SLEEP TALKERS COLLAB
There was a topic on Reddit today about things people have said while asleep.
I think these statements would make a funny animated collab where each animator takes a statement and animates that awkward moment when it happened!
ANIMATORS AND VOICE ACTORS: If you're interested, please PM me a link to something you've animated/voiced and which of the following you'd like to animate/voice:
A. "you can put the sugar on the fence to prevent weasels"
B. "the whales have eaten all my sunscreen"
C. "My hands are on fire, I've got to shut the door."
D. kid once clapped twice really loudly while sleeping and simply said "silence."
E. A friend texted me one night after I had fallen asleep asking me if I was still awake. Somehow I texted her in my sleep "I'm not, but others are..."
F. My husband told me he once woke up to me grasping at his ass and saying "I'm catching your, I'm catching your, I'm catching your memories!"
G. "Tell Africa I'll call them in the morning."
H. I lost the Magna Carta, guys.. Help me find it!
I. I was sharing a bed with a friend, he was asleep and I was awake. I farted, it smelled like death. A few seconds later, he sat up, turned to me and asked "watcha cookin?"
J. I was reading and didn't realize my boyfriend was asleep when he suddenly said "All that matters is you're safe." ("Safe from what?") "From the cave sharks."
K. Yesterday, my husband was snoring while still half awake.. And out of the blue, he says to me "I stagger my snores to hide my numbers."
L. Brother sat bolt upright and said very sternly, "I NEED A TRADE"
M. "Give me your bra, I'm making chili..."
N. "You're my favorite Asian." I'm not Asian.
O. A small creature ran across my roof, and my sleeping girlfriend stiffened up, opened her eyes, and said in a voice much higher pitched than her usual voice: "it's heeeeeereee!"
She then went back to sleep. I did not.
P. "stop smoking, you know the dogs said not to."
Q. My girlfriend, in the middle of tossing and turning, shook her fist in the air and said "HAM!" very angrily.
R. Woke up about 3 am and wife was whispering in her sleep 'there is a creature here from the strong'. I thought WTF? And rolled over... Only to see a glowing eye floating about 4 inches below my ceiling across the room. ...reached for my gun and flashlight. Aimed both at the eye and discovered our smoke detector had fallen out of its housing and was hanging by some wires with the green 'everything's OK' light glowing happily away.
S. "I don't know how I don't know how I don't know how" (You don't know how to what?) "Smash the cupcakes." (Why would you want to do that?) "So one doesn't become the leader."
T. "YOU CAN'T HAVE MY PANCREAS"
U. "give me a glass of ocean milk."
V. "We have to sue them for everything. Including the waffles. Sweet waffles....(pause and snoring)...(mumbles something about booty and Mrs. Butterworth)."
W. Wife: <deep sigh> I don't think it's ever going to pass.
Me: What's not?
Wife: My blanket.
Me: Your blanket?
Me: Pass what?
X. "FETCH ME MY SWORD!"
Y. My ex sat straight up in the middle of a nap and yelled "HOW MUCH DOES CHURCH COST?!?!", at the top of his lungs, and then laid right back down. I Couldn't stop laughing.
Z. One night when I fell asleep before my boyfriend, I let out a high-pitched "weeee!". He asked me what that was all about, not knowing I was sleep-talking, and I replied, "you know, weeee! Like the game." ("What game?") "The crock pot game."
If your skillz are up to snuff I'll PM you back and tell you you've got the part, then I'll post in this thread a new list of available parts to choose from. Make sure you check the latest list before sending your request PM.
Rating: Safe for work, pg-13
Stage size: 700x394
Framerate: 24 fps
1. name all your library items with: [your username]_[library item name].
2. encapsulate your entire piece in a movieclip
3. Don't code anything beyond stop(); and play(); and gotoAndPlay(); commands.
4. If you have a voice actor you want to work with, just let me know, otherwise I'll assign VAs to Animators
5. Have fun!