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No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 06:41 AM Reply

Tomorrow is February so once again it's no fap February. Basicly if you fap this february then you lose. If you go the whole of February without fapping then you win. Sex doesn't count.

I'm telling you all today because usually when people tell me on the 1st - I've already failed.

I suceeded last year but most people failed on the 2nd or 3rd day. Hopefully you can do better. Good luck!


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 06:42 AM Reply

I'm only doing till Valentines Day.

then I'll spread my love all over a tissue.


Kiss my ass

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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 08:20 AM Reply

there goes my birthday plans


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 08:26 AM Reply

I always forget. But this time I'll give it a try. My record is a week so this should be challenging.

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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 08:30 AM Reply

Shouldn't this be the other way around, a month where you absolutely must fap every day. Where's the fun in this? :P


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 08:41 AM Reply

Where do people come up with this shit?


Because I know only stupid people increase the birth rate
I'm just about dumb enough to hold up a sperm bank

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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 08:42 AM Reply

At 1/31/13 08:30 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Shouldn't this be the other way around, a month where you absolutely must fap every day. Where's the fun in this? :P

doesn't ng already do this


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 08:42 AM Reply

At 1/31/13 08:30 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Shouldn't this be the other way around, a month where you absolutely must fap every day.

I'm pretty sure this is widely considered by most males with an internet connection as "Every single month of the year".


Because I know only stupid people increase the birth rate
I'm just about dumb enough to hold up a sperm bank

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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 10:35 AM Reply

Can I hump a pillow? Or a cat?
A cat is fine, too. Right?


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 10:39 AM Reply

You know why don't you kids just buy a good working antiaphrodisiac like libidno if you're so intent on making "no-fap months?


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 11:20 AM Reply

Welp, guess I'd better watch as much porn as possible today if I'm going to be unable to watch it for a month.

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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 11:34 AM Reply

It seems like a new month is nominated as the "no fap" month of the year


you're all doing a great job

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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 11:38 AM Reply

At 1/31/13 08:42 AM, Jumbe wrote:
At 1/31/13 08:30 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Shouldn't this be the other way around, a month where you absolutely must fap every day. Where's the fun in this? :P
doesn't ng already do this

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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 05:55 PM Reply

I like how it's tactfully the shortest month of the year.

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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 05:57 PM Reply

Does sctinking count?

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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 05:58 PM Reply

At 1/31/13 05:57 PM, Provoke wrote: Does sctinking count?

Hey Provoke

Hey

Hey Provoke

He said that sex doesn't count


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 06:00 PM Reply

this is a horrible idea. not only that but impossible. there is no rehab in the world that can keep me from my dr pepper r34


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 06:01 PM Reply

At 1/31/13 05:58 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/31/13 05:57 PM, Provoke wrote: Does sctinking count?
Hey Provoke

Hey

Hey Provoke

He said that sex doesn't count

I just got dumped I'm going to lose this.

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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 06:01 PM Reply

That's impossible.

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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 06:12 PM Reply

what do i win? anxiety?


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 06:12 PM Reply

At 1/31/13 06:01 PM, Provoke wrote: I just got dumped I'm going to lose this.

Would using dildos count as fapping?

I'd think it wouldn't


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 06:14 PM Reply

At 1/31/13 06:12 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/31/13 06:01 PM, Provoke wrote: I just got dumped I'm going to lose this.
Would using dildos count as fapping?

I'd think it wouldn't

Fuck it I'm not doing the thing anyway
YOLO

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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 06:21 PM Reply

Veni, Vidi, Vici.


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 06:25 PM Reply

At 1/31/13 06:12 PM, Xenomit wrote: Would using dildos count as fapping?

Since there's no real prize or contestants, you'd only be cheating yourself by looking for workarounds.


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 06:44 PM Reply

fuck it, i'll do it


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 06:51 PM Reply

I'mma do it
No I'm serious this time
Guys
Like come one guys
Seriously

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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 06:52 PM Reply

At 1/31/13 06:51 PM, saqwert wrote: Like come one guys

No you come one


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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 06:54 PM Reply

At 1/31/13 06:52 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 1/31/13 06:51 PM, saqwert wrote: Like come one guys
No you come one

Bruh seriously
I cum three bruh

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Response to No fap February Jan. 31st, 2013 @ 06:55 PM Reply

YOLO amiright


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