So, are you at all important in the world, or do you know anyone popular/famous in any way?
I am the son of two people who used to hang out with the likes of The Ramones, and Iggy Pop. I have written songs and recorded them with bands who have had hits. My mom's cousin is a producer for MTV. My grandmother's name maiden name was Windsor. As in Windsor Castle. As in I have royal blood in my veins. I have met and shaken hands with Steven Spielberg, and my wife's grandfather knows Morgan Freeman well enough to call and talk to him on the phone. I have also met, and hugged Linda Blair, (the Exorcist girl) shaken hands with Mickey Rooney, shaken hands with Kane Hodder, (the guy who plays Jason Voorhees) and not to mention I got to meet David Carradine before he died. (That's the guy from Kung Fu and Bill from Kill Bill.)
Mind you, none of this makes me think I'm better or more special than the next guy or girl. I'm not trying to brag, that would be damned impolite and rather ignorant. I just have these cool little things about my family, and my life that are interesting. So I wanted to share.
Tell me something interesting about yourself newgrounds.
Late blooming is cool, because now I get to fuck all my enemies old girlfriends. So, in closing, suck my mutha fuckin dick yo.