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It's an evil plot from terrorist Feminazis to destroy our souls and become mindless slaves to their whim!
Nice try, Feminazis.
Oh man, I almost watched some porn and fucked it up but remembered at the last second not to.
You won't get me that easily!
It's amusing that people have created this thing in February, where later in the month Valentines Day follows. The single most day where such acts of pleasure are expected.
Tch, bitch please, I resolved myself for No Fap 2013, haven't technically done it since the end of last year. I've gotten close to breaking at some points but then you get into a rhythm and it doesn't suck too much. But from this month forward, I'm not even going to have close moments, no porn, nothing. I don't need temporary pleasure to sate my carnal lust, my morality, and my willingness to prove my self control is all I need. Or something like that that justifies my actions, whatevs, I said I'll do it, and I'mma do it, wait and see.
Also, some motivational music. Don't break guys, you can do it.
Even as I walk through the shadow of the Valley of Death, I shall fear no Evil. Semper Fidelis
Hell fucking no.
I'm stressed the hell out at college. Masturbation, antacids and rock 'n' roll has been my only friend
Apple is a communist dynasty that is trying to take the world down in flames under its oppressive boot. Samsung will surge the universe into glory #androidnation
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At 2/1/13 09:52 PM, naronic wrote: I'm a bastard, I know...
ZONE is worse. He posted his Skullgirls hentai recently...
Anyway, since I just woke up, I'm gonna report later.
At 2/2/13 09:32 AM, Amaranthus wrote:At 2/2/13 08:28 AM, Amaranthus wrote: I pushed my dick for a fraction of a second, but didn't masturbate quite.Okay, I admit it, I fapped.Phew.Blegh, I wasn't gonna last for a month anyway.
You lack the willpower, my friend.
At 2/2/13 09:35 AM, Amaranthus wrote:At 2/2/13 09:34 AM, MrSaint wrote:It's puberty, I swear.At 2/2/13 09:32 AM, Amaranthus wrote:At 2/2/13 08:28 AM, Amaranthus wrote:
Go bang some hot chix, maaang
At 2/1/13 01:05 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: I lost.
oh well. theres always next year.
What are you even talking about? Girls can't fap, dawg. Fap is the sound of a hand or both hands furiously sliding up an down a shaft, not some pussy shit (pun) like rubbin' your 'giny and making a feeble shlick.
Also, I'm doing fine. Just gotta keep busy. Like ol' drippy says: "idle hands reach for the genitals"
Nothing worth mentioning happened today. I had the feeling that my testicle are tingling though.
But it could be just my imagination.
This is February 2nd, and already I failed! Then again, I might have failed on the first of February. Truth be told, I will say that I do not masturbate every single day like I used to. Good thing I didn't learn how to until after the September 11th attacks, which you might have heard from a Louis CK routine.
You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock