Alternatives for cursing

[TomTheJuggler111]

I think it is a lost practice of mankind. The teenage generation of today(which yes, I am a part of) is so quick to drop F bombs all over the place and swear up and down at the slightest misfortune. Or even swearing for good reasons, like using "fuck" as a celebratory term. I mean nowadays the word "shit" can practically be used to replace any noun. "I got that shit and fuckin took it over to the place where I keep all my other shit" <----you have no clue what items the person is referring to. We need to start finding creative alternatives for cursing again, the kind which can only be found in the elderly living today. What happened to the times when people dropped and broke a glass and proclaimed "Oh darn my luck!"? Idk I just think there is a whole portion of exclamatory words that could do to be re-applied to modern vocabulary.

Anyways, what are some of your favorite alternatives for curse words?
Personally, i like "Fiddlesticks"

[Xenomit]

I personally don't get why saying fuck in public is a bad thing. It's just a word, it's not even offensive to any race or religion.

[TomTheJuggler111]

At 2/2/13 11:26 PM, Xenomit wrote: I personally don't get why saying fuck in public is a bad thing. It's just a word, it's not even offensive to any race or religion.

I agree, I think there doesnt have to be restrictions on words, its just that those words are SO overused. I think mankind could do to mix it up with more words. Like i said in the paragraph, I hear people use "shit" for 4 different items in one sentence

[BloodCoveredWolf]

Son of a biscuits

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

My teacher said to say 'firetruck' instead of fuch

[Slacker013]

Gee willikers mister when I shoved my woody into your girlfriends punani last night just doesn't flow as easy as I fucked your girlfriend...

[TheColourAwesome]

lol the fuck is this

[TomTheJuggler111]

At 2/2/13 11:39 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote: lol the fuck is this

I laughed really hard when I read this :p

[BasedBubbus]

i hate people who use alternatives to cursing so they can feel like they have a "wide vocabulary"

[YellowisCOOL]

I swear, but I can't help it because it's a habit. I usually don't use alternatives.

[DevourerJay]

Who cares? cursing's become mainstream... even TV shows say words that were banned 5~10 years ago now, like bitch and ass... sure people over do it, however now a days there's really no alternative.

[UVSoaked]

Bull spit is my favourite. Use it wisely.

[Painbringer]

Of all the words for feces, why is "shit" the only one that is considered offensive?

Is it just because the word has more to do with the excretion process than the actual substance?

[hecticjon]

why do people give a

*ahem*

SHIT

about cursing

[UVSoaked]

At 2/3/13 12:25 AM, Painbringer wrote: Of all the words for feces, why is "shit" the only one that is considered offensive?

Is it just because the word has more to do with the excretion process than the actual substance?

I'd say it's more to do with etiquette, rather than it being offensive.

[kisame]

MOTHERFUCKER SHIT GODDAMN ASSHOLE TOOK MY SHIT BITCH FUCKING JEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KillerSkull]

At 2/2/13 11:38 PM, Slacker013 wrote: Gee willikers mister when I shoved my woody into your girlfriends punani last night just doesn't flow as easy as I fucked your girlfriend...

You messed up and said "fuck."

[BigBadtheBazz]

At 2/2/13 11:23 PM, TomTheJuggler111 wrote: I think it is a lost practice of mankind. The teenage generation of today(which yes, I am a part of) is so quick to drop F bombs all over the place and swear up and down at the slightest misfortune. Or even swearing for good reasons, like using "fuck" as a celebratory term. I mean nowadays the word "shit" can practically be used to replace any noun. "I got that shit and fuckin took it over to the place where I keep all my other shit" <----you have no clue what items the person is referring to. We need to start finding creative alternatives for cursing again, the kind which can only be found in the elderly living today. What happened to the times when people dropped and broke a glass and proclaimed "Oh darn my luck!"? Idk I just think there is a whole portion of exclamatory words that could do to be re-applied to modern vocabulary.

LISTEN CUNT, I DON'T FUCKING NEED YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT NONSENSE ABOUT FUCKING CUSSING I CAN FUCKING CUSS
ALL I WANT YOU CUNT MOTHERFUCKER GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING ALTERNATIVES!!!! I WILL FUCKING
KILL YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY AND I WILL BE SAYING FUCK THE ENTIRE TIME SO GO FUCKING FUCK YOURSELF
YOU BITCH ASS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TL;DR: I disagree with your opinion.

[TheColourAwesome]

At 2/3/13 12:27 AM, shitposter wrote: why do people give a

*ahem*

SHIT

about cursing

how lame. This type of this is in every swearing thread. I'm sorry mate. But it's not funny.

[supergandhi64]

@tomthejuggler111 my alternative to cussing would be... not cussing at all. be pure and immaculate in all things; pure in body, pure in mind, pure in actions and pure in words #power #tao

--supergandhi64

[Sekhem]

cursing is a rape of language

please don't do it

you are DEGRADING the quality of language and making it fuzzy and less precise, like those stupid asian languages

[Cyberdevil]

Fuck that shit.

Really though, I've never noticed the trend, must be limited to the country of origin.

[3Flay]

At 2/2/13 11:38 PM, Slacker013 wrote: Gee willikers mister when I shoved my woody into your girlfriends punani last night just doesn't flow as easy as I fucked your girlfriend...
my woody into your girlfriends punani
punani

OH FUCK HAHAHA

[Cyberdevil]

At 2/3/13 03:21 AM, Sekhem wrote: you are DEGRADING the quality of language and making it fuzzy and less precise, like those stupid asian languages

Only when they're dubbed...

[Phobotech]

Replacing "shit" with "trash" was always pretty catchy to me.

And I'm a sucker for Lobo's "fraggin'"...though I've yet to deploy it into a scenario and make it NOT sound ridiculous.

[ArabFreak]

"Profanity is a matter of superstition. The idea that there are certain sequences of sounds which, if said, will make everybody feel very uncomfortable for reasons that they can't quite explain is a very primitive notion."

- John McWhorter

[Ragnarokia]

Hells Bells and Buckets of Blood.
That line is very powerful to say and helps get a lot out of your system while at the same time not being "cursing"

[satanbrain]

At 2/2/13 11:23 PM, TomTheJuggler111 wrote:

Anyways, what are some of your favorite alternatives for curse words?

Sarcasm.

[ClockworkSpace]

At 2/2/13 11:23 PM, TomTheJuggler111 wrote: broke a glass and proclaimed "Oh darn my luck!"?
Personally, i like "Fiddlesticks"

I'd rather be arrested for disturbing the peace than ever say either of those things

[Slint]

Gosh darnit guys, stop saying no no words.