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It's no secret we all love to fap to a good porno every day! But sometimes there are some things in porn whether it be the shooting or something the person does that kills the mood. So what are you pet peeves of Porn?

I don't know if it's just me butt these days it seems like women like to make stupid noises as they're sucking cock on purpose. I can't say it turns me on in fact it sounds stupid.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 01:07:46 Reply

A few are

when the dude is moaning a lot, or more than the woman.

When the camera man (or woman) won't shutup, or feel like they need to be a part of the film.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 01:09:38 Reply

At 2/3/13 01:05 AM, Wegra wrote: It's no secret we all love to fap to a good porno every day!

That's a problem


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 01:11:04 Reply

I just don't like watching girls give head. I dont like that much focus on a penis


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 01:11:31 Reply

At 2/3/13 01:09 AM, TomTheJuggler111 wrote:
At 2/3/13 01:05 AM, Wegra wrote: It's no secret we all love to fap to a good porno every day!
That's a problem

It's an exageration :P


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 01:15:03 Reply

fake enjoyment
unnecessary plastic surgery
spitting on cock
acting
"whore" makeup


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 01:20:52 Reply

The worst thing I see which seems to happen on all none amateur porn is when the female ends up looking AT the camera, making disgusting looking faces which is probably trying to make it look like they want the person watching. First off I don't want her looking at the bloody camera, it is meant to be sex, an act between the two of them. Pay attention to the person you are having sex with you retarded bitch. That instantly turns me off. Secondly even if they were attempting to look at the viewer they could at least use their experience to make themselves not look disgusting as they do it.

It is why amateur porn is the only type I care for when it comes to 'real' porn. Videos made by people who actually love each other and want to make love and record it as they do it is absolutely what I am interested in. That show of love for each other and caring to please EACH OTHER and not please the fucking viewer.
It is also why I adore animated porn over 'real'. As the people creating the types I watch actually understand the fact that the characters involved should love each other and should care to pleasure each other.

Sex is an act between those involved and I absolutely loathe it when they don't give everything to the other person.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 01:23:15 Reply

At 2/3/13 01:18 AM, shitposter wrote:
At 2/3/13 01:15 AM, SwankyVagrant wrote: acting
TEACHER
"well, you're failing the class, but there's ONE THING you can do to improve your grades" teacher looks suggestively at breasts

STUDENT while wearing slutty clothes
"oh golly gee i will do anything!!!!" student rubbs tits in teeacher's face

Mom
Hey Johnny's friend. is Johnny around???/

Friend
No. He went somewhere.

Mom
Oh. well you know I always thought you were such a handsome boooooy

Friend
Oh wowee Mrs Johnny's mom you ARE a pretty lady yourself


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 01:26:56 Reply

At 2/3/13 01:05 AM, Wegra wrote: ...every day!

Bullshit

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 01:34:17 Reply

At 2/3/13 01:27 AM, shitposter wrote:
At 2/3/13 01:23 AM, SwankyVagrant wrote: Mom
Hey Johnny's friend. is Johnny around???/

Friend
No. He went somewhere.

Mom
Oh. well you know I always thought you were such a handsome boooooy

Friend
Oh wowee Mrs Johnny's mom you ARE a pretty lady yourself
of course, the classic:

PIZZA DUDE
"did you order the extra large sausage pizza?" (hehehehe i'm so clever)

SOME SLUT IDK HER NAME while wearing slutty clothing
"yes i did, let me get my purse"
SOME SLUT IDK HER NAME gets her purse
"oh no i don't have any money!" spontaneously starts masturbating

PIZZA DUDE
"well you could probably pay for it some other way" slap bass plays in background

Cant forget the interracial
Black guy with that to the side and baggy pants and hiphop clothing
"YoYo homie i heard you got a white girl for me today"

Camera guy who wont shut up during porn
"Yeah bro, we got a white girl for you today. she got a fat white ass homie"

Fat ass white girl
"I have a fat white ass. Do you have a big black cock for me?"

