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Man walks into a bar Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 10:07 PM Reply

What happens next?


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 10:08 PM Reply

Buttsex


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 10:08 PM Reply

Gets crunk!


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 10:08 PM Reply

Ow... who put this piece of shit here?


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 10:09 PM Reply

He drinks himself into a tepid unyielding coma due to being associated with such a thread.

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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 10:10 PM Reply

At 2/1/13 10:08 PM, Xenomit wrote: Buttsex

we have win


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:35 AM Reply

He says "Ouch".


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:39 AM Reply

He leaves at once because drinking is immoral.

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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 01:43 AM Reply

At 2/1/13 10:07 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: What happens next?

The person called Man goes to the toilet, but forget his wallet in the car. He turned around and found himself on the floor somehow. He looked at the floor and saw that he stepped on a melon. He stood up and end up losing his head due to a flying sawblade. The sawblade was shocked and apologized to the Man, who's head is now missing.
The man took his wallet out of the car and went home.


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 01:56 AM Reply

Was he English, Scottish or Irish?


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 02:29 AM Reply

At 2/1/13 10:08 PM, Xenomit wrote: Buttsex

Are you doing the buttsex


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 03:19 AM Reply

"This isn't my apartment!"


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 03:20 AM Reply

At 2/1/13 10:10 PM, tox wrote:
At 2/1/13 10:08 PM, Xenomit wrote: Buttsex
we have win

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Man walks into a bar


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 03:21 AM Reply

he has a revelation and leaves the bar and his sinful ways behind, vowing to never drink again. he's cured of his terminal alcoholism, it's a miracle! hallelujah! hallelujah! thank you based god #hallelujah #christianity

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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:02 AM Reply

At 2/1/13 10:07 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: What happens next?

He gets knocked down! But he gets up again! They're never gonna keep him down.

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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 06:37 AM Reply

At 2/1/13 10:07 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: What happens next?

he buys halberd a drink halberd appreciates the drink


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 07:16 AM Reply

At 2/2/13 01:56 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: Was he English, Scottish or Irish?

The future of that man depends on this very question.


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 09:06 AM Reply

Who cares what happens next? A dyslexic man walks into a bra.


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 09:13 AM Reply

At 2/1/13 10:07 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: What happens next?

He dies. Pity, he still owed me a beer.


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 09:19 AM Reply

He gets a couple of drinks then leaves.


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 11:07 AM Reply

He drinks himself to death since his wife just left him, he lost his job and his kids hate him.


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 11:26 AM Reply

At 2/2/13 11:25 AM, shitposter wrote: he chats up a woman, they hit it off and they both go back to his apartment.

spoiler alert the woman is princessluna

double spoiler the man is pansexual


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:06 PM Reply

At 2/1/13 10:07 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: What happens next?

Chuck Norris.
That's what happens.

Man walks into a bar


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:12 PM Reply

Gets deepthroated.

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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:28 PM Reply

At 2/1/13 10:07 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: What happens next?

Probably one of the most generic jokes ever, I wonder how many times it have been overused...

I remember one joke that made fun of it where the bartender said, "Is this some kind of a joke?" because a rabbi, fireman, and some random guy walked in.


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:11 PM Reply

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, why the long face?

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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:12 PM Reply

At 2/1/13 10:07 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: What happens next?

He misses 20 games with Concussion.


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:12 PM Reply

A duck walks into a bar, orders a beer and says put it on my bill.

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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:28 PM Reply

Man sits down on a stool. Barkeeper asks him, if he wants something to drink. Man orders a water.
Other man on another stool asks why the fuck he is ordering water and insults him with the word ''pussy''.
Man deducts that Other man is quite drunk and says that he should mind his own business.
Other man is seemingly annoyed by this, as he then states that Man should go fuck himself, because he is a pussy.
Man, although normally peaceful, walks towards Other Man and threatens him with a blow to the head.
Other man states that he likes Man's attitude and that he wouldn't want to fight with someone so muscular.
Man is startled, but thanks Other man.
Other man winks and says that Man is really handsome.
Man leans towards Other man.
Man kisses Other man.
Other man starts caressing Man's crotch.
Barkeeper asks if they are gay or something.
Man says yes.
Other man says yes.
Barkeeper says he doesn't want their kind over here.
Man and Other man leave together.


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Response to Man walks into a bar Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 06:48 PM Reply

He is dead, he walked into it and Final Destination shit happened where the mans stomach was ripped open by the bar and he is dead. Such a funny joke.


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