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Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 10:08 PM
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Ow... who put this piece of shit here?
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Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 10:09 PM
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He drinks himself into a tepid unyielding coma due to being associated with such a thread.
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Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 10:10 PM
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At 2/1/13 10:08 PM, Xenomit wrote: Buttsex
we have win
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Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:39 AM
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He leaves at once because drinking is immoral.
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Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 01:43 AM
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At 2/1/13 10:07 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: What happens next?
The person called Man goes to the toilet, but forget his wallet in the car. He turned around and found himself on the floor somehow. He looked at the floor and saw that he stepped on a melon. He stood up and end up losing his head due to a flying sawblade. The sawblade was shocked and apologized to the Man, who's head is now missing.
The man took his wallet out of the car and went home.
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Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 02:29 AM
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At 2/1/13 10:08 PM, Xenomit wrote: Buttsex
Are you doing the buttsex
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Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 03:20 AM
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At 2/1/13 10:10 PM, tox wrote:At 2/1/13 10:08 PM, Xenomit wrote: Buttsexwe have win
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Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 03:21 AM
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he has a revelation and leaves the bar and his sinful ways behind, vowing to never drink again. he's cured of his terminal alcoholism, it's a miracle! hallelujah! hallelujah! thank you based god #hallelujah #christianity
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Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:02 AM
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At 2/1/13 10:07 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: What happens next?
He gets knocked down! But he gets up again! They're never gonna keep him down.
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Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 06:37 AM
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At 2/1/13 10:07 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: What happens next?
he buys halberd a drink halberd appreciates the drink
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Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 07:16 AM
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At 2/2/13 01:56 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: Was he English, Scottish or Irish?
The future of that man depends on this very question.
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Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 09:06 AM
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Who cares what happens next? A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 09:13 AM
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At 2/1/13 10:07 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: What happens next?
He dies. Pity, he still owed me a beer.
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Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 09:19 AM
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He gets a couple of drinks then leaves.
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Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 11:07 AM
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He drinks himself to death since his wife just left him, he lost his job and his kids hate him.
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Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 11:25 AM
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he chats up a woman, they hit it off and they both go back to his apartment.
spoiler alert the woman is princessluna
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Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 11:26 AM
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At 2/2/13 11:25 AM, shitposter wrote: he chats up a woman, they hit it off and they both go back to his apartment.
spoiler alert the woman is princessluna
double spoiler the man is pansexual
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Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:06 PM
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At 2/1/13 10:07 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: What happens next?
Chuck Norris.
That's what happens.
I'm afraid I can't do that, Star Fox.
Do a barrel roll.
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Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:28 PM
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At 2/1/13 10:07 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: What happens next?
Probably one of the most generic jokes ever, I wonder how many times it have been overused...
I remember one joke that made fun of it where the bartender said, "Is this some kind of a joke?" because a rabbi, fireman, and some random guy walked in.
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Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:11 PM
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, why the long face?
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Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:12 PM
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At 2/1/13 10:07 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: What happens next?
He misses 20 games with Concussion.
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Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:12 PM
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A duck walks into a bar, orders a beer and says put it on my bill.
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Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:28 PM
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Man sits down on a stool. Barkeeper asks him, if he wants something to drink. Man orders a water.
Other man on another stool asks why the fuck he is ordering water and insults him with the word ''pussy''.
Man deducts that Other man is quite drunk and says that he should mind his own business.
Other man is seemingly annoyed by this, as he then states that Man should go fuck himself, because he is a pussy.
Man, although normally peaceful, walks towards Other Man and threatens him with a blow to the head.
Other man states that he likes Man's attitude and that he wouldn't want to fight with someone so muscular.
Man is startled, but thanks Other man.
Other man winks and says that Man is really handsome.
Man leans towards Other man.
Man kisses Other man.
Other man starts caressing Man's crotch.
Barkeeper asks if they are gay or something.
Man says yes.
Other man says yes.
Barkeeper says he doesn't want their kind over here.
Man and Other man leave together.
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