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How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 13:34:52 Reply

i've never done/bought drugs before.
i want to know the proper way of going about asking to buy some.
So let's say I want to buy weed. here's how I would do it:
"Hey can I get some?"
"How much is your kush?"
"I have 20 dollars. What can i get?"


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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 13:35:59 Reply

Go to your local pharmacist, find the desired drug and / or ask at the counter, hand over money and receive drugs.


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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 13:38:30 Reply

At 1/29/13 01:34 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: i've never done/bought drugs before.

Really? That's boring. You're boring.

i want to know the proper way of going about asking to buy some.

Just ask around. Say, "Hey, do you know anyone I can get some weed from?" It's nothing to feel ashamed of. It's not heroin.

So let's say I want to buy weed. here's how I would do it:
"Hey can I get some?"
"How much is your kush?"
"I have 20 dollars. What can i get?"

All of these are good questions, and ultimately you will find someone.

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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 13:40:00 Reply

silkroad.com

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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 13:49:17 Reply

I buy weed with my credit card.

Most of the people who call me a dumb stoner don't even have a credit card.


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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 13:51:14 Reply

At 1/29/13 01:49 PM, DarkMatter wrote: I buy weed with my credit card.

Most of the people who call me a dumb stoner don't even have a credit card.

At a shop or that iphone attachment thing


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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 13:51:46 Reply

People might try to rip you off if you go in with questions like that. Have a friend that knows about it buy for you at first or have them explain it to you, it's a lot easier than trying to piece together information you got off the internet. If you don't have any friends that take the drug ask around until you find one.


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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 13:52:42 Reply

At 1/29/13 01:49 PM, DarkMatter wrote: I buy weed with my credit card.

Most of the people who call me a dumb stoner don't even have a credit card.

Do you get it from a medical dispensary or is your dealer seriously that pretentious?

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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 13:53:13 Reply

The first person you go up to will be an undercover officer and you be put in prison/juvy for 6 months.


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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 13:54:17 Reply

Sometimes the clinics just use the Iphone thing.


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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 13:56:01 Reply

Just remember that after buying drugs from somebody, you're supposed to beat him up and take back the money and take all the drugs he has on him.

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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 14:00:18 Reply

At 1/29/13 01:53 PM, Timmy wrote: The first person you go up to will be an undercover officer and you be put in prison/juvy for 6 months.

im going to buy it from ghetto kids


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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 14:16:12 Reply

At 1/29/13 01:56 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Just remember that after buying drugs from somebody, you're supposed to beat him up and take back the money and take all the drugs he has on him.

This kid's been doing his homework.

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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 14:49:59 Reply

Simply go to the local high school and find the first student doing one or more of the following:
wearing multiple clothing items with Rasta colors
wearing hemp shoes
has dreadlocks
always has their hood up
looks exceptionally tired (disheveled hair and/or dirty clothes)
has bloodshot eyes
smells like weed
is selling weed

Your search should be over quickly


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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 15:11:05 Reply

drugs are bad. even well documented medical and commercial pharmaceuticals. especially medical and commercial pharmaceuticals. all drugs contain government microchips. if you ingest or somehow administer drugs topically, intravenously, subcutaneous, intravitreal, nasally, intramuscular or orally you will in 9 out of 10 cases be letting nanomachines into your body. these foreign elements will wrest control of your mind and make you more suggestible

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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 15:13:50 Reply


--supergandhi64

Stop putting your name after everything you say, you pretentious cunt.

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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 15:15:38 Reply

At 1/29/13 03:13 PM, Darthdenim wrote:

--supergandhi64
Stop putting your name after everything you say, you pretentious cunt.

Yeah really.

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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 15:16:22 Reply

Ask any of the black kids at your school.


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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 15:16:54 Reply

At 1/29/13 03:16 PM, tsukikomi wrote: Ask any of the black kids at your school.

my school is 90% black tsukikomi


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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 15:58:39 Reply

At 1/29/13 03:16 PM, TurkeyBased wrote:
At 1/29/13 03:16 PM, tsukikomi wrote: Ask any of the black kids at your school.
my school is 90% black tsukikomi

Okay there you go. By stereotypes 80% of them ether smoke weed or know a guy that deals them. Now make some new friends.


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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 16:21:39 Reply

At 1/29/13 01:40 PM, LemonCrush wrote: silkroad.com

/thread

you need to use torr to access silkroad

and i wouldnt recommend that

not one bit

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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 16:25:08 Reply

I literally have idea. I have to turn it down pretty often, honestly. I can't imagine struggling to find what I want too badly.


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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 16:31:39 Reply

Drugs improve my potency.

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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 16:33:04 Reply

At 1/29/13 01:40 PM, LemonCrush wrote: silkroad.com

/thread

Yeah, use the silk road. That's not the url, but it took me 5 minutes in google to find the .onion link.


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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 17:06:14 Reply

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhHeoQp2vY4

Do this, basically.


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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 17:18:43 Reply

At 1/29/13 04:33 PM, Stretchysumo wrote:
At 1/29/13 01:40 PM, LemonCrush wrote: silkroad.com

/thread
Yeah, use the silk road. That's not the url, but it took me 5 minutes in google to find the .onion link.

is there a huge risk of being caught?


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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-29 17:25:47 Reply

Get sent to prison. According to what I've heard on the news they're at least one drug dealer that is willing to trade drugs for sexual favours on every wing. Simply find this man and present him your rear, he will know what this means. You'll be smoking some low quality ganja in a matter of minutes.

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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-30 06:12:38 Reply

At 1/29/13 05:18 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: is there a huge risk of being caught?

No, it might be even safer than buying drugs on the street.

Wherever you live, you should be able to find information about your local drug dealing market on this site:

http://webehigh.org/

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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-30 06:15:28 Reply

I thought you were high 24/7?


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Response to How do i buy drugs? 2013-01-30 06:28:27 Reply

Okay are you underaged? Doctors are the easiest place if you have insurance.
Benzodiazapines, Dextroamphetamine, even opiates If you do it right. WA state gave out enough OXYCONTIN to supply everyone in the usa with a bottle last year

Are you in a State with medical? Do That dummy.

You can get laughing gas from whipped cream and go To hellishly unreal realms on DXM
Also grow your own drugs. OPIUM, shrooms, and Kjat can be purchased online. You can also buy everyrhing fron experimental drugs Nobody Has heard of to DMT and king L on the deep web.

But dude... just try getting a life instead. Go to a festival, a party, make some friends bro.
Or just go to the hood Like A fucking fiend