Black guy with hiphop clothes
"Oo yeah. Oo yeah white girl. Oo yeah. you got a fat white ass.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 01:52:42 Reply

I fucking hate that gross sound during blowjobs. Not like regular blowjobs, but more like the dude is fucking her throat and it just makes that disgusting noise like he's fucking a mud puddle.
Also "OH YEAH OMG THIS IS SO GOOD" when clearly it's nothing special.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 02:02:05 Reply

When they talk first for like 20 min. Before getting to the action


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 04:05:49 Reply

when there's an electronic device and the person is using it when it is obviously off or not plugged in.

idk why that just seems to ruin it for me.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 05:26:56 Reply

How hard can it be to take off your goddamn socks!?


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 05:50:17 Reply

When the camera man turns the camera 45 degrees, I instantly lose interest in the chicks tits flapping back and forth and wonder how this dude is a professional cameraman.

Also staying on one part too long is bullshit, if your going to keep one frame for an extended period, it better be a full body shot, and not from 1000000 feet away.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 06:00:44 Reply

I guess it's when girls in hentai just automatically start liking getting raped or something.
I just don't get it, I mean I know it's hentai and all but what the fuck? You're getting raped and now you're taking it in the ass like a champ? Come on.

I still fap to it
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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 06:08:03 Reply

At 2/3/13 06:02 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 2/3/13 06:00 AM, NerdLiife wrote:
Yes, some people in the world enjoy getting forcefully fucked, me included.

It's called Faux rape. He/she doesn't want to leave, but even if they wanted to they couldn't.

Well wouldn't that more or less be role playing?

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 06:58:52 Reply

At 2/3/13 06:21 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 2/3/13 06:19 AM, MrPercie wrote:
At 2/3/13 06:14 AM, Xenomit wrote: He drops him off with all his co-workers, a bunch of construction workers, and they pretty much tape him to a pole and take turns using him as a cum dump.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
Oh sorry, I shouldn't have ruined the story for you

I actually just googled it.
Not bad.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 07:07:52 Reply

At 2/3/13 06:59 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 2/3/13 06:58 AM, NerdLiife wrote: I actually just googled it.
Not bad.
Did you read the whole comic?

Look at you go

I did. It wasn't too bad of a comic too be honest. I guess I'll just stay neutral with faux.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 07:10:12 Reply

At 2/3/13 07:09 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 2/3/13 07:07 AM, NerdLiife wrote: I did. It wasn't too bad of a comic too be honest. I guess I'll just stay neutral with faux.
I would honestly give anything to be Sea salt. Even if it was just for a day.

I had a feeling you would say that.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 07:44:36 Reply

I fucking LOATHE the cameraman's INSISTENCE that we want about 4/5ths of the screen occupied by thrusting man ass, or when it's all up in the dude's taint. It's NEVER a good angle. It's a HORRIBLE place to watch.

WE GET IT. WE KNOW WHERE IT'S GOING. We're not here to see how thorough of a wax job this guy had.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 07:50:31 Reply

At 2/3/13 01:07 AM, DarkMatter wrote: When the camera man (or woman) won't shutup, or feel like they need to be a part of the film.

I'm not gay or nothin' but I really want to suck that cock.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 08:38:36 Reply

If a girl has plastic tits and you can clearly see the scar. Big turn off.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 08:39:25 Reply

At 2/3/13 08:12 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: @mikeys9607 homosexuality is a sin, and so is masturbation. don't try to weasel yourself around the fact that porn is evil in 100% of all cases. there isn't a single context which could ever hope to justify carnal sins... let alone carnal sins of pornographic magnitudes #condiment #bakingsoda

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It is "spilling your seed on the floor" which is seen as a sin, so do it into someones mouth or a sock and it should be all okay.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 09:41:42 Reply

its funny its gandhi but he promotes christianity and islam WHAT A TROLL.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 09:43:14 Reply

When they're all naked and shit, what the fuck is up with that.


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 09:53:40 Reply

- Overacting by either gender
- those weird gagging noises that women make when giving blowjobs
- When the dude's dick is either really small or has some weird shape to it


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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 09:59:37 Reply

When the title's like "Hot blonde gets face fucked by big black dick" but then it ends up being ten seconds of the blonde giving head and twenty minutes of regular sex.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 11:01:22 Reply

When it doesn't end with the woman in shameful tears.

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Response to Porn Pet Peeves (slightly Nsfw?) 2013-02-03 11:27:07 Reply

I hate when I look for black porn and find some white guy with his small penis fucking a black woman with her, from a white man's perspective, gaping vagina.

I understand there are some people that like interracial porn but I want every race to match. It's like the slave master went directly into the slave quarters.