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Sluttiest Mmo Ads? Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:26 AM Reply

A well known tactic of advertisers is to appeal to their largest demographic, and the largest demographic for MMOs just so happen to be anti-social teens going through puberty. And what better way to appeal to those kiddos than with large breasted, scantily clad women in "armor". This can range from tightly dressed to just hardly covering the genitals and tits.

Below happens to be one of the more slutty MMO ads I've seen in a while, seriously her tits are about as big as watermelons and for god knows why she's in a bikini despite the fact she's clearly shooting a bow and arrow. What's the sluttiest MMO ad character you've ever seen? And I'm talking SFW MMOs not one's that are particularly explicit.

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Response to Sluttiest Mmo Ads? Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:26 AM Reply

INB4 Evony ads.

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Response to Sluttiest Mmo Ads? Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:27 AM Reply
At 2/3/13 12:26 AM, Painbringer wrote: INB4 Evony ads.

I just ate... ugh...

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Response to Sluttiest Mmo Ads? Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:29 AM Reply

i saw a banner ad on Something Awful Dot Com Forums.net/org/qcs.gov\\\23 that was a picture of some boobs and it said "COME PLAY CYBBER NATION MY LORD" with the Impact typeface

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Response to Sluttiest Mmo Ads? Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:54 AM Reply

Lol her underboob is like folding over it

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Response to Sluttiest Mmo Ads? Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:55 AM Reply
At 2/3/13 12:29 AM, shitposter wrote: i saw a banner ad on Something Awful Dot Com Forums.net/org/qcs.gov\\\23 that was a picture of some boobs and it said "COME PLAY CYBBER NATION MY LORD" with the Impact typeface

I know that ad all to well.

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Response to Sluttiest Mmo Ads? Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 01:03 AM Reply
At 2/3/13 12:29 AM, shitposter wrote: i saw a banner ad on Something Awful Dot Com Forums.net/org/qcs.gov\\\23 that was a picture of some boobs and it said "COME PLAY CYBBER NATION MY LORD" with the Impact typeface

I spit out my drink and everything

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Response to Sluttiest Mmo Ads? Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 01:19 AM Reply

The chick in that ad has the draw string behind her breasts that arrow wouldn't even go two feet also she's wearing a bikini when it is clearly cold outside.

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Response to Sluttiest Mmo Ads? Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 01:28 AM Reply

This MMO add is against prostitution! Instead they give their females bodies for free!

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Response to Sluttiest Mmo Ads? Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 01:44 AM Reply

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Response to Sluttiest Mmo Ads? Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 03:27 AM Reply

The ad for Age of Conan: Unleashed that has a sword going across a pair of boobs, and then zooms into the boobs at the end.

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Response to Sluttiest Mmo Ads? Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 03:29 AM Reply

blizzard making light of rape with their ads was very distasteful

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this is not something to "get horny and j.o. 2"

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Response to Sluttiest Mmo Ads? Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 04:26 AM Reply
At 2/3/13 12:26 AM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: And what better way to appeal to those kiddos than with large breasted, scantily clad women in "armor".

Doesn't that appeal work on pretty much the entire male population?

Below happens to be one of the more slutty MMO ads I've seen in a while

Actually that's definitely the sluttiest ad I've seen so far. Here's one though..

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Response to Sluttiest Mmo Ads? Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 04:28 AM Reply

Also this one...

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Response to Sluttiest Mmo Ads? Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 04:29 AM Reply

Also Allods. Wonder how many players these games actually lure in...

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Response to Sluttiest Mmo Ads? Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 04:42 AM Reply
At 2/3/13 01:19 AM, reeperskull wrote: The chick in that ad has the draw string behind her breasts that arrow wouldn't even go two feet also she's wearing a bikini when it is clearly cold outside.

Then again, logic doesn't really factor in these ads, takes up too much space.

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