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What Do Men Want?

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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 19:59:31


Not to be nagged to oblivion about how he is "morally obligated" to do something for you


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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 20:02:17


Beer, sammich and sex. he can be 23 or 53 and that'll be what he wants.

Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 20:16:53


Most of us could care less. Just give a bit of recognition and sex and we're good.


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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 21:05:14


Tell us some of his interests.

Anal, he wants anal...

Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 22:52:12


Here goes to the 60+ people getting trolled in this thread

Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 23:00:02


I know I'm generally a woman at heart for saying stuff like this, but I usually like love letters and artsy and craftsy stuff made by my girlfriend. they're honestly the best gifts


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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 23:19:38


At 2/2/13 07:10 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Buy the biggest pack of condoms and wrap them up with a note saying these are all getting used tonight.

Or anal.

The condom part is a good idea


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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-03 03:36:50


At 2/2/13 11:19 PM, AshleKetchem wrote:
At 2/2/13 07:10 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Buy the biggest pack of condoms and wrap them up with a note saying these are all getting used tonight.

Or anal.
The condom part is a good idea

Screw condoms. Condoms are so impersonal. like you fuck your coworker with a condom. Go out and buy some lingerie (anything french maid-esque is usually good). First off, since the men of this world have sunken to a point where chivalry is now dead, at least Valentine's Day should be one day where your man can truly be a gentleman to you, let him cater to you. if he loves you, that should be the biggest thing he's looking forward to that day. For instance, I bought my girlfriend some lingerie(cause we are still a relatively new couple and i'm showing her what I like), a necklace, clothes, her favorite chocolate, and I will be getting her roses, and I am taking her out to dinner. Let him fucking pamper you and treat you like a princess like any proper gentleman should. Go out to a nice restaurant, dress fancy, make sure HE PAYS! then return home, tell him to get comfy on the couch and that you just need to run to the bathroom quick, change into the lingerie and come out scantily dressed and once he sees you, walk straight up to him, get on his lap and reward him for all his efforts throughout the day


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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-03 05:36:58


Give him black ops 2.

done.

Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-03 05:40:33


At 2/3/13 05:36 AM, killer32 wrote: Give him black ops 2.

It's not what I would want be I'd go with this.

Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-09 11:47:29


Since I don't have a girlfriend, what my folks mostly do is give out valentine candy to my brother and I. Last year, they simply put it out one night like Santa would. So I guess we should say that Cupid put that candy there? He's the closest Valentine's Day has to an Easter Bunny/Santa Claus figure.


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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-09 12:48:28


Sex.


The latest: Hexa #96 (Apr)

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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-09 12:51:21


I dunno.

But I'll pre-empt your next question.

February the 14th.

Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-09 12:59:21


At 2/3/13 05:36 AM, killer32 wrote: Give him black ops 2.

I object. GTA 5 would be much better .


The latest: Hexa #96 (Apr)

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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-09 13:09:01


At 2/9/13 12:59 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/3/13 05:36 AM, killer32 wrote: Give him black ops 2.
I object. GTA 5 would be much better .

I agree with this. I'd much rather play GTA than some shitty Call Of Duty game.


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