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why my tits are better than yours Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 07:51 PM Reply

1. my tits are brown. FACT
2. my tits come with a dick approximately 2 feet below them. FACT
3. my tits wont squirt milk when you squeeze them. FACT
4. my tits come with a manly man supporting them. no hurt backs. FACT
5. my tits aren't constrained by a bra. FACT.


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Response to why my tits are better than yours Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 07:54 PM Reply

I've got pecs. FACT


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Response to why my tits are better than yours Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 07:55 PM Reply

At 2/2/13 07:51 PM, SwankyVagrant wrote: 3. my tits wont squirt milk when you squeeze them.

That's too bad. We wish you the best of luck.

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Response to why my tits are better than yours Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 07:56 PM Reply

No me. You don't like breastmilk? I thought most guys liked that


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Response to why my tits are better than yours Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 08:03 PM Reply

ew guys no
breast milk is nasty


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Response to why my tits are better than yours Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 08:04 PM Reply

At 2/2/13 07:51 PM, SwankyVagrant wrote: 3. my tits wont squirt milk when you squeeze them. FACT

You fail to work with a common fetish then.


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Response to why my tits are better than yours Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 08:05 PM Reply

At 2/2/13 07:57 PM, Provoke wrote: Bitch, my tits are better than yours.

My tits can touch the floor.

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Response to why my tits are better than yours Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 08:23 PM Reply

At 2/2/13 08:05 PM, shitposter wrote:
At 2/2/13 08:04 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: You fail to work with a common fetish then.
i have 40 GB on my computer solely dedicated to lactation porn thank you VERY much

Mind sharing that?


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Response to why my tits are better than yours Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 08:24 PM Reply

At 2/2/13 07:55 PM, Scintillating wrote:
At 2/2/13 07:51 PM, SwankyVagrant wrote: 3. my tits wont squirt milk when you squeeze them.
That's too bad. We wish you the best of luck.

Lol


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Response to why my tits are better than yours Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 08:51 PM Reply

idk

Mine work better with a certain sex act than yours ever could.


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Response to why my tits are better than yours Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 09:12 PM Reply

Tits coming with a dik? Is that you TurkeyBasedGawed?


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Response to why my tits are better than yours Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 09:25 PM Reply

Milo, stop changing your name.


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Response to why my tits are better than yours Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 10:32 PM Reply

At 2/2/13 07:54 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote: I've got pecs. FACT

no pecs, no sex FACT


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Response to why my tits are better than yours Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 11:04 PM Reply

what about these babies

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Response to why my tits are better than yours Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 11:32 PM Reply

My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like,
Its better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge