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4.17 / 5.00 16,516 Viewswhat am i supposed to do instead, have sex? haha i'm married that is not a thing that happens.
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At 1/31/13 10:39 AM, naronic wrote: You know why don't you kids just buy a good working antiaphrodisiac like libidno if you're so intent on making "no-fap months?
That's cheating.
The whole point is to see if you have enough self control to suppress your urges for an entire month.
Just a chick with a dick.
Alright I'm gonna try seriously! Good luck to all! May the least horny win.
I think I made it to the 4th last year.
I'm going to try and make it to the 5th.
If fapping is banned then shouldn't sex be banned for a month also?
The whole point is to withhold your load, right?
At 1/31/13 08:03 PM, Piggler wrote: I think I made it to the 4th last year.
I'm going to try and make it to the 5th.
You dirty little piglet
Just a chick with a dick.
I might try to do this, like I did for No Shave November.
At 1/31/13 07:58 PM, Revoke wrote:At 1/31/13 07:32 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: what am i supposed to do instead, have sex? haha i'm married that is not a thing that happens.can i have sex then
sure
anyway there's really no reason not to masturbate except "i use up too many tissues ;_;"
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I'll love you forever
Cool people have lots of text here, but I couldn't come up with anything clever.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.
I'll love you forever
Cool people have lots of text here, but I couldn't come up with anything clever.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.
I'll do this
Even though I don't necessarily fap regularly
At 1/31/13 08:10 PM, EthanBrazukas wrote: I'll give it a try........
No fap February failed.
Considering the fact that one will only experience ~75 Februaries in their life, it seems foolish to waste one of them embarking on a fruitless quest that serves only to prevent your "ambitions".
for one month? please, i challenge you all to "no fap life". who's got the stones? i think i'm more than a match for any of you, besides i've already got decades in headstart of not spilling my seed to the ground. i guess this is what it's like to be morally superior... winning without even trying
--supergandhi64
At 2/1/13 02:15 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: for one month? please, i challenge you all to "no fap life".
I failed that when I was 11.
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What have I done with my life?
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Why would sex not count? Surely the point of this is to show you are not enthralled by lust and pleasure, sex is far more gratifying than masturbating.
As for if I will take this seemingly pointless quest. No. Why would I want to refuse the pleasure arising from thoughts of my partner? I would rather be alive than dead inside.
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At 1/31/13 06:41 AM, aListers wrote: Sex doesn't count.
Sex should count. This is no challenge.
I'm in. Just rubbed one out and I will see if it tides me over. I will probably only be able to get the real deal once per week and I am used to doing it daily so this may prove to be difficult.
Girls just wanna have fun.
At 2/1/13 02:27 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: Why would sex not count? Surely the point of this is to show you are not enthralled by lust and pleasure, sex is far more gratifying than masturbating.
As for if I will take this seemingly pointless quest. No. Why would I want to refuse the pleasure arising from thoughts of my partner? I would rather be alive than dead inside.
I heard once that no fap months were originally invented to encourage people who fap every day of the year to get a girlfriend. I only take part as a test of self control but that rule's there just incase you interpretate it that way.
It's only been one day and I've already started getting urges though. I'm not sure if I'll be able to make it this month.
???-2004?=dark ages, 2005?=atomic betty era, 2006=red dwarf era, 2007-2009=newgrounds era, 2009-on= anime era.
What have I done with my life?
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I'll use myself as a test monkey. In case I'll go insane, you guys will be the first one to know.
Oh right I lost twice a bit after midnight.
At 2/1/13 08:46 AM, Saen wrote: Oh right I lost twice a bit after midnight.
Bro, do you even lift?
Girls just wanna have fun.
Challenge accepted. I think. This applies to everyone, right?
At 1/31/13 06:41 AM, aListers wrote: Sex doesn't count.
: "Sorry, but 'FUCK.als' already exists"
At 2/1/13 07:53 AM, Pkmn2 wrote: I'll use myself as a test monkey. In case I'll go insane, you guys will be the first one to know.
Good riddance
At 2/1/13 08:50 AM, Cootie wrote:At 2/1/13 08:46 AM, Saen wrote: Oh right I lost twice a bit after midnight.Bro, do you even lift?
Bro just ask my Frats!! Phelta dig fag
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