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Things not to do or say in court Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 07:17 AM Reply

Name something you should'nt do or say in a court room.

Flirt with the judge....if you're a man.


I have a penis

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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 07:18 AM Reply

masturbate.


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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 07:18 AM Reply

take a shit


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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 07:24 AM Reply

She deserved it, anyway!


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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 07:45 AM Reply

At 2/2/13 07:24 AM, tonypar16 wrote: She deserved it, anyway!

She didn't just deserve it she ASKED for it wearing such a skimpy little outfit


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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 08:02 AM Reply

At 2/2/13 07:45 AM, Halberd wrote:
At 2/2/13 07:24 AM, tonypar16 wrote: She deserved it, anyway!
She didn't just deserve it she ASKED for it wearing such a skimpy little outfit

And I put it to the jury that not one of you can deny the shear sexual magnetism of that child.


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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 08:11 AM Reply

Every time I go to court I always see people wearing something like this.

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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 11:33 AM Reply

Lie.


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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 11:58 AM Reply

Show up without a lawyer.


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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:02 PM Reply

Keep it quiet.

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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:02 PM Reply

show up in a spongebob squarepants shirt


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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:26 PM Reply

say your guilty


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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:28 PM Reply

@sekhem lol check out this thread there's some funny jokes here. "say your guilty" ahaha #jokes #lol

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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:50 PM Reply

Quietly whisper to yourself and out of nowhere shout at someone thats not even there.
Also try starting a fight with a random person.


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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:57 PM Reply

Stand up, point your index finger at the prosecutor, take a deep breath and shout at the top of your lungs...

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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 03:54 AM Reply

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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 04:08 AM Reply

Sleep. Text message. Play Pokemon.

At 2/2/13 07:17 AM, Wegra wrote: Flirt with the judge....if you're a man.

But of course that depends on the judge...

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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 04:11 AM Reply

Blatantly announce that a person's guilty, even though it's so much fun.


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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 04:16 AM Reply

At 2/3/13 04:08 AM, Provoke wrote: Bring a toilet inside.

And then use the toilet inside.

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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 04:16 AM Reply

bring out the dancing lobsters early.


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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 04:53 AM Reply

At 2/2/13 11:33 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: Lie.

Tell the truth.

At 2/3/13 04:16 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/3/13 04:08 AM, Provoke wrote: Bring a toilet inside.
And then use the toilet inside.

And not flush toilet.


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Response to Things not to do or say in court Feb. 3rd, 2013 @ 05:01 AM Reply

At 2/3/13 04:53 AM, Gimmick wrote:
At 2/3/13 04:16 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/3/13 04:08 AM, Provoke wrote: Bring a toilet inside.
And then use the toilet inside.
And not flush toilet.

And forget the paper.