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Well, considering I rarely watch real porn, I don't really have any pet peeves porn related...

I hate it when I'm looking through and image site, and I can't find the kind of picture I want

A few are

when the dude is moaning a lot, or more than the woman.

When the camera man (or woman) won't shutup, or feel like they need to be a part of the film.

At 2/3/13 01:05 AM, Wegra wrote: It's no secret we all love to fap to a good porno every day!

That's a problem

I just don't like watching girls give head. I dont like that much focus on a penis

fake enjoyment
unnecessary plastic surgery
spitting on cock
acting
"whore" makeup

Fake tits
Really long blowjobs....I don't wanna look at a penis.

At 2/3/13 01:20 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: Sex is an act between those involved and I absolutely loathe it when they don't give everything to the other person.

Married couple porn is for you

At 2/3/13 01:18 AM, shitposter wrote:

At 2/3/13 01:15 AM, SwankyVagrant wrote: acting

TEACHER
"well, you're failing the class, but there's ONE THING you can do to improve your grades" teacher looks suggestively at breasts

STUDENT while wearing slutty clothes
"oh golly gee i will do anything!!!!" student rubbs tits in teeacher's face

Mom
Hey Johnny's friend. is Johnny around???/

Friend
No. He went somewhere.

Mom
Oh. well you know I always thought you were such a handsome boooooy

Friend
Oh wowee Mrs Johnny's mom you ARE a pretty lady yourself

At 2/3/13 01:05 AM, Wegra wrote: ...every day!

Bullshit

At 2/3/13 01:27 AM, shitposter wrote:

At 2/3/13 01:23 AM, SwankyVagrant wrote: Mom
Hey Johnny's friend. is Johnny around???/

Friend
No. He went somewhere.

Mom
Oh. well you know I always thought you were such a handsome boooooy

Friend
Oh wowee Mrs Johnny's mom you ARE a pretty lady yourself

of course, the classic:

PIZZA DUDE
"did you order the extra large sausage pizza?" (hehehehe i'm so clever)

SOME SLUT IDK HER NAME while wearing slutty clothing
"yes i did, let me get my purse"
SOME SLUT IDK HER NAME gets her purse
"oh no i don't have any money!" spontaneously starts masturbating

PIZZA DUDE
"well you could probably pay for it some other way" slap bass plays in background

Cant forget the interracial
Black guy with that to the side and baggy pants and hiphop clothing
"YoYo homie i heard you got a white girl for me today"

Camera guy who wont shut up during porn
"Yeah bro, we got a white girl for you today. she got a fat white ass homie"

Fat ass white girl
"I have a fat white ass. Do you have a big black cock for me?"

Black guy with hiphop clothes
"Oo yeah. Oo yeah white girl. Oo yeah. you got a fat white ass.

I fucking hate that gross sound during blowjobs. Not like regular blowjobs, but more like the dude is fucking her throat and it just makes that disgusting noise like he's fucking a mud puddle.
Also "OH YEAH OMG THIS IS SO GOOD" when clearly it's nothing special.

At 2/3/13 01:52 AM, Squidbit wrote: I fucking hate that gross sound during blowjobs. Not like regular blowjobs, but more like the dude is fucking her throat and it just makes that disgusting noise like he's fucking a mud puddle.

I sometimes kinda like that gagging sound

My pet peeve is when they talk for like a half hour before anything even happens. Like, when the guy has a hidden camera in his glasses and goes out looking for a girl. It's like, okay, we get it, you're wearing glasses with a camera in it. You don't have to start rolling tape at home before you even go looking for the girl. Edit that shit!

When they talk first for like 20 min. Before getting to the action

At 2/3/13 03:25 AM, Provoke wrote: I can never finish 'cause those damn librarians keep interupting me.

You're so delightful

when there's an electronic device and the person is using it when it is obviously off or not plugged in.

idk why that just seems to ruin it for me.

How hard can it be to take off your goddamn socks!?

When the camera man turns the camera 45 degrees, I instantly lose interest in the chicks tits flapping back and forth and wonder how this dude is a professional cameraman.

Also staying on one part too long is bullshit, if your going to keep one frame for an extended period, it better be a full body shot, and not from 1000000 feet away.

I guess it's when girls in hentai just automatically start liking getting raped or something.
I just don't get it, I mean I know it's hentai and all but what the fuck? You're getting raped and now you're taking it in the ass like a champ? Come on.

I still fap to it

At 2/3/13 06:00 AM, NerdLiife wrote: I guess it's when girls in hentai just automatically start liking getting raped or something.
I just don't get it, I mean I know it's hentai and all but what the fuck? You're getting raped and now you're taking it in the ass like a champ? Come on.

Yes, some people in the world enjoy getting forcefully fucked, me included.

It's called Faux rape. He/she doesn't want to leave, but even if they wanted to they couldn't.

At 2/3/13 06:02 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 2/3/13 06:00 AM, NerdLiife wrote:

Yes, some people in the world enjoy getting forcefully fucked, me included.

It's called Faux rape. He/she doesn't want to leave, but even if they wanted to they couldn't.

Well wouldn't that more or less be role playing?

At 2/3/13 06:08 AM, NerdLiife wrote: Well wouldn't that more or less be role playing?

Nope. In a role play scenario, if the reciever says stop, it stops.

In faux rape, you like what's happening, but you wouldn't be able to stop it even if you wanted to.

In a comic called "The deep dark" a college aged guy named Alex (Referred to as Sea Salt) gets forcefully fucked by his neighbor. After he's done with him, he blindfolds him, throws him in the front seat of his car, and drives him for several hours to a work site far away from town.

He drops him off with all his co-workers, a bunch of construction workers, and they pretty much tape him to a pole and take turns using him as a cum dump.

Sea salt loves it. One of the reasons he loves it so much is because he knows that even if he wanted to leave, he wouldn't be able to. He also likes how they treat him like a sub-human slut, calling him a faggot every chance they get, and just brutally fucking him regardless of weather or not he likes it.

At 2/3/13 06:19 AM, MrPercie wrote:

At 2/3/13 06:14 AM, Xenomit wrote: He drops him off with all his co-workers, a bunch of construction workers, and they pretty much tape him to a pole and take turns using him as a cum dump.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

Oh sorry, I shouldn't have ruined the story for you

At 2/3/13 06:21 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 2/3/13 06:19 AM, MrPercie wrote:

At 2/3/13 06:14 AM, Xenomit wrote: He drops him off with all his co-workers, a bunch of construction workers, and they pretty much tape him to a pole and take turns using him as a cum dump.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

Oh sorry, I shouldn't have ruined the story for you

I actually just googled it.
Not bad.

At 2/3/13 06:58 AM, NerdLiife wrote: I actually just googled it.
Not bad.

Did you read the whole comic?

Look at you go

At 2/3/13 06:59 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 2/3/13 06:58 AM, NerdLiife wrote: I actually just googled it.
Not bad.

Did you read the whole comic?

Look at you go

I did. It wasn't too bad of a comic too be honest. I guess I'll just stay neutral with faux.