Okay. Asking somebody how long they believed in Santa Claus is so stupid, you can't even consider it a topic suitable for idle conversation.
But if you still wanna knowï»¿ how long I believed in some old fat guy who wears a funky red suit, I can tell you this:
I've never believed in him, ever.
The Santa that showed up at my kindergarten Christmas festival, I knew he was fake.
And I never saw Mommy kissing Santa or anything, but I have to say that even as a little kid, I knew better than to believe in some old man that only worked one day a year.
So what about you NG, how long did you believe in santa?