No fap February

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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 07:32 PM Reply

what am i supposed to do instead, have sex? haha i'm married that is not a thing that happens.


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 07:59 PM Reply

At 1/31/13 10:39 AM, naronic wrote: You know why don't you kids just buy a good working antiaphrodisiac like libidno if you're so intent on making "no-fap months?

That's cheating.

The whole point is to see if you have enough self control to suppress your urges for an entire month.


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 08:02 PM Reply

Alright I'm gonna try seriously! Good luck to all! May the least horny win.


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 08:03 PM Reply

I think I made it to the 4th last year.

I'm going to try and make it to the 5th.


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 08:04 PM Reply

If fapping is banned then shouldn't sex be banned for a month also?

The whole point is to withhold your load, right?

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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 08:06 PM Reply

At 1/31/13 08:03 PM, Piggler wrote: I think I made it to the 4th last year.

I'm going to try and make it to the 5th.

You dirty little piglet


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 08:10 PM Reply

I'll give it a try........

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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 08:22 PM Reply

I might try to do this, like I did for No Shave November.

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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 08:47 PM Reply

At 1/31/13 07:58 PM, Revoke wrote:
At 1/31/13 07:32 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: what am i supposed to do instead, have sex? haha i'm married that is not a thing that happens.
can i have sex then

sure

anyway there's really no reason not to masturbate except "i use up too many tissues ;_;"


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 10:09 PM Reply

LET'S DO THIS


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 10:10 PM Reply

well i failed


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 10:24 PM Reply

I'll do this
Even though I don't necessarily fap regularly


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Response to No fap February Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 02:07 AM Reply

At 1/31/13 08:10 PM, EthanBrazukas wrote: I'll give it a try........

No fap February failed.

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Response to No fap February Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 02:12 AM Reply

Considering the fact that one will only experience ~75 Februaries in their life, it seems foolish to waste one of them embarking on a fruitless quest that serves only to prevent your "ambitions".

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Response to No fap February Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 02:15 AM Reply

for one month? please, i challenge you all to "no fap life". who's got the stones? i think i'm more than a match for any of you, besides i've already got decades in headstart of not spilling my seed to the ground. i guess this is what it's like to be morally superior... winning without even trying

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Response to No fap February Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 02:24 AM Reply

At 2/1/13 02:15 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: for one month? please, i challenge you all to "no fap life".

I failed that when I was 11.


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Response to No fap February Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 02:27 AM Reply

Why would sex not count? Surely the point of this is to show you are not enthralled by lust and pleasure, sex is far more gratifying than masturbating.

As for if I will take this seemingly pointless quest. No. Why would I want to refuse the pleasure arising from thoughts of my partner? I would rather be alive than dead inside.


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Response to No fap February Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 03:44 AM Reply

Meh, I'll try it out.

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Response to No fap February Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 03:51 AM Reply

Day 1: Okay, I feel decent. Nothing big.

Let's do a log everyone. Could be fun.

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Response to No fap February Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 03:53 AM Reply

At 1/31/13 06:41 AM, aListers wrote: Sex doesn't count.

Sex should count. This is no challenge.


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Response to No fap February Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 03:53 AM Reply

I'm in. Just rubbed one out and I will see if it tides me over. I will probably only be able to get the real deal once per week and I am used to doing it daily so this may prove to be difficult.


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Response to No fap February Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 07:49 AM Reply

At 2/1/13 02:27 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: Why would sex not count? Surely the point of this is to show you are not enthralled by lust and pleasure, sex is far more gratifying than masturbating.

As for if I will take this seemingly pointless quest. No. Why would I want to refuse the pleasure arising from thoughts of my partner? I would rather be alive than dead inside.

I heard once that no fap months were originally invented to encourage people who fap every day of the year to get a girlfriend. I only take part as a test of self control but that rule's there just incase you interpretate it that way.

It's only been one day and I've already started getting urges though. I'm not sure if I'll be able to make it this month.


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Response to No fap February Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 07:53 AM Reply

I'll use myself as a test monkey. In case I'll go insane, you guys will be the first one to know.


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Response to No fap February Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 08:46 AM Reply

Oh right I lost twice a bit after midnight.

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Response to No fap February Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 08:50 AM Reply

At 2/1/13 08:46 AM, Saen wrote: Oh right I lost twice a bit after midnight.

Bro, do you even lift?


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Response to No fap February Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 08:53 AM Reply

Challenge accepted. I think. This applies to everyone, right?

At 1/31/13 06:41 AM, aListers wrote: Sex doesn't count.

No fap February


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Response to No fap February Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 08:56 AM Reply

At 2/1/13 07:53 AM, Pkmn2 wrote: I'll use myself as a test monkey. In case I'll go insane, you guys will be the first one to know.

Good riddance


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Response to No fap February Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 09:37 AM Reply

At 2/1/13 08:50 AM, Cootie wrote:
At 2/1/13 08:46 AM, Saen wrote: Oh right I lost twice a bit after midnight.
Bro, do you even lift?

Bro just ask my Frats!! Phelta dig fag

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Response to No fap February Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 09:45 AM Reply

Too late.

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Response to No fap February Feb. 1st, 2013 @ 09:50 AM Reply

Total failure.


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