's the sound you hear.
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You shouldn't have done that....
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I dont like when they are sloppy with jizz. like she makes cum bubbles and has it drip all out of her mouth. i dont need to see that shit.
When they treat the woman with respect and don't reduce her to tears.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
I hate when the girl starts coughing and choking on his cock. That's disgusting.
I hate when they try too hard to sound sexy. "AHH OH MY GOD YES YOUR FUCKING COCK IS SO FUCKING BIG FUCK MY FUCKING PUSSY YESSSSSSSS"
On the rare occasions that I watch threesomes with two guys, I HATE when she rubs their cocks together. Kills boners instantly.
Oh, I abhor when they refuse to fucking shave. I can't see the action through that forest.
One last thing: I hate that Asian girls always sound like they're being raped.
At 2/3/13 03:07 PM, Cootie wrote: When they treat the woman with respect and don't reduce her to tears.
Sadly I hear most porn is meant to be degrading now and aim for such things, which is just plain pathetic. At least it helps to fortify the fact I dislike most of it though.
I haven't watched porn regularly since I was 16 but I remember I used to hate professional porn.
I always ended up laughing rather than fapping due to the horrible brick to brick dialogue and the seemingly mandatory anal section I always ended up skipping through as to avoid puking all of my internal organs out through my horrified ears, eyes, and nostrils.
Plus I rarely found porno women attractive. They all seemed so plastic and bleached and you just knew if you went into the picture and kicked their ass with your shoe you could inconvenience them 5000$.
I like average looking women.
At 2/3/13 06:14 AM, Xenomit wrote:
treat him like a sub-human slut, calling him a faggot every chance they get, and just brutally fucking him regardless of weather or not he likes it.
you're a fucking freak man
-Hentai games with a story....an unskipable one.
-Later finding out the instructions were in the story T_T
-Anything from Japan
-Cumshot *zooms to guys face for an abnormal amount of time.*
-Male pornstars no STFU
-Good fuck, lame cumshot. We talking dripplets
At 2/3/13 06:15 PM, 372 wrote:At 2/3/13 06:14 AM, Xenomit wrote: treat him like a sub-human slut, calling him a faggot every chance they get, and just brutally fucking him regardless of weather or not he likes it.you're a fucking freak man
I am aware of this, yes
I dislike it when people are hairy or ugly. Like when it pans up to their face and you're like [picture related]
:That said, I rarely watch porn.
: "Sorry, but 'FUCK.als' already exists"
At 2/3/13 03:01 PM, Luis wrote: I dont like when they are sloppy with jizz. like she makes cum bubbles and has it drip all out of her mouth. i dont need to see that shit.
I second this.
At 2/3/13 09:08 PM, sweet21 wrote:At 2/3/13 03:01 PM, Luis wrote: I dont like when they are sloppy with jizz. like she makes cum bubbles and has it drip all out of her mouth. i dont need to see that shit.I second this.
I second this