Animator: http://luis.newgrounds.com/ officially has:
G. "Tell Africa I'll call them in the morning."
Animator: ittekimasu (http://ittekimasu.newgrounds.com) officially has:
J. I was reading and didn't realize my boyfriend was asleep when he suddenly said "All that matters is you're safe." ("Safe from what?") "From the cave sharks."
I. I was sharing a bed with a friend, he was asleep and I was awake. I farted, it smelled like death. A few seconds later, he sat up, turned to me and asked "watcha cookin?"
K. Yesterday, my husband was snoring while still half awake.. And out of the blue, he says to me "I stagger my snores to hide my numbers."
W. Wife: <deep sigh> I don't think it's ever going to pass.
Me: What's not?
Wife: My blanket.
Me: Your blanket?
Me: Pass what?
P. "stop smoking, you know the dogs said not to."
B. "the whales have eaten all my sunscreen"
X: "FETCH ME MY SWORD!"
H. I lost the Magna Carta, guys.. Help me find it!
How's everyone doing on their parts so far? I know one of you is pretty close to done already.