Believing in Santa?

[Nor]

Okay. Asking somebody how long they believed in Santa Claus is so stupid, you can't even consider it a topic suitable for idle conversation.

But if you still wanna know how long I believed in some old fat guy who wears a funky red suit, I can tell you this:

I've never believed in him, ever.

The Santa that showed up at my kindergarten Christmas festival, I knew he was fake.
And I never saw Mommy kissing Santa or anything, but I have to say that even as a little kid, I knew better than to believe in some old man that only worked one day a year.

So what about you NG, how long did you believe in santa?

[Turd]

I was like 6 when that was out the window.
My mother also told me the pre-school I went to was called The Teddy Bear House and never corrected me. Up to 7th grade, I called it the Teddy Bear House.
Fuck her.

[TheColourAwesome]

I knew when my Mother had bi-polar and she gave me a cardboard kaleidoscope for Christmas.

[Sword-of-Kings]

At 2/2/13 08:55 PM, Nor wrote: So what about you NG, how long did you believe in santa?

I never did. My parents never tried tricking me into believing in him.

[Franco20]

At 2/2/13 08:55 PM, Nor wrote:

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So what about you NG, how long did you believe in santa?

I believed in Santa until I was 5.
Pretty much nothing to say about it.

At 2/2/13 08:56 PM, Provoke wrote: Hold on, getting christmas hat.

Holy shit bro, why is Aradia bleeding?

[Viper]

I haven't believed in santa since I was like...6.
When my dad woke me up at like midnight and had me help wrap shit for people xD

[Dr-Worm]

Never. Yay Judaism!

[KillerSkull]

At 2/2/13 09:00 PM, SwankyVagrant wrote: i believed in santa until i was like 8

Pretty much the same thing for me. It was fun.

[Gumbadillo]

I can't remember believing in santa.
I did believe in trolls though, to the age of 11 I guess?

And not the shitty internet version of it.

[Nor]

At 2/2/13 09:05 PM, Provoke wrote:

At 2/2/13 09:01 PM, Franco20 wrote:

At 2/2/13 08:56 PM, Provoke wrote: Hold on, getting christmas hat.

Holy shit bro, why is Aradia bleeding?

She is so kawaii her own nose is bleeding.

I like the hat

[Nor]

At 2/2/13 09:22 PM, Cootie wrote: I honestly figured out it was bullshit in Kindergarten. Just too many people for it to work and I asked my mom if he was real and she came out and told the truth. Zero fucks were given that day. Seeing kids go into double digits believing in Santa is absolutely insane.

Double digits seriously? I have never seen that.

[Gimmick]

Pretty much never. We never celebrated christmas and it seemed ridiculous. Although I did go along with the celebrations held at my school and all, I never believed in him.

[SatanBrain]

Never have I. I was not lied to.

[k6ka]

I only believed in Santa for a few hours... really! When I first learned in school and told my mom, she told me it was all lies. Since I was really young back then, I believed her. Good thing I did.

[Turd]

At 2/2/13 10:25 PM, shitposter wrote:

At 2/2/13 08:57 PM, 3Flay wrote: My mother also told me the pre-school I went to was called The Teddy Bear House and never corrected me. Up to 7th grade, I called it the Teddy Bear House.

that's just hilarious

Lol it was embarrassing.

[DevourerJay]

my kid got wise at around 8... this year i finally confirmed it

[Cyberdevil]

At 2/2/13 08:55 PM, Nor wrote: So what about you NG, how long did you believe in santa?

I don't remember, so it must not have been long. At home we never had Santa actually 'Appear' though, some presents were just from Santa. So I suppose he was a bit of a believable mystery at first.

[Slint]

At 2/2/13 08:55 PM, Nor wrote: So what about you NG, how long did you believe in santa?

What do you mean how long did I believe in santa?
So you think he isn't real? Are you stupid?

[TheColourAwesome]

At 2/3/13 12:20 AM, DevourerJay wrote: my kid got wise at around 8... this year i finally confirmed it

Good. Children like to be able to trust their parents and not feel like they're being made feel younger than they feel.

[Zanthas]

Fuck off Kyon

[Art3misZer0]

I used to believe in him until I was about 10. Then I told my younger cousins that he wasn't real.

[DevourerJay]

At 2/3/13 09:16 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:

At 2/3/13 12:20 AM, DevourerJay wrote: my kid got wise at around 8... this year i finally confirmed it

Good. Children like to be able to trust their parents and not feel like they're being made feel younger than they feel.

well it didn't help that when she was 9 she went to the bathroom while Jade and I were wrapping her gifts... -__-