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What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 12:20:14 Reply

On valentines day?
I'm moving out, so I'll have my own place this year. My boyfriends 23 if that matters
Whats the perfect valentines day for a man?
I need gift ideas! Food ideas? IDEAS in general


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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 12:24:18 Reply

@ashleketchem i think you'd know your boyfriend better than any of the fora posters. what does he do when he has spare time? what does he like? stuff like that... he's a guy, yes. he's also an individual #valentine #2013

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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 12:25:03 Reply

something thoughtful, classy, and heartfelt, like a blowjob.


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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 12:31:02 Reply

a bigger dick.


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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 12:31:51 Reply

At 2/2/13 12:31 PM, HighWay wrote: a bigger dick.

For themselves, I hope.

I just want a girlfriend.


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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 12:38:30 Reply

Get him s fifth of Maker's Mark. He will enjoy it.


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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 12:41:04 Reply

Anything that vibrates... all guys want to try playing with vibrators but they're too embarrassed to ever go and buy one. (I've never actually talked to any other guys about this, but I am just extrapolating from my own experience)

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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 12:46:36 Reply

@lionzntiggerz gross dude... that's so gay. the guy in question is straight, you should have figured from how he has a girlfriend. just because you admit to projecting your own homosexual urges does not make it ok... it's sinful #hatefulgod #sin


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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 12:48:33 Reply

I'd say something thoughtful and whatnot.
Granted I for one would like to have someone to be with on Valentines Day....but eh whatever.....

At 2/2/13 12:40 PM, dragoswrath wrote: Take him to chuck E cheese.
Men love chuck E cheese. He can play ski ball AND eat pizza. What's not to like?

That actually sounds awesome! o:


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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 12:50:56 Reply

At 2/2/13 12:31 PM, Ericho wrote: I just want a girlfriend.

Who needs a girlfriend anyway? AHAHAHahahaha...
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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 12:52:04 Reply

A back massage, a romantic dinner (depending on who's cooking), for you to dress beautifully (so actually spend time picking out a sexy thong) and behave nicely.

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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 12:52:27 Reply

At 2/2/13 12:46 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: @lionzntiggerz gross dude... that's so gay. the guy in question is straight, you should have figured from how he has a girlfriend. just because you admit to projecting your own homosexual urges does not make it ok... it's sinful #hatefulgod #sin

You don't have to stick it up your ass, you could just try putting it on your pecker. I think they make ones for your dick, actually, like it wraps around your dick and you turn it on and just lie back and enjoy. That would be awesome

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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 12:53:19 Reply

At 2/2/13 12:46 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: @lionzntiggerz gross dude... that's so gay. the guy in question is straight, you should have figured from how he has a girlfriend. just because you admit to projecting your own homosexual urges does not make it ok... it's sinful #hatefulgod #sin

Where's your ~~superfag69 jizz mark?

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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 12:59:10 Reply

At 2/2/13 12:48 PM, Viper50 wrote:
At 2/2/13 12:40 PM, dragoswrath wrote: Take him to chuck E cheese.
Men love chuck E cheese. He can play ski ball AND eat pizza. What's not to like?
That actually sounds awesome! o:

Although what he wants depends on the type of person he is, in any case Chuck E Cheese is your best bet.


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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 13:23:33 Reply

At 2/2/13 12:59 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:
At 2/2/13 12:48 PM, Viper50 wrote:
At 2/2/13 12:40 PM, dragoswrath wrote: Take him to chuck E cheese.
Men love chuck E cheese. He can play ski ball AND eat pizza. What's not to like?
That actually sounds awesome! o:
Although what he wants depends on the type of person he is, in any case Chuck E Cheese is your best bet.

Aw damn I wish :( None of those here, im in canada and a small town at that.


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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 13:26:05 Reply

At 2/2/13 12:46 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: @lionzntiggerz

Do you realize you can reply and quote?

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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 13:26:44 Reply

just fuck him already


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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 13:31:30 Reply

@sword-of-kings quotes are redundant now. they only append unnecessary text to your own post. stick to the topic, though. there's already a thread about the new features. every thread doesn't have to be a meta thread #live #berlin

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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 13:34:45 Reply

Do this and say something like:
"Honey, I'm your gift"

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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 13:35:34 Reply

At 2/2/13 01:23 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: Aw damn I wish :( None of those here, im in canada and a small town at that.

Damn......I guess Valentine's day is ruined now :c


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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 13:36:01 Reply

At 2/2/13 12:46 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: @lionzntiggerz gross dude... that's so gay. the guy in question is straight, you should have figured from how he has a girlfriend. just because you admit to projecting your own homosexual urges does not make it ok... it's sinful #hatefulgod #sin

Holy shit! You forgot the "--supergandhi64" bullshit at the end of your post! Keep it up!

At 2/2/13 01:31 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: @sword-of-kings quotes are redundant now.

Why did they suddenly become redundant? What if someone posted more than once in a thread? It's a lot better to just quote someone to avoid confusion.

On topic: I don't really know what I'd want for Valentines day. I guess I'd just want chocolate.

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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 13:37:01 Reply

Honestly I don't think men expect anything in terms of gifts on Valentine's. It's a chance for them to do something nice for their girl and spoil her a bit. So the one thing most men want (or at least I do) is for my girl to have a nice day, like her card/gift and enjoy spending time with me.

So even if your boyfriend makes a real mess of things, just make sure you make him feel good about it and make sure he realises you are having a good time. I'd be happy with that.


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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 13:38:08 Reply

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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 13:58:27 Reply

Just your company alone will suffice.

And blowjobs.

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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 14:09:01 Reply

Show up naked; bring beer.

Or maybe get him a 'fuck about in a supercar' ticket thing, if you want to spend money on it. IMO, tits are just as likely to impress though, and getting them out is free.

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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 14:31:28 Reply

I'm thinking Beer pot and sex sounds like a fantastic night. Maybe I'll just keep it simple


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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 14:33:07 Reply

We just want to not be nagged.

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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 14:33:13 Reply

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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 14:35:09 Reply

At 2/2/13 02:31 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: I'm thinking Beer pot and sex sounds like a fantastic night. Maybe I'll just keep it simple

That sounds good.
Though having all three of those together in the ball pit at a Chuck E. Cheese would have been better.....


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Response to What Do Men Want? 2013-02-02 14:36:48 Reply

A mouth on the knob and a finger up the ass


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