Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

At 2/1/13 09:16 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: It's amusing that people have created this thing in February, where later in the month Valentines Day follows. The single most day where such acts of pleasure are expected.

i'm not single so i don't have to jerk off on v-day neener neener neener

Tch, bitch please, I resolved myself for No Fap 2013, haven't technically done it since the end of last year. I've gotten close to breaking at some points but then you get into a rhythm and it doesn't suck too much. But from this month forward, I'm not even going to have close moments, no porn, nothing. I don't need temporary pleasure to sate my carnal lust, my morality, and my willingness to prove my self control is all I need. Or something like that that justifies my actions, whatevs, I said I'll do it, and I'mma do it, wait and see.

BELIEVE IT!

Also, some motivational music. Don't break guys, you can do it.

Hell fucking no.

I'm stressed the hell out at college. Masturbation, antacids and rock 'n' roll has been my only friend

I just failed this about 15 minutes ago.

At 2/1/13 09:52 PM, naronic wrote: I'm a bastard, I know...

ZONE is worse. He posted his Skullgirls hentai recently...

Anyway, since I just woke up, I'm gonna report later.

Day 2, still doing fine.

I pushed my dick for a fraction of a second, but didn't masturbate quite.

Phew.

Fapped. Opened General and noticed the thread.

fml

At 2/2/13 08:28 AM, Amaranthus wrote: I pushed my dick for a fraction of a second, but didn't masturbate quite.

Phew.

Okay, I admit it, I fapped.

Blegh, I wasn't gonna last for a month anyway.

At 2/2/13 09:32 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 2/2/13 08:28 AM, Amaranthus wrote: I pushed my dick for a fraction of a second, but didn't masturbate quite.

Phew.

Okay, I admit it, I fapped.

Blegh, I wasn't gonna last for a month anyway.

You lack the willpower, my friend.

At 2/2/13 09:34 AM, MrSaint wrote:

At 2/2/13 09:32 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 2/2/13 08:28 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

It's puberty, I swear.

At 2/2/13 09:35 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 2/2/13 09:34 AM, MrSaint wrote:

At 2/2/13 09:32 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 2/2/13 08:28 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

It's puberty, I swear.

Go bang some hot chix, maaang

At 2/1/13 01:05 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: I lost.
oh well. theres always next year.

What are you even talking about? Girls can't fap, dawg. Fap is the sound of a hand or both hands furiously sliding up an down a shaft, not some pussy shit (pun) like rubbin' your 'giny and making a feeble shlick.

Also, I'm doing fine. Just gotta keep busy. Like ol' drippy says: "idle hands reach for the genitals"

2nd day boyz!

Day 2

Nothing worth mentioning happened today. I had the feeling that my testicle are tingling though.
But it could be just my imagination.

This is February 2nd, and already I failed! Then again, I might have failed on the first of February. Truth be told, I will say that I do not masturbate every single day like I used to. Good thing I didn't learn how to until after the September 11th attacks, which you might have heard from a Louis CK routine.

Welp
I have failed... :/

I have Failed.At 2/1/13 09:52 PM, naronic wrote:

I told you it was impossible.

I lose.

However, I still have motivation and shall try again. I must not be defeated. If I do, then I'll never forgive myself.

... Oh, who am I kidding, I'm horrible at self-imposed challenges.

I jacked off 4 times in February so far

sry penis

Well it's day 2 and I still haven't fapped. I need to get out of the habit of holding my penis while I sit down though. I just hold it up without rubbing it so it doesn't count as fapping. Less of an urge to fap than yesterday though.

At 2/2/13 09:55 AM, MrSaint wrote: Go bang some hot chix, maaang

I'm scared to see what you mean by "bang" in that context.

Day 3

I decided to watch some of ZONE's older flash anis. That... was stupid to do.
It's like having a lot of candy in front of you, but you aren't allowed to eat any.

By the way, eating candy helped killing my boner for some reason...

At 1/31/13 06:42 AM, HighWay wrote: I'm only doing till Valentines Day.

then I'll spread my love all over a tissue.

Why? Because then you can cry because the eruption didn't take place inside a woman?

got an urge to masturbate the other morning to to morning wood but day 3 is here and not a single rub off.

Day 3. Cousin is over. Not allowed to fap. I should be safe for the day. Urge to fap is low.

Not sure if I'll get through tonight, but Day 3 seems to be a strong one.

im down my landlord gave me 500 to leave a day earlier instead of getting forced to leave following day and paying 3 months of rent owed thatnice now im livin in a shared room on a fuckin bunkbwd this is laame wonbe masturbating anytime aoon all got is my pda right now

At 2/2/13 12:39 PM, FistofGreedo wrote: I have Failed.At 2/1/13 09:52 PM, naronic wrote:

At more than one thing.